Yaya
@staygoldyaya.bsky.social
beetles and eggs and blues and pour a little everything else
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Yaya
@staygoldyaya.bsky.social
· Mar 5
I love DOMS 😈😈😈
(delayed onset muscle soreness)
(delayed onset muscle soreness)
i'm not offended that he fell asleep during a meeting. i'm offended that he woke up!!
December 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
i'm not offended that he fell asleep during a meeting. i'm offended that he woke up!!
what is that voice crescendo traveling thing that justin bieber always does when he sings? he doin it too much in this new album lolol
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
what is that voice crescendo traveling thing that justin bieber always does when he sings? he doin it too much in this new album lolol
dancefloor demons really LOVE trying to climb into my coochie at the rave.
minding your business must be sexy or something i guess!! lmao 🤷🏾♀️
minding your business must be sexy or something i guess!! lmao 🤷🏾♀️
November 13, 2025 at 7:30 AM
dancefloor demons really LOVE trying to climb into my coochie at the rave.
minding your business must be sexy or something i guess!! lmao 🤷🏾♀️
minding your business must be sexy or something i guess!! lmao 🤷🏾♀️
okay this isn't even a flex... it's just hilarious and i need you to know this about me.
i just tried to run down some stairs but i stopped halfway down bc i realized im too high and i have big titties.
like...that combo??? with the cost of healthcare in this country??
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
i just tried to run down some stairs but i stopped halfway down bc i realized im too high and i have big titties.
like...that combo??? with the cost of healthcare in this country??
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
okay this isn't even a flex... it's just hilarious and i need you to know this about me.
i just tried to run down some stairs but i stopped halfway down bc i realized im too high and i have big titties.
like...that combo??? with the cost of healthcare in this country??
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
i just tried to run down some stairs but i stopped halfway down bc i realized im too high and i have big titties.
like...that combo??? with the cost of healthcare in this country??
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
i can't believe someone has willingly put up with my ass for 4 straight months. being in love rules so much 🥺😭
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
i can't believe someone has willingly put up with my ass for 4 straight months. being in love rules so much 🥺😭
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just realized clocks go back tonight and fell to my knees
November 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
just realized clocks go back tonight and fell to my knees
not to distract from the discourse, but how are people affording these $80 party tickets to begin with? even if i could afford to do that every month for multiple parties, i think i'd rather make sure i have groceries for the week instead 🤷🏾♀️
October 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
not to distract from the discourse, but how are people affording these $80 party tickets to begin with? even if i could afford to do that every month for multiple parties, i think i'd rather make sure i have groceries for the week instead 🤷🏾♀️
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it's so telling that Cuomo is resorting to gutter racism in the final days of this race, but let's please not make the same mistake as with Trump & assume this is disqualifying.
October 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
it's so telling that Cuomo is resorting to gutter racism in the final days of this race, but let's please not make the same mistake as with Trump & assume this is disqualifying.
i love throwing events and participating in things events but i do not love being bombarded with questions an hour before said events things 😤😤😤
i have adhd too but please know this is extremely annoying behavior lol
i have adhd too but please know this is extremely annoying behavior lol
October 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
i love throwing events and participating in things events but i do not love being bombarded with questions an hour before said events things 😤😤😤
i have adhd too but please know this is extremely annoying behavior lol
i have adhd too but please know this is extremely annoying behavior lol
i hate when you go to the post office and they ask a ton of questions like literally can you just mail this and leave me alone
October 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
i hate when you go to the post office and they ask a ton of questions like literally can you just mail this and leave me alone
a friend just asked me what theranos is and i said "you know that white lady with the big eyeballs and witness protection ass voice who lied about the diagnosis pill that looks like a USB with blood in it"
the way they immediately yelled "OOOH RIGHTTTT THAT BITCH WAS CRAZY!!"
💀💀💀💀
the way they immediately yelled "OOOH RIGHTTTT THAT BITCH WAS CRAZY!!"
💀💀💀💀
October 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
a friend just asked me what theranos is and i said "you know that white lady with the big eyeballs and witness protection ass voice who lied about the diagnosis pill that looks like a USB with blood in it"
the way they immediately yelled "OOOH RIGHTTTT THAT BITCH WAS CRAZY!!"
💀💀💀💀
the way they immediately yelled "OOOH RIGHTTTT THAT BITCH WAS CRAZY!!"
💀💀💀💀
Cardi B's MTA anti-turnstile hopping message is.... a choice 😬
October 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Cardi B's MTA anti-turnstile hopping message is.... a choice 😬
whenever i log into this damn thing i see nothing but hot takes. hot take this, hot take that.
some of you need to take a hike!
some of you need to take a hike!
September 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
whenever i log into this damn thing i see nothing but hot takes. hot take this, hot take that.
some of you need to take a hike!
some of you need to take a hike!
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one week we defend jimmy kimmel, one week we defend tylenol,
September 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
one week we defend jimmy kimmel, one week we defend tylenol,
i'm ready for actual fall what is this weird muggy nighttime shit
September 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
i'm ready for actual fall what is this weird muggy nighttime shit
whoever has been the conductor on the M train in the morning for the last 3 days. i appreciate the enthusiasm but you need to calm down. my ears are bleeding by the time i get to my office 😩
September 18, 2025 at 12:07 PM
whoever has been the conductor on the M train in the morning for the last 3 days. i appreciate the enthusiasm but you need to calm down. my ears are bleeding by the time i get to my office 😩
exactly.
Just to be clear I am on the political side of “nobody gets shot for their political speech” but we are living in the political reality where that’s opposed because some people want to preserve their access to shooting the likes of me, and I will not feel bad when they suffer for what they built
September 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
exactly.
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They’ll ask you to mourn the deaths they mourn, and no others. They’ll ask you to cherish the lives they cherish, and no others.
September 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
They’ll ask you to mourn the deaths they mourn, and no others. They’ll ask you to cherish the lives they cherish, and no others.
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I have no idea what white people are talking about right now. The warnings that the fascists will "use this" to do more violence. WHAT WON'T THEY USE? You've watched them deploy the US military on US soil using bullshit pretexts. What even are you talking about?
September 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I have no idea what white people are talking about right now. The warnings that the fascists will "use this" to do more violence. WHAT WON'T THEY USE? You've watched them deploy the US military on US soil using bullshit pretexts. What even are you talking about?
in philly for the first time in YEARS and absolutely in love. i decided last year that i'd like to consider moving here maybe when i turn 40, just based off what i've heard and the friends i already have here. it's nice to have those feelings validated!!! 🥰
September 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
in philly for the first time in YEARS and absolutely in love. i decided last year that i'd like to consider moving here maybe when i turn 40, just based off what i've heard and the friends i already have here. it's nice to have those feelings validated!!! 🥰
wait i don't think the brujas of this world are trying hard enough cuz why is he still here!!!!!
September 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
wait i don't think the brujas of this world are trying hard enough cuz why is he still here!!!!!
you ever log into a teams meeting and you're just like why the fuck am i here rn lol
September 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
you ever log into a teams meeting and you're just like why the fuck am i here rn lol
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me leaving the function
September 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
me leaving the function
sometimes i wonder if i have a sign on my forehead that says please only reach out to hang out with me when you want to trauma dump or cry.... i know i teach yoga and meditation and shit but i'm also literally just a person 😮💨😮💨😮💨
September 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
sometimes i wonder if i have a sign on my forehead that says please only reach out to hang out with me when you want to trauma dump or cry.... i know i teach yoga and meditation and shit but i'm also literally just a person 😮💨😮💨😮💨