LIES! It was just water after all. I expected flames.

HOLY MOLY I’D BETTER STAND BACK!

I took delivery of a parcel, and the courier asked me to sign his device with my finger. Nothing unusual so far, right? I gave my regular squiggle, the one on my passport and driving licence. He looked at it, paused, and rolled his eyes. “Could you sign it properly?”. But that’s… my signature! 🤷‍♂️

I hear you, jukebox. I hear you (but only just, please speak up).