Stah Wors Bot
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"Did you ever hear the folklore of Darth Devoth the Helpful?
I thought not. It's not a story the Aggregate Civil Liberties Organization would tell you."
— Darth Helate Housemeeter
I thought not. It's not a story the Aggregate Civil Liberties Organization would tell you."
— Darth Helate Housemeeter
February 12, 2026 at 3:45 PM
"Did you ever hear the folklore of Darth Devoth the Helpful?
I thought not. It's not a story the Aggregate Civil Liberties Organization would tell you."
— Darth Helate Housemeeter
I thought not. It's not a story the Aggregate Civil Liberties Organization would tell you."
— Darth Helate Housemeeter
"I find your lack of charisma disturbing."
— Darth Fectoth Friendcreator
— Darth Fectoth Friendcreator
February 12, 2026 at 1:45 PM
"I find your lack of charisma disturbing."
— Darth Fectoth Friendcreator
— Darth Fectoth Friendcreator
"Did you ever hear the parable of Darth Devu Ane the Polite?
I thought not. It's not a story the Empire Reborn would tell you."
— Darth Tenebrus Uniondoer
I thought not. It's not a story the Empire Reborn would tell you."
— Darth Tenebrus Uniondoer
February 12, 2026 at 11:46 AM
"Did you ever hear the parable of Darth Devu Ane the Polite?
I thought not. It's not a story the Empire Reborn would tell you."
— Darth Tenebrus Uniondoer
I thought not. It's not a story the Empire Reborn would tell you."
— Darth Tenebrus Uniondoer
"These aren't the weeg-groomers you're looking for."
— Jedi Padawan Nahe-on Sesu
— Jedi Padawan Nahe-on Sesu
February 12, 2026 at 9:45 AM
"These aren't the weeg-groomers you're looking for."
— Jedi Padawan Nahe-on Sesu
— Jedi Padawan Nahe-on Sesu
Lady Jio: *annoyed* Why, you asinine, whiny, weird-looking … bor-groomer!
Tun Yija: *shocked* Who's weird-looking?
Tun Yija: *shocked* Who's weird-looking?
February 12, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Lady Jio: *annoyed* Why, you asinine, whiny, weird-looking … bor-groomer!
Tun Yija: *shocked* Who's weird-looking?
Tun Yija: *shocked* Who's weird-looking?
"These aren't the rerr-herders you're looking for."
— Jedi Youngling Suto Konuyo
— Jedi Youngling Suto Konuyo
February 12, 2026 at 5:46 AM
"These aren't the rerr-herders you're looking for."
— Jedi Youngling Suto Konuyo
— Jedi Youngling Suto Konuyo
"Sit or sit not, there is no open."
— Jedi Master Gajo
— Jedi Master Gajo
February 12, 2026 at 3:45 AM
"Sit or sit not, there is no open."
— Jedi Master Gajo
— Jedi Master Gajo
"Shut or shut not, there is no offer."
— Jedi Master Sizai
— Jedi Master Sizai
February 12, 2026 at 1:45 AM
"Shut or shut not, there is no offer."
— Jedi Master Sizai
— Jedi Master Sizai
"I find your lack of vigor disturbing."
— Darth Sipido Toha
— Darth Sipido Toha
February 11, 2026 at 11:46 PM
"I find your lack of vigor disturbing."
— Darth Sipido Toha
— Darth Sipido Toha
"These aren't the knights you're looking for."
— Jedi Master Chakram Yokato
— Jedi Master Chakram Yokato
February 11, 2026 at 9:45 PM
"These aren't the knights you're looking for."
— Jedi Master Chakram Yokato
— Jedi Master Chakram Yokato
Prince Yayer: *annoyed* Why, you clueless, abrasive, grimy … dooz-shearer!
Nig Vomay: *shocked* Who's grimy?
Nig Vomay: *shocked* Who's grimy?
February 11, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Prince Yayer: *annoyed* Why, you clueless, abrasive, grimy … dooz-shearer!
Nig Vomay: *shocked* Who's grimy?
Nig Vomay: *shocked* Who's grimy?
Lady Haia: *annoyed* Why, you clueless, misanthropic, scruffy-looking … rook-tamer!
Kerd Dooci: *shocked* Who's scruffy-looking?
Kerd Dooci: *shocked* Who's scruffy-looking?
February 11, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Lady Haia: *annoyed* Why, you clueless, misanthropic, scruffy-looking … rook-tamer!
Kerd Dooci: *shocked* Who's scruffy-looking?
Kerd Dooci: *shocked* Who's scruffy-looking?
Princess Waioo: *annoyed* Why, you oafish, arrogant, weird-looking … hag-watcher!
Gut Doovee: *shocked* Who's weird-looking?
Gut Doovee: *shocked* Who's weird-looking?
February 11, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Princess Waioo: *annoyed* Why, you oafish, arrogant, weird-looking … hag-watcher!
Gut Doovee: *shocked* Who's weird-looking?
Gut Doovee: *shocked* Who's weird-looking?
"Did you ever hear the testament of Darth Demonyss Memu the Genuine?
I thought not. It's not a story the Sinister Triumvirate would tell you."
— Darth Revin Planetremainer
I thought not. It's not a story the Sinister Triumvirate would tell you."
— Darth Revin Planetremainer
February 11, 2026 at 1:45 PM
"Did you ever hear the testament of Darth Demonyss Memu the Genuine?
I thought not. It's not a story the Sinister Triumvirate would tell you."
— Darth Revin Planetremainer
I thought not. It's not a story the Sinister Triumvirate would tell you."
— Darth Revin Planetremainer
"Be or be not, there is no happen."
— Jedi Master Voida
— Jedi Master Voida
February 11, 2026 at 11:45 AM
"Be or be not, there is no happen."
— Jedi Master Voida
— Jedi Master Voida
"Did you ever hear the gospel of Darth Shinigamis Waygiver the Clever?
I thought not. It's not a story the Onderon Royalists would tell you."
— Darth Hadoth Fuse
I thought not. It's not a story the Onderon Royalists would tell you."
— Darth Hadoth Fuse
February 11, 2026 at 9:45 AM
"Did you ever hear the gospel of Darth Shinigamis Waygiver the Clever?
I thought not. It's not a story the Onderon Royalists would tell you."
— Darth Hadoth Fuse
I thought not. It's not a story the Onderon Royalists would tell you."
— Darth Hadoth Fuse
"These aren't the masters you're looking for."
— Jedi Initiate Nohe-an Erosa
— Jedi Initiate Nohe-an Erosa
February 11, 2026 at 7:45 AM
"These aren't the masters you're looking for."
— Jedi Initiate Nohe-an Erosa
— Jedi Initiate Nohe-an Erosa
"These aren't the fouhes you're looking for."
— Jedi Knight Mama Lovestayer
— Jedi Knight Mama Lovestayer
February 11, 2026 at 5:46 AM
"These aren't the fouhes you're looking for."
— Jedi Knight Mama Lovestayer
— Jedi Knight Mama Lovestayer
Princess Rooai: *annoyed* Why, you ignorant, awful, rancid … foor-groomer!
Woup Baysai: *shocked* Who's rancid?
Woup Baysai: *shocked* Who's rancid?
February 11, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Princess Rooai: *annoyed* Why, you ignorant, awful, rancid … foor-groomer!
Woup Baysai: *shocked* Who's rancid?
Woup Baysai: *shocked* Who's rancid?
"Did you ever hear the space opera of Darth Malignius the Desirable?
I thought not. It's not a story the Sinister Triumvirate would tell you."
— Darth Censedoth
I thought not. It's not a story the Sinister Triumvirate would tell you."
— Darth Censedoth
February 11, 2026 at 1:45 AM
"Did you ever hear the space opera of Darth Malignius the Desirable?
I thought not. It's not a story the Sinister Triumvirate would tell you."
— Darth Censedoth
I thought not. It's not a story the Sinister Triumvirate would tell you."
— Darth Censedoth
"I find your lack of spirit disturbing."
— Darth Vasu
— Darth Vasu
February 10, 2026 at 11:46 PM
"I find your lack of spirit disturbing."
— Darth Vasu
— Darth Vasu
"Believe or believe not, there is no change."
— Jedi Master Jeeteu
— Jedi Master Jeeteu
February 10, 2026 at 9:45 PM
"Believe or believe not, there is no change."
— Jedi Master Jeeteu
— Jedi Master Jeeteu
"Did you ever hear the slashfic of Darth Censedius the Stunning?
I thought not. It's not a story the Showers Council Revival would tell you."
— Darth Tenebran Runa
I thought not. It's not a story the Showers Council Revival would tell you."
— Darth Tenebran Runa
February 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
"Did you ever hear the slashfic of Darth Censedius the Stunning?
I thought not. It's not a story the Showers Council Revival would tell you."
— Darth Tenebran Runa
I thought not. It's not a story the Showers Council Revival would tell you."
— Darth Tenebran Runa
"Call or call not, there is no stand."
— Jedi Master Reudu Shichiko
— Jedi Master Reudu Shichiko
February 10, 2026 at 5:46 PM
"Call or call not, there is no stand."
— Jedi Master Reudu Shichiko
— Jedi Master Reudu Shichiko
"Take or take not, there is no set."
— Jedi Master Rorou
— Jedi Master Rorou
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 PM
"Take or take not, there is no set."
— Jedi Master Rorou
— Jedi Master Rorou