➭ 𝖲𝖳𝖠𝖸 𝖥𝖴𝖭𝖪𝖸.
@stayfunkin.bsky.social
get the club popped off like PEZ.
Pinned
/ i'll get replies out as soon as i can. :]
April 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
/ i'll get replies out as soon as i can. :]
[ yaaaawn... ]
what a day.
what a day.
April 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
[ yaaaawn... ]
what a day.
what a day.
man.
i could really be putting my hands on some ass right now.
i could really be putting my hands on some ass right now.
April 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
man.
i could really be putting my hands on some ass right now.
i could really be putting my hands on some ass right now.
" Deal! "
he takes her hand in his own, guiding her to his home. from where they were, it'd be about 15 minutes, so they wouldn't be outside for too long. his mind was racing with possibilities as to... how exactly she'd "thank" him.
he takes her hand in his own, guiding her to his home. from where they were, it'd be about 15 minutes, so they wouldn't be outside for too long. his mind was racing with possibilities as to... how exactly she'd "thank" him.
April 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
" Deal! "
he takes her hand in his own, guiding her to his home. from where they were, it'd be about 15 minutes, so they wouldn't be outside for too long. his mind was racing with possibilities as to... how exactly she'd "thank" him.
he takes her hand in his own, guiding her to his home. from where they were, it'd be about 15 minutes, so they wouldn't be outside for too long. his mind was racing with possibilities as to... how exactly she'd "thank" him.
" That so? " he responds with a smirk of his own. . . he's digging the dirty talk.
" We can crash at my place. I got plenty of room and a nice comfy bed. "
" We can crash at my place. I got plenty of room and a nice comfy bed. "
April 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
" That so? " he responds with a smirk of his own. . . he's digging the dirty talk.
" We can crash at my place. I got plenty of room and a nice comfy bed. "
" We can crash at my place. I got plenty of room and a nice comfy bed. "
" it IS a lil' bit annoying. once it gets in your head, it's like a little brain-worm. burrows into the recesses of your mind and it takes a lobotomy to get it out. "
he doesn't pay the finger-licking any mind; in fact, he doesn't even notice it. he's done it himself, anyway, so why judge?
he doesn't pay the finger-licking any mind; in fact, he doesn't even notice it. he's done it himself, anyway, so why judge?
April 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
" it IS a lil' bit annoying. once it gets in your head, it's like a little brain-worm. burrows into the recesses of your mind and it takes a lobotomy to get it out. "
he doesn't pay the finger-licking any mind; in fact, he doesn't even notice it. he's done it himself, anyway, so why judge?
he doesn't pay the finger-licking any mind; in fact, he doesn't even notice it. he's done it himself, anyway, so why judge?
" Macarena's a classic; everyone knowin' it doesn't really make it boring.
Hell, I could hit that with my eyes closed. " he remarks with a laugh, putting his chopsticks down as he'd just finished his last few pieces of teriyaki chicken.
" that, and it's probably the most fun dance to memorize. "
Hell, I could hit that with my eyes closed. " he remarks with a laugh, putting his chopsticks down as he'd just finished his last few pieces of teriyaki chicken.
" that, and it's probably the most fun dance to memorize. "
April 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
" Macarena's a classic; everyone knowin' it doesn't really make it boring.
Hell, I could hit that with my eyes closed. " he remarks with a laugh, putting his chopsticks down as he'd just finished his last few pieces of teriyaki chicken.
" that, and it's probably the most fun dance to memorize. "
Hell, I could hit that with my eyes closed. " he remarks with a laugh, putting his chopsticks down as he'd just finished his last few pieces of teriyaki chicken.
" that, and it's probably the most fun dance to memorize. "
little known fact : i'm into chubby girls.
now it'll be a well-known fact!
now it'll be a well-known fact!
April 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
little known fact : i'm into chubby girls.
now it'll be a well-known fact!
now it'll be a well-known fact!
" I dig dance music too! There's always a song that fits any mood... "
he takes the chopsticks given by the waiter and starts working his way through the teriyaki order, making sure to finish chewing before talking again.
" do you have any preferred dances you like to do? "
he takes the chopsticks given by the waiter and starts working his way through the teriyaki order, making sure to finish chewing before talking again.
" do you have any preferred dances you like to do? "
April 12, 2025 at 6:28 AM
" I dig dance music too! There's always a song that fits any mood... "
he takes the chopsticks given by the waiter and starts working his way through the teriyaki order, making sure to finish chewing before talking again.
" do you have any preferred dances you like to do? "
he takes the chopsticks given by the waiter and starts working his way through the teriyaki order, making sure to finish chewing before talking again.
" do you have any preferred dances you like to do? "
" Indie, yeah! That's the word I was looking for... "
soon enough, their plates would be brought over to them.
" it's not everyone's taste, honestly; makes it difficult to get up the ladder. "
soon enough, their plates would be brought over to them.
" it's not everyone's taste, honestly; makes it difficult to get up the ladder. "
April 12, 2025 at 6:13 AM
" Indie, yeah! That's the word I was looking for... "
soon enough, their plates would be brought over to them.
" it's not everyone's taste, honestly; makes it difficult to get up the ladder. "
soon enough, their plates would be brought over to them.
" it's not everyone's taste, honestly; makes it difficult to get up the ladder. "
" well. . . i'm not popular in the mainstream sense; i'm more in the underground scene, so it's more of a "local talent" kinda shtick. "
he twiddles his thumbs together. . .
" i'm a hip hop artist, but i'm also very good with managing my finances, so i have a pretty healthy savings account. "
he twiddles his thumbs together. . .
" i'm a hip hop artist, but i'm also very good with managing my finances, so i have a pretty healthy savings account. "
April 12, 2025 at 6:02 AM
" well. . . i'm not popular in the mainstream sense; i'm more in the underground scene, so it's more of a "local talent" kinda shtick. "
he twiddles his thumbs together. . .
" i'm a hip hop artist, but i'm also very good with managing my finances, so i have a pretty healthy savings account. "
he twiddles his thumbs together. . .
" i'm a hip hop artist, but i'm also very good with managing my finances, so i have a pretty healthy savings account. "
“ this is a first, actually– you'd think i'd get flashed more often with how popular i am, buuut – ”
he stops for a moment and looks back toward her...
“ you're a special case. ”
he stops for a moment and looks back toward her...
“ you're a special case. ”
April 12, 2025 at 5:55 AM
“ this is a first, actually– you'd think i'd get flashed more often with how popular i am, buuut – ”
he stops for a moment and looks back toward her...
“ you're a special case. ”
he stops for a moment and looks back toward her...
“ you're a special case. ”
“ you can order as much as you want, babes. it's on the house— or, specifically, on me. ”
he leans forward and gives her a warm little smile of his own, before leaning back and browsing the menu.
“ dessert'll be included, of course. we'll take it to-go. ”
he leans forward and gives her a warm little smile of his own, before leaning back and browsing the menu.
“ dessert'll be included, of course. we'll take it to-go. ”
April 12, 2025 at 5:39 AM
“ you can order as much as you want, babes. it's on the house— or, specifically, on me. ”
he leans forward and gives her a warm little smile of his own, before leaning back and browsing the menu.
“ dessert'll be included, of course. we'll take it to-go. ”
he leans forward and gives her a warm little smile of his own, before leaning back and browsing the menu.
“ dessert'll be included, of course. we'll take it to-go. ”
i'd pay way more than twenty for a good look, honestly. but that's because i got that typa' money to spend!
i might wanna see some cheeks, later, so i'll keep that price margin in mind... but let's enjoy some chicken teriyaki first.
i might wanna see some cheeks, later, so i'll keep that price margin in mind... but let's enjoy some chicken teriyaki first.
April 12, 2025 at 5:31 AM
i'd pay way more than twenty for a good look, honestly. but that's because i got that typa' money to spend!
i might wanna see some cheeks, later, so i'll keep that price margin in mind... but let's enjoy some chicken teriyaki first.
i might wanna see some cheeks, later, so i'll keep that price margin in mind... but let's enjoy some chicken teriyaki first.
dear diary: i got flashed today. best night ever.
them titties were FAT
them titties were FAT
April 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
dear diary: i got flashed today. best night ever.
them titties were FAT
them titties were FAT
and i definitely won't complain about free tetas, either. especially not yours. ✨
April 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
and i definitely won't complain about free tetas, either. especially not yours. ✨
naaaawwwwww... you don't HAVE to pay me back, really.
you already flashed me, so i'll consider us even!
you already flashed me, so i'll consider us even!
April 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
naaaawwwwww... you don't HAVE to pay me back, really.
you already flashed me, so i'll consider us even!
you already flashed me, so i'll consider us even!
how's about we snag some teriyaki chicken tonight? i'll pay, of course!
April 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
how's about we snag some teriyaki chicken tonight? i'll pay, of course!
chicken is a damn good food, yeah. i love any type of chicken, it don't matter how you prep it.
April 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
chicken is a damn good food, yeah. i love any type of chicken, it don't matter how you prep it.
that's... an interesting secret.
is it barbecue?
is it barbecue?
April 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
that's... an interesting secret.
is it barbecue?
is it barbecue?
yours are especially nice, i cannot tell no lie
April 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
yours are especially nice, i cannot tell no lie
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE TITTIES !!!
April 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE TITTIES !!!