Stop saying you are straight! "Straight" does NOT exist! Learn your terminology! You are HALF BISEXUAL!!
February 6, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Stop saying you are straight! "Straight" does NOT exist! Learn your terminology! You are HALF BISEXUAL!!
Milf pussy got me like [REDACTED]
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February 2, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Milf pussy got me like [REDACTED]
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Guy who can unlock any lock with a snap of his fingers (but only if it is a chastity cage)
January 30, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Guy who can unlock any lock with a snap of his fingers (but only if it is a chastity cage)
Have you heard of the Nintendo 3DS? Apparently the DS stands for Dual Screen.
January 29, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Have you heard of the Nintendo 3DS? Apparently the DS stands for Dual Screen.
Reposted by Andy G.
any tips on doing stuff. anyone know how to do anything at all
January 27, 2026 at 6:32 AM
any tips on doing stuff. anyone know how to do anything at all
Reposted by Andy G.
feeling giddy today
(girl tiddy)
(girl tiddy)
January 25, 2026 at 9:11 PM
feeling giddy today
(girl tiddy)
(girl tiddy)
"Temperatures will be well below normal"
Yeah, no kidding, I had to amputate my cocksicle this morning
Yeah, no kidding, I had to amputate my cocksicle this morning
January 23, 2026 at 3:53 PM
"Temperatures will be well below normal"
Yeah, no kidding, I had to amputate my cocksicle this morning
Yeah, no kidding, I had to amputate my cocksicle this morning
Ain't Nuthin' but a G Thang
(The G stands for Goober)
(The G stands for Goober)
January 22, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Ain't Nuthin' but a G Thang
(The G stands for Goober)
(The G stands for Goober)
I'm so mad I could sue a horse.
January 21, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I'm so mad I could sue a horse.
New product idea: jockstrap for people who dont got a penis, its called the cockstrap.
January 20, 2026 at 2:50 AM
New product idea: jockstrap for people who dont got a penis, its called the cockstrap.
I GOTTA TAKE A DOOOKIEEEEE AAAAAAaaaaAaAAAAAÆÆÆ
January 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I GOTTA TAKE A DOOOKIEEEEE AAAAAAaaaaAaAAAAAÆÆÆ
"Hatsune Miku balls-deep in Billie Eilish's fat pussy: 'keep going!!!'" -My friend who doesn't want their name attached to this quote
December 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"Hatsune Miku balls-deep in Billie Eilish's fat pussy: 'keep going!!!'" -My friend who doesn't want their name attached to this quote
58 follower special coming SOON 🎉🥳
December 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
58 follower special coming SOON 🎉🥳
Because I started occasionally using ambient music to sleep, YouTube is suggesting more and more AI music to me and I cannot express how uninterested I am in it, even for sleep. I don't care if its just peaceful simple noise to sleep to, if it wasn't made by a human I do not want to fucking hear it.
December 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Because I started occasionally using ambient music to sleep, YouTube is suggesting more and more AI music to me and I cannot express how uninterested I am in it, even for sleep. I don't care if its just peaceful simple noise to sleep to, if it wasn't made by a human I do not want to fucking hear it.
Got bored of cigarettes, went back to crack.
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Got bored of cigarettes, went back to crack.
Got bored, picked up smoking cigarettes.
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Got bored, picked up smoking cigarettes.
30 years experience in jacking off, came out the pussy skeetin' MOZART!!!
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
30 years experience in jacking off, came out the pussy skeetin' MOZART!!!
The masculine urge to tear into a twink's flesh and consume the meat in a ritualistic horrorshow in order to absorb his powers
November 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The masculine urge to tear into a twink's flesh and consume the meat in a ritualistic horrorshow in order to absorb his powers
Reposted by Andy G.
"Well you see Pit, Flareon used to be the only fully-evolved fire-type Pokemon who couldn't learn Solar Beam until gen 7."
#kiu #KidIcarus #KidIcarusUprising #Pit #Palutena #redraw #art
#kiu #KidIcarus #KidIcarusUprising #Pit #Palutena #redraw #art
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"Well you see Pit, Flareon used to be the only fully-evolved fire-type Pokemon who couldn't learn Solar Beam until gen 7."
#kiu #KidIcarus #KidIcarusUprising #Pit #Palutena #redraw #art
#kiu #KidIcarus #KidIcarusUprising #Pit #Palutena #redraw #art
I'm on anti-depressants.
Symptoms of depression?
My brother in Christ, I thought you were just listing off my personal quirky character traits. 🤪
My brother in Christ, I thought you were just listing off my personal quirky character traits. 🤪
November 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I'm on anti-depressants.
Desperately need a backyard so I can peacefully charge my butthole chakras in the sun.
August 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Desperately need a backyard so I can peacefully charge my butthole chakras in the sun.