He’s good friends
With ol’ Santy
Curly fries
In his panties
It’s your Christmas wish
A salty side dish,
Walkin’ in a Pixar Wonderland
In the food court
You can get some
Sauces
And pretend that you are Debonair
He’ll say take a look
Beneath my faucet
There’s extra spuds
Inside my pubic hair!
He’s good friends
With ol’ Santy
Curly fries
In his panties
It’s your Christmas wish
A salty side dish,
Walkin’ in a Pixar Wonderland
In the food court
You can get some
Sauces
And pretend that you are Debonair
He’ll say take a look
Beneath my faucet
There’s extra spuds
Inside my pubic hair!