When she puts your paninis in her press 😏

Me, after trying a new lube on my partner, which they're allergic to: "I'm sorry I made your pussy burny like Sanders."

Thinking about the time I came home to find condoms scattered across the ground in my bedroom. Maintenance came in and knocked the box over, and then just left it like that. Smdh

So, I sent this to my partner, and for the last 2 weeks they have been initiating sex by saying "I want to ride the ice worm coaster"

A re-posting some more old stuff here! A YCH from @polisici.bsky.social from 2022. With @infiniterizard.bsky.social

A re-posting some old stuff here! A YCH from @Quinto_art from 2023.

Wait, you're telling me a mommy made this milky?

Okay, but what if you were in a little French maid outfit?

A semi-recent ych from @sshartfest.bsky.social

I might try posting stuff here more now that this site seems like it's gaining traction.

You haven't really fucked if you haven't fucked to Ratatouille, the rat from Ratatouille.

The elites don’t want you to know this but the twinks on Grindr are free. You can take them home. I have 458 twinks.