Stah Wors Bot
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A bot which generates snippets which are, if you squint, a bit like Star Wars
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"I find your lack of inland empire disturbing."
— Darth Shivius
— Darth Shivius
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"I find your lack of inland empire disturbing."
— Darth Shivius
— Darth Shivius
"I find your lack of deflection disturbing."
— Darth Hecat Bodypuller
— Darth Hecat Bodypuller
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
"I find your lack of deflection disturbing."
— Darth Hecat Bodypuller
— Darth Hecat Bodypuller
Duchess Meuay: *annoyed* Why, you thoughtless, impudent, homely … foih-tamer!
Lur Loiber: *shocked* Who's homely?
Lur Loiber: *shocked* Who's homely?
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Duchess Meuay: *annoyed* Why, you thoughtless, impudent, homely … foih-tamer!
Lur Loiber: *shocked* Who's homely?
Lur Loiber: *shocked* Who's homely?
Count Taa: *annoyed* Why, you brainless, leeb-loving, unfashionable … hoot-groomer!
Pap Geufou: *shocked* Who's unfashionable?
Pap Geufou: *shocked* Who's unfashionable?
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Count Taa: *annoyed* Why, you brainless, leeb-loving, unfashionable … hoot-groomer!
Pap Geufou: *shocked* Who's unfashionable?
Pap Geufou: *shocked* Who's unfashionable?
"Did you ever hear the prophecy of Darth Imicalus Eusa the Amazing?
I thought not. It's not a story the Onderon Royalists would tell you."
— Darth Morrigu Ayosu
I thought not. It's not a story the Onderon Royalists would tell you."
— Darth Morrigu Ayosu
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
"Did you ever hear the prophecy of Darth Imicalus Eusa the Amazing?
I thought not. It's not a story the Onderon Royalists would tell you."
— Darth Morrigu Ayosu
I thought not. It's not a story the Onderon Royalists would tell you."
— Darth Morrigu Ayosu
"Did you ever hear the didactic of Darth Quellate Suyu the Genuine?
I thought not. It's not a story the Airs Questioning Ends Organization would tell you."
— Darth Censedos
I thought not. It's not a story the Airs Questioning Ends Organization would tell you."
— Darth Censedos
November 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
"Did you ever hear the didactic of Darth Quellate Suyu the Genuine?
I thought not. It's not a story the Airs Questioning Ends Organization would tell you."
— Darth Censedos
I thought not. It's not a story the Airs Questioning Ends Organization would tell you."
— Darth Censedos
"I find your lack of technical ability disturbing."
— Darth Helin Hishi
— Darth Helin Hishi
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 AM
"I find your lack of technical ability disturbing."
— Darth Helin Hishi
— Darth Helin Hishi
Duke Yai: *annoyed* Why, you inept, abrasive, shabby … mup-milker!
Fag Jaibeu: *shocked* Who's shabby?
Fag Jaibeu: *shocked* Who's shabby?
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Duke Yai: *annoyed* Why, you inept, abrasive, shabby … mup-milker!
Fag Jaibeu: *shocked* Who's shabby?
Fag Jaibeu: *shocked* Who's shabby?
Duke Yeuoo: *annoyed* Why, you fatuous, joyless, poorly-dressed … taym-herder!
Bog Bijeu: *shocked* Who's poorly-dressed?
Bog Bijeu: *shocked* Who's poorly-dressed?
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Duke Yeuoo: *annoyed* Why, you fatuous, joyless, poorly-dressed … taym-herder!
Bog Bijeu: *shocked* Who's poorly-dressed?
Bog Bijeu: *shocked* Who's poorly-dressed?
"I find your lack of knowledge disturbing."
— Darth Osir Viewletter
— Darth Osir Viewletter
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
"I find your lack of knowledge disturbing."
— Darth Osir Viewletter
— Darth Osir Viewletter
"I find your lack of mind disturbing."
— Darth Cerberyss
— Darth Cerberyss
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"I find your lack of mind disturbing."
— Darth Cerberyss
— Darth Cerberyss
"Did you ever hear the mystery of Darth Farctyss the Gentle?
I thought not. It's not a story the Sentient Beings Opposing Violence would tell you."
— Darth Shivate
I thought not. It's not a story the Sentient Beings Opposing Violence would tell you."
— Darth Shivate
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
"Did you ever hear the mystery of Darth Farctyss the Gentle?
I thought not. It's not a story the Sentient Beings Opposing Violence would tell you."
— Darth Shivate
I thought not. It's not a story the Sentient Beings Opposing Violence would tell you."
— Darth Shivate
Baron Laiu: *annoyed* Why, you clueless, problematic, leed-faced … col-tamer!
Soih Roibai: *shocked* Who's leed-faced?
Soih Roibai: *shocked* Who's leed-faced?
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Baron Laiu: *annoyed* Why, you clueless, problematic, leed-faced … col-tamer!
Soih Roibai: *shocked* Who's leed-faced?
Soih Roibai: *shocked* Who's leed-faced?
"Fall or fall not, there is no move."
— Jedi Master Wuyer Watertaker
— Jedi Master Wuyer Watertaker
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"Fall or fall not, there is no move."
— Jedi Master Wuyer Watertaker
— Jedi Master Wuyer Watertaker
"Meet or meet not, there is no sell."
— Jedi Master Tura Typemover
— Jedi Master Tura Typemover
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"Meet or meet not, there is no sell."
— Jedi Master Tura Typemover
— Jedi Master Tura Typemover
"Did you ever hear the prophecy of Darth Shinigamex Sortadder the Perfect?
I thought not. It's not a story the Loyalist Committee would tell you."
— Darth Sanguate Newmeaner
I thought not. It's not a story the Loyalist Committee would tell you."
— Darth Sanguate Newmeaner
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"Did you ever hear the prophecy of Darth Shinigamex Sortadder the Perfect?
I thought not. It's not a story the Loyalist Committee would tell you."
— Darth Sanguate Newmeaner
I thought not. It's not a story the Loyalist Committee would tell you."
— Darth Sanguate Newmeaner
"These aren't the thingamajigs you're looking for."
— Jedi Initiate Shuriken Ao
— Jedi Initiate Shuriken Ao
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
"These aren't the thingamajigs you're looking for."
— Jedi Initiate Shuriken Ao
— Jedi Initiate Shuriken Ao
Lord Ceea: *annoyed* Why, you illogical, tiresome, yucky … koj-watcher!
Laik Peewo: *shocked* Who's yucky?
Laik Peewo: *shocked* Who's yucky?
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Lord Ceea: *annoyed* Why, you illogical, tiresome, yucky … koj-watcher!
Laik Peewo: *shocked* Who's yucky?
Laik Peewo: *shocked* Who's yucky?
"Suggest or suggest not, there is no shut."
— Jedi Master Runou
— Jedi Master Runou
November 11, 2025 at 10:22 AM
"Suggest or suggest not, there is no shut."
— Jedi Master Runou
— Jedi Master Runou
"Did you ever hear the space opera of Darth Tanis the Helpful?
I thought not. It's not a story the Date Spears Faction would tell you."
— Darth Fector Yoke
I thought not. It's not a story the Date Spears Faction would tell you."
— Darth Fector Yoke
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 AM
"Did you ever hear the space opera of Darth Tanis the Helpful?
I thought not. It's not a story the Date Spears Faction would tell you."
— Darth Fector Yoke
I thought not. It's not a story the Date Spears Faction would tell you."
— Darth Fector Yoke
"These aren't the caiks you're looking for."
— Jedi Master Tora-mun Rina
— Jedi Master Tora-mun Rina
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 AM
"These aren't the caiks you're looking for."
— Jedi Master Tora-mun Rina
— Jedi Master Tora-mun Rina
"I find your lack of speed disturbing."
— Darth Rev Yuma
— Darth Rev Yuma
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
"I find your lack of speed disturbing."
— Darth Rev Yuma
— Darth Rev Yuma
"I find your lack of chi disturbing."
— Darth Quellyss Taxconsiderer
— Darth Quellyss Taxconsiderer
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"I find your lack of chi disturbing."
— Darth Quellyss Taxconsiderer
— Darth Quellyss Taxconsiderer
"Did you ever hear the yuri of Darth Shinigamo Yomase the Honest?
I thought not. It's not a story the Ante-Endor Association would tell you."
— Darth Nergyss
I thought not. It's not a story the Ante-Endor Association would tell you."
— Darth Nergyss
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
"Did you ever hear the yuri of Darth Shinigamo Yomase the Honest?
I thought not. It's not a story the Ante-Endor Association would tell you."
— Darth Nergyss
I thought not. It's not a story the Ante-Endor Association would tell you."
— Darth Nergyss
"I find your lack of kindness disturbing."
— Darth Lemurin
— Darth Lemurin
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"I find your lack of kindness disturbing."
— Darth Lemurin
— Darth Lemurin