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Contextualists will say the bell rang 29 times for *each* man on the Edmond Fitzgerald.
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Contextualists will say the bell rang 29 times for *each* man on the Edmond Fitzgerald.
Plumbers are, the point guards of keeping the shit and piss flowing, if you will.
November 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Plumbers are, the point guards of keeping the shit and piss flowing, if you will.
Yeah I'm hopeful. Hopeful someone buys me lunch today. It could be you!
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Yeah I'm hopeful. Hopeful someone buys me lunch today. It could be you!
I see a lot of you dipshits are operating without one of these.
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I see a lot of you dipshits are operating without one of these.
Is there a way to get the things I want without paying for them
November 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Is there a way to get the things I want without paying for them
Unfortunately I am saving most of my piss for a bigger fish, but there is always piss for the Piss Man, I often say.
November 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Unfortunately I am saving most of my piss for a bigger fish, but there is always piss for the Piss Man, I often say.
Warheads candy has a disclaimer that it may cause irritation for people with sensitive tongues and mouths. Which I didn't think included me (as a kid) until I woke up with a mouthful of sloughed skin.
nurse: doctor josh can you please tell my son that he shouldn’t eat too much candy
me: ugh yeah one time I ate so much sour candy that my tongue started peeling it was soooo painful
nurse: oh wow how old were you
me: …….yesterday
me: ugh yeah one time I ate so much sour candy that my tongue started peeling it was soooo painful
nurse: oh wow how old were you
me: …….yesterday
November 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Warheads candy has a disclaimer that it may cause irritation for people with sensitive tongues and mouths. Which I didn't think included me (as a kid) until I woke up with a mouthful of sloughed skin.
My four-year-old exposing my ignorance when I try to talk about the Fellowship of the Ring without a map to reference.
November 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
My four-year-old exposing my ignorance when I try to talk about the Fellowship of the Ring without a map to reference.
I'm excited to be closing soon on my new house! Unfortunately it's a property that was purchased in August by a local famous realtor, sat unimproved, then upsold to me.
November 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I'm excited to be closing soon on my new house! Unfortunately it's a property that was purchased in August by a local famous realtor, sat unimproved, then upsold to me.
A beef I have with Love is Blind is they never talk about books they like. It came up for a moment in one guy's apartment because he had a drawer full of self help books.
October 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
A beef I have with Love is Blind is they never talk about books they like. It came up for a moment in one guy's apartment because he had a drawer full of self help books.
I love it that AI is being championed by the dumbest people on the planet and will make the worst people on the planet rich and when it fails it is going to fuck every single one of us.
October 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I love it that AI is being championed by the dumbest people on the planet and will make the worst people on the planet rich and when it fails it is going to fuck every single one of us.
Gettin the lads together to brainstorm how we can get Tina Smith to have a beer with us.
October 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Gettin the lads together to brainstorm how we can get Tina Smith to have a beer with us.
My kiddo explained MLK Jr. to me.
He wanted everyone to be treated the same and then they shooted a bow and arrow at him. And that was sad.
He wanted everyone to be treated the same and then they shooted a bow and arrow at him. And that was sad.
October 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
My kiddo explained MLK Jr. to me.
He wanted everyone to be treated the same and then they shooted a bow and arrow at him. And that was sad.
He wanted everyone to be treated the same and then they shooted a bow and arrow at him. And that was sad.
Sorry I'm late - I was concluding some terms with a couple of steel firms
October 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Sorry I'm late - I was concluding some terms with a couple of steel firms
Not my original thought, but no nation has ever done less with more. Absolutely pathetic leadership on display.
October 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Not my original thought, but no nation has ever done less with more. Absolutely pathetic leadership on display.
Heading to the zoo this morning to show certain animals that I'm not afraid of them
October 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Heading to the zoo this morning to show certain animals that I'm not afraid of them
Has anyone claimed those beans
October 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Has anyone claimed those beans
The Water of Life in Dune is canonically Mountain Dew.
October 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The Water of Life in Dune is canonically Mountain Dew.
Just found out about a little thing called 'object permanence' and wow, it's really changed how I see the world.
October 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Just found out about a little thing called 'object permanence' and wow, it's really changed how I see the world.
Just found out about a little thing called 'object permanence' and wow, it's really changed how I see the world.
October 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Just found out about a little thing called 'object permanence' and wow, it's really changed how I see the world.
They should make a Taco John's passport program like the state park one.
October 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
They should make a Taco John's passport program like the state park one.
(me, going to see a man about a horse)
Hello sir, that's a nice horse you have.
Hello sir, that's a nice horse you have.
October 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
(me, going to see a man about a horse)
Hello sir, that's a nice horse you have.
Hello sir, that's a nice horse you have.
Getting that fall itch (to consume all WWI-related media)
October 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Getting that fall itch (to consume all WWI-related media)
The international war crimes are now premeditated.
September 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The international war crimes are now premeditated.