last year I boarded a plane on Feb 1st and landed 14 hours later on Feb 3rd. pretty excited to actually experience Feb 2nd this year.

you’re gonna tell me a drag queen or trans person existing is indoctrinating your child but making a kid who is just learning to speak memorize bible verses is not? be so fucking for real.

as it turns out, I downloaded red note a while ago but had no clue because I searched for it using its (Chinese) government name & nothing was in English. early adopter of telling congress to go fuck itself.

another glorious morning knowing the people praying on my downfall will never win

the self-checkout guy at King Soopers last night told me “good luck against the Packers”. when was Sirianni gonna tell me I’m in the lineup for Sunday?!

Donald from Conshohocken Pennsylvania outside Philadelphia Pennsylvania

this game has far too much orange and Matthew Mahogany for my liking.

holding space for the fully formed chorus of Betty

Imagine explaining the eras tour to Abraham Lincoln or a Victorian child

Do you think the hot CEO assassin's Spotify wrapped is like "you listened to Vigilante Shit 232 times"?

Clarity by Zedd and Hilary Duff’s husband being reduced to a grocery store banger is a borderline hate crime.