StefLyoness
@steflyoness.bsky.social
Writer. Feminist. Over thinker. Nerd. Non-binary (they/them). Also one half of podcast Kissed By Fire 🔥🐉
I haven't posted much in a while. But I wanted to show y'all my absolute genius with The Rubik's Cube. It's utterly incredible, I know.
Apologies for my face, I'd been travelling and had almost no sleep and no make-up but my big brain makes up for that, I'm sure.
Apologies for my face, I'd been travelling and had almost no sleep and no make-up but my big brain makes up for that, I'm sure.
October 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I haven't posted much in a while. But I wanted to show y'all my absolute genius with The Rubik's Cube. It's utterly incredible, I know.
Apologies for my face, I'd been travelling and had almost no sleep and no make-up but my big brain makes up for that, I'm sure.
Apologies for my face, I'd been travelling and had almost no sleep and no make-up but my big brain makes up for that, I'm sure.
Please remind me where exactly it was that Khal Drogo died and Danaerys did the funeral pyre? I wants to know.
September 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Please remind me where exactly it was that Khal Drogo died and Danaerys did the funeral pyre? I wants to know.
Chappell Roan tonight was incredible! 🦄🤠
August 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Chappell Roan tonight was incredible! 🦄🤠
Ah. So this is what concussion feels like?
Zero stars.
Would not recommend.
Zero stars.
Would not recommend.
a little girl wearing a hat and a jacket with the letter o on the back
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August 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Ah. So this is what concussion feels like?
Zero stars.
Would not recommend.
Zero stars.
Would not recommend.
I actually LOVE parallel parking (no cap). But DEAR LORD I wish to ride a dragon 🐉 and burn my enemies.
August 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I actually LOVE parallel parking (no cap). But DEAR LORD I wish to ride a dragon 🐉 and burn my enemies.
Just had to verify my age for Bluesky because of law changes in the UK. Did it with a photo of my face. I’m not going to lie, but part of me did wish it would at least take its sweet time to decide I’m definitely over 18 🤦♀️😅
July 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Just had to verify my age for Bluesky because of law changes in the UK. Did it with a photo of my face. I’m not going to lie, but part of me did wish it would at least take its sweet time to decide I’m definitely over 18 🤦♀️😅
Social Anxiety Pudding
Hyper focus yogurt
Impostor Syndrome Burrito Bowl.
July 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Social Anxiety Pudding
Having some ASOIAF brain connections… Bran learns to ride Dancer through “rein and voice and touch”. Sounds very much like dragon-riding, no?
Also as Bran is a skin changer could he go into Dancer as his aunt Lyanna probably could too? I mean, she was “half a horse” herself.
Thoughts?
Also as Bran is a skin changer could he go into Dancer as his aunt Lyanna probably could too? I mean, she was “half a horse” herself.
Thoughts?
July 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Having some ASOIAF brain connections… Bran learns to ride Dancer through “rein and voice and touch”. Sounds very much like dragon-riding, no?
Also as Bran is a skin changer could he go into Dancer as his aunt Lyanna probably could too? I mean, she was “half a horse” herself.
Thoughts?
Also as Bran is a skin changer could he go into Dancer as his aunt Lyanna probably could too? I mean, she was “half a horse” herself.
Thoughts?
Genuine question:
Should Lorelei have ended up with Max Medina?
Go.
Should Lorelei have ended up with Max Medina?
Go.
July 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Genuine question:
Should Lorelei have ended up with Max Medina?
Go.
Should Lorelei have ended up with Max Medina?
Go.
The ten year old asked me to turn up the volume on David Bowie in the car today. He really liked it.
So I guess I’ve completed parenting.
Peace out.
So I guess I’ve completed parenting.
Peace out.
July 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The ten year old asked me to turn up the volume on David Bowie in the car today. He really liked it.
So I guess I’ve completed parenting.
Peace out.
So I guess I’ve completed parenting.
Peace out.
Terrible hand!!!
So that would be which Hand? Otto Hightower for the plotting? Unwin Peake for same reasons? Or Mace Tyrell because he’s lols?
So that would be which Hand? Otto Hightower for the plotting? Unwin Peake for same reasons? Or Mace Tyrell because he’s lols?
July 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Terrible hand!!!
So that would be which Hand? Otto Hightower for the plotting? Unwin Peake for same reasons? Or Mace Tyrell because he’s lols?
So that would be which Hand? Otto Hightower for the plotting? Unwin Peake for same reasons? Or Mace Tyrell because he’s lols?
How does House Dayne audition for a worthy wielder of Dawn?
Is it like a Miss World thing?
What rounds do they have?
Is it like a Miss World thing?
What rounds do they have?
a man and a woman are talking into microphones and the woman is wearing a sash that says rhol .
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July 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
How does House Dayne audition for a worthy wielder of Dawn?
Is it like a Miss World thing?
What rounds do they have?
Is it like a Miss World thing?
What rounds do they have?
Jeor Mormont tells Tyrion at The Wall in AGOT that he’s been seeing dark and weird things in his dreams. Jeor is a dreamer. But how, and why? He’s having what I’m calling “Raven Dreams”. It’s Bloodraven, through his own raven, sending him dreams about the Long Night.
Boom.
Boom.
June 27, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Jeor Mormont tells Tyrion at The Wall in AGOT that he’s been seeing dark and weird things in his dreams. Jeor is a dreamer. But how, and why? He’s having what I’m calling “Raven Dreams”. It’s Bloodraven, through his own raven, sending him dreams about the Long Night.
Boom.
Boom.
Father’s Day isn’t fun for everyone. Just saying.
June 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Father’s Day isn’t fun for everyone. Just saying.
💋🔥
June 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
💋🔥
A good time at The Dyke Bar tonight.
June 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
A good time at The Dyke Bar tonight.
Rereading GOT and the bit where Lord Renly wets himself laughing about Arya beating and disarming Joffrey and having to leave the room is sending me 🤣
June 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Rereading GOT and the bit where Lord Renly wets himself laughing about Arya beating and disarming Joffrey and having to leave the room is sending me 🤣
The happiest of name days to the most wonderful, @obienator.bsky.social. His kindness and general loveliness is felt even though he’s many, many miles from me and I’ve never actually met him! Have a great day, Obie 💜🎂
June 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The happiest of name days to the most wonderful, @obienator.bsky.social. His kindness and general loveliness is felt even though he’s many, many miles from me and I’ve never actually met him! Have a great day, Obie 💜🎂
Good night out. 5am finish. Then my kids woke me at 8. I love this for me.
June 1, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Good night out. 5am finish. Then my kids woke me at 8. I love this for me.
Why don’t they change Luke Skywalker’s surname when they put him into hiding? Leia becomes an Organa. It’s quite the give away to Darth Vader with a name like that…
May 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Why don’t they change Luke Skywalker’s surname when they put him into hiding? Leia becomes an Organa. It’s quite the give away to Darth Vader with a name like that…
Guys. The empire is striking back.
May 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Guys. The empire is striking back.
This really happened, y'all.
Our next episode will be public soon.
Trigger warning: it contains some pretty awful opinions about Andor by Beth. Be ready. Hopefully this won't cost us listeners.
But I won't blame anyone for having some pretty tough feelings about it all. I know I did.
Trigger warning: it contains some pretty awful opinions about Andor by Beth. Be ready. Hopefully this won't cost us listeners.
But I won't blame anyone for having some pretty tough feelings about it all. I know I did.
a man says it was a little triggering in front of a sign that says schitts creek
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May 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This really happened, y'all.
@swlegendslounge.bsky.social I’m looking at you & others who might know the answer.
At the Battle of Yavin, the Death Star has to wait for the rebel base moon to come into range from round the other side of the planet.
Why can’t the Death Star just move round the planet and shoot straight away?
At the Battle of Yavin, the Death Star has to wait for the rebel base moon to come into range from round the other side of the planet.
Why can’t the Death Star just move round the planet and shoot straight away?
May 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
@swlegendslounge.bsky.social I’m looking at you & others who might know the answer.
At the Battle of Yavin, the Death Star has to wait for the rebel base moon to come into range from round the other side of the planet.
Why can’t the Death Star just move round the planet and shoot straight away?
At the Battle of Yavin, the Death Star has to wait for the rebel base moon to come into range from round the other side of the planet.
Why can’t the Death Star just move round the planet and shoot straight away?
Posting without comment.
May 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Posting without comment.