steffab.bsky.social
@steffab.bsky.social
dudes I signed up for a 5k fun run despite not being able to run 5k yet I have officially become a suburbs mom
September 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I fear this tactic would work on w
May 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I can't stop fantasizing about projects to do at the new house. Someone tell me I shouldn't try build my own brick pizza oven outside
May 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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I want someone to love me the way Adrian Dix loves his car. "No one’s going to force me to give up my beautiful 2003 Nissan Sentra," he said in Estimates. www.leg.bc.ca/hansard-cont...
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May 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
all I can hope for is that lentil loaf tastes less like farts than it smells
March 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
trying to figure out how to explain to our toddler that if his doggy gets "sick" again not to touch him and to come tell mom and dad 🥺☹️
March 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
my beloved dog had a seizure a few nights ago and all his tests came back clear so now we have no idea if it will happen again
March 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Ws latest invention is something I have dubbed Bean 182, where he performs Blink 182 songs in the style of Mr bean. The children delight in it.
February 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Are BO and smelling sweaty the same thing? pls settle a dispute
February 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I have to say something so out of touch and entitled it scares me (IM ANXIOUS THAT THE HOUSEKEEPER WE HIRED WILL THINK WE ARE DIRTY FILTHY GROSS AND RESIGN)
February 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
there is much more artistry involved in making heart shaped pancakes than I ever could have imagined
February 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
rip to my dreams of a supportive and versatile work shoe
February 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
toddler has started having fashion options: rolled out today in a monster truck shirt, monster truck sweater, Spiderman pants, and dinosaur socks.
February 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
toddler loves the superbowl. "Everybody wearin helmets! And fallin down!"
February 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Unfortunately I think the hoka loafers are tempting me as a professional woman with plantar faciitis
February 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
maybe my new personality will be cold plunging
February 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I got swooped at by a barred owl 2 nights ago and when I think about it I tear up!! So cool!! Birds rock!!
February 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I need to start posting deranged things online again
January 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Myles don't say this to me
January 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
@neilcic.com have you ever considered the significant crossover between Rock DJ and the Thomas the Train theme song?
January 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Feeling influenced
January 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I wanna watch it so bad but I'm scared I'll sing along
January 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
was considering this could be a good place to vent abt things I can't on Twitter but remembered my HUSBAND follows me on here
January 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
friend it's all about the gaviscon! Max strength! Peppermint flavour! Works 1 mill times better than tums
September 12, 2023 at 2:44 PM