Star Wars Line by Line
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I’m here to tell the story of Star Wars - one line at a time. Every line of Star Wars - daily.
2413
Wow! The fly gets a line!
Wow! The fly gets a line!
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
2413
Wow! The fly gets a line!
Wow! The fly gets a line!
2412
Shmi is such a pirate name. Cliegg Lars should have gotten a peg leg to go with the theme.
Shmi is such a pirate name. Cliegg Lars should have gotten a peg leg to go with the theme.
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
2412
Shmi is such a pirate name. Cliegg Lars should have gotten a peg leg to go with the theme.
Shmi is such a pirate name. Cliegg Lars should have gotten a peg leg to go with the theme.
2411
Watto is all of us
Watto is all of us
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
2411
Watto is all of us
Watto is all of us
2410
Watto, you don't have to let him touch your stuff. 4th amendment!
Watto, you don't have to let him touch your stuff. 4th amendment!
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
2410
Watto, you don't have to let him touch your stuff. 4th amendment!
Watto, you don't have to let him touch your stuff. 4th amendment!
2409
Tool Time with Watto and Al Borland
Tool Time with Watto and Al Borland
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
2409
Tool Time with Watto and Al Borland
Tool Time with Watto and Al Borland
2408
I saw your laser sword. Only Jedi carry that kind of weapon.
I saw your laser sword. Only Jedi carry that kind of weapon.
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
2408
I saw your laser sword. Only Jedi carry that kind of weapon.
I saw your laser sword. Only Jedi carry that kind of weapon.
2407
Me when Girl Scouts ring the door bell:
Me when Girl Scouts ring the door bell:
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
2407
Me when Girl Scouts ring the door bell:
Me when Girl Scouts ring the door bell:
2406
If Lucas Film really cared about making money, they would release a Duolingo with Huttese.
If Lucas Film really cared about making money, they would release a Duolingo with Huttese.
November 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
2406
If Lucas Film really cared about making money, they would release a Duolingo with Huttese.
If Lucas Film really cared about making money, they would release a Duolingo with Huttese.
2405
Watto's little tin hat ❤️
Watto's little tin hat ❤️
November 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
2405
Watto's little tin hat ❤️
Watto's little tin hat ❤️
2404
Do you think Anakin's Huttese got rusty while he was at the Jedi temple? Watto is probably thinking, "what happened to your accent??"
Do you think Anakin's Huttese got rusty while he was at the Jedi temple? Watto is probably thinking, "what happened to your accent??"
November 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
2404
Do you think Anakin's Huttese got rusty while he was at the Jedi temple? Watto is probably thinking, "what happened to your accent??"
Do you think Anakin's Huttese got rusty while he was at the Jedi temple? Watto is probably thinking, "what happened to your accent??"
2403
Here we go people! The greatest character in cinematic history is back for his cameo!!!!!!
Here we go people! The greatest character in cinematic history is back for his cameo!!!!!!
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
2403
Here we go people! The greatest character in cinematic history is back for his cameo!!!!!!
Here we go people! The greatest character in cinematic history is back for his cameo!!!!!!
2402
When your partner says it's time to get frisky but you haven't brushed your teeth today:
When your partner says it's time to get frisky but you haven't brushed your teeth today:
November 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
2402
When your partner says it's time to get frisky but you haven't brushed your teeth today:
When your partner says it's time to get frisky but you haven't brushed your teeth today:
2401
Do you think they have to tip the robot driver?
Do you think they have to tip the robot driver?
November 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM
2401
Do you think they have to tip the robot driver?
Do you think they have to tip the robot driver?
2400
Here it is. The only line during this entire sequence.
Here it is. The only line during this entire sequence.
November 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
2400
Here it is. The only line during this entire sequence.
Here it is. The only line during this entire sequence.
2399
From my point of view the Jedi are evil. They always want to separate kids from their parents.
From my point of view the Jedi are evil. They always want to separate kids from their parents.
November 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
2399
From my point of view the Jedi are evil. They always want to separate kids from their parents.
From my point of view the Jedi are evil. They always want to separate kids from their parents.
2398
What if Jango was just like, "That's nice" and didn't look? Jango is a good dad.
What if Jango was just like, "That's nice" and didn't look? Jango is a good dad.
October 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
2398
What if Jango was just like, "That's nice" and didn't look? Jango is a good dad.
What if Jango was just like, "That's nice" and didn't look? Jango is a good dad.
2397
They call it... Jango Fett's Starship! 😱
They call it... Jango Fett's Starship! 😱
October 30, 2025 at 10:00 AM
2397
They call it... Jango Fett's Starship! 😱
They call it... Jango Fett's Starship! 😱
2396
Picking all the red Starbursts out of the Halloween candy and eating them before Halloween
Picking all the red Starbursts out of the Halloween candy and eating them before Halloween
October 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
2396
Picking all the red Starbursts out of the Halloween candy and eating them before Halloween
Picking all the red Starbursts out of the Halloween candy and eating them before Halloween
2395
When your friend says they're going to Taco Bell:
When your friend says they're going to Taco Bell:
October 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
2395
When your friend says they're going to Taco Bell:
When your friend says they're going to Taco Bell:
2394
This was Padme's chance to get out of this weird relationship.
This was Padme's chance to get out of this weird relationship.
October 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
2394
This was Padme's chance to get out of this weird relationship.
This was Padme's chance to get out of this weird relationship.
2393
When you wake up and see your one night stand in the daylight:
When you wake up and see your one night stand in the daylight:
October 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
2393
When you wake up and see your one night stand in the daylight:
When you wake up and see your one night stand in the daylight:
2392
You wouldn't take a bullet for her?
You wouldn't take a bullet for her?
October 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
2392
You wouldn't take a bullet for her?
You wouldn't take a bullet for her?
2391
When I see that bored look on her face as I talk about why the prequels weren't that bad:
When I see that bored look on her face as I talk about why the prequels weren't that bad:
October 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
2391
When I see that bored look on her face as I talk about why the prequels weren't that bad:
When I see that bored look on her face as I talk about why the prequels weren't that bad:
2390
When the doctor puts the stethoscope on your back:
When the doctor puts the stethoscope on your back:
October 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
2390
When the doctor puts the stethoscope on your back:
When the doctor puts the stethoscope on your back:
2389
That's because this was the first Star Wars movie to be filmed digitally. No film!
That's because this was the first Star Wars movie to be filmed digitally. No film!
October 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
2389
That's because this was the first Star Wars movie to be filmed digitally. No film!
That's because this was the first Star Wars movie to be filmed digitally. No film!