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I play videogames and some other stuff.

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The GOP is in control of the house, senate, presidency, and the supreme court.

It campaigned for 15 YEARS on repealing and replacing the Affordable Care Act.

And it has no plan. No alternative. Nothing serious to put in front of anyone.

"But you know what's important? Queers!"
December 14, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Warlock: Very well could be lipstick on a pig.

For whatever they paid TOOL's label to license that song, they might be able to hire me to do an entire soundtrack. (About $60,000 for all 72 minutes, and I might be underestimating.)
December 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
ROMAN REIGNS AS AKUMA I AM FUCKING DYING

This casting though...hit and miss. I'm sure they had a blast, looking forward to all of it.
December 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Lady characters that would make you turn into a girl just to be gay for them.

Go.
December 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
So, about some games...

I'm still trying to roll for KOS-MOS and it sucks because it's preventing me from playing the other games.
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkaS...

For those that think warcrimes are a post-WW2 fancy, the idea that you don't fuck with people out of the fight is hundreds of years old.

Service members? You have a duty to know. I'm sorry that this is more to know and do, but it's in the book.
December 3, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I wish I had more to say on this account outside of the bullshit and chaos, but I can't really call myself a gamer, anymore. I'm 42, I'm not connected or engaged with any of it, and it's time to leave all this to a new generation. I need new.

I need new shit to do.
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Halligan is a clown. There's no other way to describe someone so catty and incompetent that they - unsolicited - complain to a journalist about coverage that's not theirs and then starts insulting them. THEN wants backsies because they can't control themselves.
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It's very difficult to work hard and focus on digging my way out of hell when people continually fuck things up.

Here's a clue - stop fucking everything up around here and I'll have a better chance. I'm tired of pretending.
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I was just called a "Naive American Citizen" because apparently I didn't know the UK police are worthless and democracy is a lie.

Bitch? We have nazis. I don't wanna hear that. If your tiny ass third party can't form a functional and effective coalition with Labour? Enjoy more Tory Government.
November 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Finally beat this stupid game.
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The Caucus of Losers just wasted everyone's fucking time for a small bag of magic beans.

This party owes me money for wasting my fucking time - that's what I think, now.
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Cornell caved, allowing it to join the Hall of Shame with Columbia and Berkeley.

So much for these institutions. Very disappointed.
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Congratulations, New York City. It's going to be up to you to now show the rest of the state and the country how to unfuck housing.
November 5, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I guess Japan wants a try at this "Let's elect a right-winger to act proud and tough and ruin everything in order to fix our problems" idea, huh?

Okay. Lemme know when anyone actually delivers.
October 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Can you horny lonely motherfuckers STOP thinking you have a thing with your streamers?

Jesus Christ. GO TO JAIL. DIRECTLY TO JAIL.
October 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
You guys are killing me with how bad you're doing this Christmas Cake. LMAO!
October 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
DOTA2 - truly a global game - where everyone can play on US East!
October 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
For those that are wondering - Healing from everything that's happened is a long and ugly road. I'm not doing okay, but I've been learning a lot of new things and creating a lot of stuff. I have no idea how I'll make a living, but I'm definitely not alone in that way.
September 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Bloomberg News can suck a thousand fucks.
August 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
You're supposed to have humility and decency towards the poor. Not cruelty and contempt.

If you call yourself a christian and condone all of this awful shit - you're absolutely full of shit and you deserve to be treated as full of shit until you fix your behavior.
August 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
You best start fighting for the Homeless in this country because WE ARE NOT MAKING LESS. That's for damn sure.

Who's next?
August 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Hogan is probably already trying to tell the devil that it was his idea Ozzy do a final concert.
July 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Go to Columbia University! Marvel at our ability to take our 14.8 billion dollar endowment and flush our entire institution into a golden toilet! And remember:

Everything floats down here! Haaa huhaaa huhaaa huhaaa!
July 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM