starwater
@starwater.bsky.social
strange posts for strange people <3
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boston; 24; mdni
storytelling is everything
boston; 24; mdni
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my children will never have a vape. indoor cigs only. the outside is too dangerous.
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
my children will never have a vape. indoor cigs only. the outside is too dangerous.
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i saw an ad for a "flavored air vape" (nicotine free) adn the guy in it said he was proud to model "healthy behavior" for his son
humbly proposing that vape pens are quietly one of the most evil inventions in the past 25 years and that everyone involved should be tried at the hague
November 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
i saw an ad for a "flavored air vape" (nicotine free) adn the guy in it said he was proud to model "healthy behavior" for his son
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god gave me two hands one for my weed vape and one for my nicotine vape
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
god gave me two hands one for my weed vape and one for my nicotine vape
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you know now that ive switched to edibles due to oral surgery recovery my lungs feel infinitely better and i don't feel like im out of breath going for a walk
this probably doesn't mean anything feel free to keep vaping and smoking
this probably doesn't mean anything feel free to keep vaping and smoking
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
you know now that ive switched to edibles due to oral surgery recovery my lungs feel infinitely better and i don't feel like im out of breath going for a walk
this probably doesn't mean anything feel free to keep vaping and smoking
this probably doesn't mean anything feel free to keep vaping and smoking
dreaming must be exercised regularly or i might forget what im fighting for
November 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
dreaming must be exercised regularly or i might forget what im fighting for
googling rat park might change your life
October 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
googling rat park might change your life
beautiful woman when noticing my big glasses
October 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
beautiful woman when noticing my big glasses
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I should give myself a tattoo that'll fix whatevers wrong with me
October 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I should give myself a tattoo that'll fix whatevers wrong with me
i know my brother has fallen in love with a temptress bc he keeps cooking vegan food and getting strange boxes from a woman named "hello fresh"
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i know my brother has fallen in love with a temptress bc he keeps cooking vegan food and getting strange boxes from a woman named "hello fresh"
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yea, im ace. i can only cum if i get the shit beat out of me or by having sex
October 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
yea, im ace. i can only cum if i get the shit beat out of me or by having sex
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the world is on fire and the most cruel people alive are in power but it's ok because women have tummies and I can occasionally see them
October 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
the world is on fire and the most cruel people alive are in power but it's ok because women have tummies and I can occasionally see them
inside me there is alley starwater and street starwater and they both have small dicks
October 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
inside me there is alley starwater and street starwater and they both have small dicks
i hope your cow produces much product
October 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
i hope your cow produces much product
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wake up babe, the destination of this train is: ASHMONT
October 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
wake up babe, the destination of this train is: ASHMONT
zora neale hurston is a fucking badass
October 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
zora neale hurston is a fucking badass
dude brings his little kid to my fav na meeting and she is always walking around and being a nuisance bless her heart
she finally comes up to me and after thoroughly inspecting me for a full two seconds says
"you kinda look like a girl"
i smile
"i am a girl"
"ok"
and she waddles away
she finally comes up to me and after thoroughly inspecting me for a full two seconds says
"you kinda look like a girl"
i smile
"i am a girl"
"ok"
and she waddles away
October 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
dude brings his little kid to my fav na meeting and she is always walking around and being a nuisance bless her heart
she finally comes up to me and after thoroughly inspecting me for a full two seconds says
"you kinda look like a girl"
i smile
"i am a girl"
"ok"
and she waddles away
she finally comes up to me and after thoroughly inspecting me for a full two seconds says
"you kinda look like a girl"
i smile
"i am a girl"
"ok"
and she waddles away
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polyamory is where ur unemployed and the more unemployed you are the more polyamorous it is
October 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
polyamory is where ur unemployed and the more unemployed you are the more polyamorous it is
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mean woman who grabs me by the back of my head outside of the bar and gets in real close and tells me i’m a stupid silly boy who needs to learn his place in society and then makes me beg her to kiss me. but i’m not thinking about that actually im thinking about the pythagorean theorem and im normal
October 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
mean woman who grabs me by the back of my head outside of the bar and gets in real close and tells me i’m a stupid silly boy who needs to learn his place in society and then makes me beg her to kiss me. but i’m not thinking about that actually im thinking about the pythagorean theorem and im normal
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bitch ass flies hate to see me coming with a swatter
me +5
flies 0
me +5
flies 0
October 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
bitch ass flies hate to see me coming with a swatter
me +5
flies 0
me +5
flies 0
it is on the internet so it myst be true
@starwater.bsky.social when she shits on the floor
October 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
it is on the internet so it myst be true