Stacey
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Remember that kid who scoffed about Natalie Portman wearing a Star Wars t-shirt? I wonder what he's doing right now and if he regularly feels pangs of embarrassment about it.
January 27, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Remember that kid who scoffed about Natalie Portman wearing a Star Wars t-shirt? I wonder what he's doing right now and if he regularly feels pangs of embarrassment about it.
What if we just like, *stop* having presidents? The other two branches are enough. No more presidents thank you.
January 17, 2026 at 4:08 AM
What if we just like, *stop* having presidents? The other two branches are enough. No more presidents thank you.
I was searching for the great Beaver dam of Canada and Google suggested "the great beaver dam war". It is disappointingly not what it sounds like.
January 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I was searching for the great Beaver dam of Canada and Google suggested "the great beaver dam war". It is disappointingly not what it sounds like.
We think of getting a lump of coal for Christmas as a punishment but maybe it was like getting socks and underwear is now, something practical but not fun.
January 7, 2026 at 11:01 AM
We think of getting a lump of coal for Christmas as a punishment but maybe it was like getting socks and underwear is now, something practical but not fun.
This was the reality check I needed right now. Everybody else hates it too and it's just the weird tech bros still trying to make fetch happen.
“Love it or hate it it’s here to stay” is a crazy thing to keep saying about a technology. If people don’t like using something it doesn’t have to stay we’re not talking about bad weather here
December 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
This was the reality check I needed right now. Everybody else hates it too and it's just the weird tech bros still trying to make fetch happen.
There's a lot of butter in Thanksgiving foods. No wonder we do this once a year. Thankful for butter.
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
There's a lot of butter in Thanksgiving foods. No wonder we do this once a year. Thankful for butter.
Today, November 24, the Miami-Dade medical examiner ruled Anna Kepner's Nov 6 death a homicide. I'd like to know what other options they considered before coming to this conclusion. Tripping in the cabin, falling onto blankets, rolling under the bed, while wrapping herself up? I'm no doctor, but...
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Today, November 24, the Miami-Dade medical examiner ruled Anna Kepner's Nov 6 death a homicide. I'd like to know what other options they considered before coming to this conclusion. Tripping in the cabin, falling onto blankets, rolling under the bed, while wrapping herself up? I'm no doctor, but...
I was like, this jar of mayonnaise is enormous, it's going to last forever...I wonder what the expiration date is 🤔
Oh good. Plenty of time.
Oh good. Plenty of time.
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I was like, this jar of mayonnaise is enormous, it's going to last forever...I wonder what the expiration date is 🤔
Oh good. Plenty of time.
Oh good. Plenty of time.
Whole foods is really selling fucking fresh squeezed orange juice for 18.50 a motherfucking bottle. Is this worth 18.50 in American dollars? I expect it to cure my rosacea, unvaccinate me, turn me into a person who runs every morning, take my recycling out, clear my brain fog, detoxify my cells.
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Whole foods is really selling fucking fresh squeezed orange juice for 18.50 a motherfucking bottle. Is this worth 18.50 in American dollars? I expect it to cure my rosacea, unvaccinate me, turn me into a person who runs every morning, take my recycling out, clear my brain fog, detoxify my cells.
Requesting thoughts and prayers. Somebody gave the twins a card that plays "Happy" when you open it.
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Requesting thoughts and prayers. Somebody gave the twins a card that plays "Happy" when you open it.
It's too bad Melanie Zanetti isn't on cameo bc how much would it be worth to hear Chili Bandit tell you that you're a good mum?
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
It's too bad Melanie Zanetti isn't on cameo bc how much would it be worth to hear Chili Bandit tell you that you're a good mum?
4yo son: "I'm thankful for my family but not (sister 1) or (sister 2)."
November 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
4yo son: "I'm thankful for my family but not (sister 1) or (sister 2)."
Kkkk cool, 3 bomb threats of elementary schools in our district on top of the statewide bomb threats of polling places. Very normal and cool.
November 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Kkkk cool, 3 bomb threats of elementary schools in our district on top of the statewide bomb threats of polling places. Very normal and cool.
Son asked to be a ghost and a dinosaur. I was like uhhhh how about one of those. So he was fine being a ghost. But i've had a long day and bad ideas sound great. So I'm actually going to make him a ghost dinosaur costume.
October 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Son asked to be a ghost and a dinosaur. I was like uhhhh how about one of those. So he was fine being a ghost. But i've had a long day and bad ideas sound great. So I'm actually going to make him a ghost dinosaur costume.
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Remember, as SNAP is about to end, the standing rule remains firm:
If you see someone stealing diapers or formula no you didn't.
If you see someone stealing diapers or formula no you didn't.
October 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Remember, as SNAP is about to end, the standing rule remains firm:
If you see someone stealing diapers or formula no you didn't.
If you see someone stealing diapers or formula no you didn't.
The children's place X breaking bad
October 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The children's place X breaking bad
The irony of this is that genetic diversity makes people, on both the individual and population level, stronger and healthier.
You won’t know the next pandemic is happening until your neighbors or family start getting sick.
the governments goal now is to make the world more Darwinian and dangerous so those seen as weak(read poor and minorities) will die and those they see as strong (read wealthy and white) survive
the governments goal now is to make the world more Darwinian and dangerous so those seen as weak(read poor and minorities) will die and those they see as strong (read wealthy and white) survive
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
October 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The irony of this is that genetic diversity makes people, on both the individual and population level, stronger and healthier.
I just got paid $5 to deliver a vibrator. It's not a lot of money but we're women supporting women over here. My girl's gonna have a good weekend.
October 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I just got paid $5 to deliver a vibrator. It's not a lot of money but we're women supporting women over here. My girl's gonna have a good weekend.
Just read an article that was so AI it may have entirely been a hallucination. At the end it said
"This article is based on verified sources and supported by editorial technologies."
That's what they're going with now?
"This article is based on verified sources and supported by editorial technologies."
That's what they're going with now?
October 10, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Just read an article that was so AI it may have entirely been a hallucination. At the end it said
"This article is based on verified sources and supported by editorial technologies."
That's what they're going with now?
"This article is based on verified sources and supported by editorial technologies."
That's what they're going with now?
Sister-in-law is having flash tattoos at her wedding and I had to stay home with the kids, I'm so jealous
October 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Sister-in-law is having flash tattoos at her wedding and I had to stay home with the kids, I'm so jealous
Peer and peer are spelled the same
September 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Peer and peer are spelled the same
4yo was explaining something to me and I wasn't really paying attention so she stops and asks "okay? Do you hear me?" and it's too early to be confronted with myself.
September 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
4yo was explaining something to me and I wasn't really paying attention so she stops and asks "okay? Do you hear me?" and it's too early to be confronted with myself.
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
September 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
My 4yo texted my wife, on the calculator, that she was going to the neighbor's house. I'm so glad she is learning good habits.
August 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
My 4yo texted my wife, on the calculator, that she was going to the neighbor's house. I'm so glad she is learning good habits.