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Ryan
@staticmwb.bsky.social
*hacker voice* I’m in.

Oh and I like Baseball and Star Wars and otters and breathing and movies and all sorts of odds and ends.
I should have worn a belt today
April 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
My izzet otter deck would love to add some prowess bunnies.
April 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Magic the Gathering rules question from Dragonstorm. What if my second spell on the turn is an Omen? Which part gets Suspended and what gets cast when the suspend ends; the omen or the creature? Or do I get to choose?
March 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
For Lent I’m gonna be praying for Bono to finally find what’s he’s looking for šŸ™
March 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Omaha rn
February 17, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I downloaded Tubi to watch the Super Bowl but right now I’m using it to watch a random MLB game between the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim against the Tampa Bay Rays from 2008.
February 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Me, watching the movie ā€œBetter Manā€:

One minute in: ā€œoh this movie is gonna be very Britishā€

One hour in: ā€œwhen is he gonna establish the Planet of the Apes?ā€?
January 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
An essential worker in my Brudiclad Myr deck.
January 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
All sound so horrible
January 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Setting up the Christmas nativity šŸ’œ
December 8, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Skyrim
December 2, 2024 at 7:23 PM
It’s wonderful in my Imodane deck 😃
December 2, 2024 at 4:14 PM
What’s your 10/10 album?
December 1, 2024 at 4:16 AM
All right im just gonna come out and say it, Moana is one of my all-time favorite movies.
November 30, 2024 at 11:45 PM
I nicknamed my fists ā€œEncyclopediaā€ and ā€œBritannica.ā€
November 21, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Does this work like I think it does? šŸ‘€ #magicthegathering
November 18, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Casting a spell from exile or the graveyard would trigger him.
November 18, 2024 at 1:56 PM
I am in this picture and I don’t like it.
November 18, 2024 at 1:04 AM
November 17, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Saw a Cybertruck today. Day immediately ruined.
November 17, 2024 at 1:41 AM
The staff at the Qdoba across the street from my work recognize me on sight now 🫣
November 16, 2024 at 5:19 PM
So what happens if the woman doesn’t see a Pegasus? #magicthegathering
November 16, 2024 at 3:28 AM
I’m building a team.
November 15, 2024 at 5:17 PM
This image has to be AI because Riker would never say that.
November 15, 2024 at 12:41 PM
November 14, 2024 at 1:39 PM