A message to everyone I'm shipped with on any account

If you disappear for 3 or more days without telling me in advance
I'm not waiting

For those who's repeat offenders of this I'm currently shipped with
Consider yourself single

WHOSE HOUSE!
Swerve Strickland
Shipped the 🐐 @statementmone.bsky.social 💍
Same writer @finishthestory.bsky.social

Hates Hangman
F the elite
F the bucks

This does sound like a wonderful wednesday honey. I'll be right there! Do you want me to wear something special?

It's Wednesday and you know what that means
@statementmone.bsky.social
This is for you. A WCW
First off I just want to say I don't have anything special to say. Not this time. Just something special to do. Meet me in the bedroom. But I do want to say I'm glad we fixed our problems

Booker T's lost sibling 🤣

"babe before we post this, do I look like booker t? No why you post it?"
@statementmone.bsky.social

Wayyy too small! Luckily we're RICH rich since we're both champions haha!

Does everyone like our new house? We just moved here. Last place was to small right babe
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