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Orangustus the Magnificent, ruler of Trumpy America, Stable Genius.
"Literally, you walk over from Iran to Qatar. You can walk it in one second. You go, boom, boom, and now you're in Qatar."

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

I remain a stable genius!
October 13, 2025 at 10:40 AM
"Portland is burning to the ground—insurrectionists all over the place. The politicians are afraid for their lives. That’s the only reason they say there’s nothing happening."

-The most gullible and bribeable man in history.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
October 11, 2025 at 8:34 AM
This is the Golden Age of America!
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“I’ve never walked into a room so silent before. If you want to applaud, you applaud. If you don’t like what I’m saying, you can leave the room. Of course, there goes your rank. There goes your future.”
October 3, 2025 at 7:45 AM
”America is under invasion from within. We're under invasion from within. No different than a foreign enemy”. America can't be Great with an enemy within ...people who don't love me ...bad people ...the Golden age is only truly Golden when my reign of error is also a reign of terror.
October 2, 2025 at 7:46 AM
”These are paid terrorists, OK? These are paid agitators, these are profess... I watched last night, I'm really good at this stuff ...these are paid agitators” I'm really good at stuff ...like watching Fox at night ...I know most about what's going on ...I'm the smartest person in the nation, OK?
September 30, 2025 at 7:40 AM
It's the most sinister thing that ever happened in the USA! It's a plot against ME! ...America ...the teleprompter didn't work at the UN, so I was forced to self-aggrandize for an hour before a captive audience like I love the most ...but then the elevator malfunctioned. The culprits Must be found!
September 30, 2025 at 7:37 AM
America First, Argentina a close 2nd!
The brilliant Milei ...taking economic advice from his dogs ...he praises me a lot ...an economic genius ...has cratered the remains of Argentina's economy with measures proven not to work through 3/4 of a century ...US taxpayers will be happy to bail him out!
September 27, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I'll go after the radical leftwing domestic “terror network”, ”some of whom I know, I guess, probably know” ...maybe Reid Hoffman. “I hear about him. Maybe it could be him. It could be a lot of people” ...a lot of bad people ...they donate to other things than Trump ...they don't like Trump.
September 26, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I've trademarked the colour ”Rotten Orange”. You'll have to pay me a Beautiful Tariff if you want your face to look this Good. You can pay a TrumpCoin per application or get a Great discount for a lifetime Mar-a-Lago face license for a simple one Million $ Donation to Me!
September 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
You need ”traditional energy sources if you are going to be great again” …all of these very accurate ”predictions made by the UN, often for bad reasons, are wrong. They were made by stupid people” who can't predict anything! "I'm really good at predicting things". ”I'll end the war in 24 hours!”
September 26, 2025 at 6:56 AM
”ABC Fake News gave Jimmy Kimmel his job back”.
“The White House was told by ABC that his Show was cancelled!”
“Let’s see how we do. Last time I went after them, they gave me $16 Million. This one sounds even more lucrative”

I'm making America greater by the Day ...it's a Golden Age!
September 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
”Ukraine is in a position to fight and WIN all of Ukraine back […] with time, patience, and the financial support of Europe”, but I wont lift a finger for them!
”I wish both countries well [...] Good luck to all”

”I'm good at predicting things”: ”Ukraine has no cards!”
September 24, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Somebody asked ME if I still trust Putin ...my Very good friend Putin ...we've been close for many years ...many years ..."I'm Stable Genius" ...I'm such a Stable Genius that "I'll let you in about a month from now".
September 24, 2025 at 7:28 AM
"I'm really good at predicting things" ...I'll predict all kinds of thing in two weeks!
"I'll end the war in 24 hours"
The remarkably accurate "predictions of global warming were wrong and a hoax"
"The environmentalists want to kill the cows" ...I just just want to eat them.
"I am a stable genius"
September 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Seems like my vice president ...you know ...the bearded guy ...DJ Vance ... tired of his own job and tries to fire ME when he claims to "work to dismantle the Institutions that promote Violence and terrorism in our own country.”
September 17, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I'm now suing people who don't like me ...”smart people don't like me” ...I'll sue them until they praise me for ”my magnificent real estate achivements”, ”charisma and business acumen” and The Apprentice, which ”represented the cultural magnitude of of President Trump's singular brilliance”!
September 16, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I want to put Pressure on Russia ...everybody must stop buying Russian oil and gas and buy it from Me ...I mean ...in the US ...and put Tariffs on China ...and I just put Pressure on Russia myself by enabling Russia to import aircraft spare parts via Belarus.
I remain a Stable Genius!
September 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It's unbelievable how much the Ukranians hates the Russians ...Unbelievable ...it's just as if they don't want to surrender to be occupied, imprisoned, tortured and executed by the Russians ...Unbelievable ...I might have to intervene personally ...in two weeks.
September 15, 2025 at 11:51 AM
The Fake News seems surprised that I'm not calling for unity and calm, the stuff Presidents usually do in such situations ...they haven't figured out that I'm all about restribution against ”Soros funded professional agitators” who ”want men in women's sports, want transgender for everyone”!
September 13, 2025 at 11:05 AM
MAGA political violence makes America Great Again ...Beautiful America ...it's embedded in the Golden Age Of America! Political violence against MAGA's is an abominaton! It's ”a dark moment for America” ...I'll seize that moment to grab more dictatorial powers!
September 11, 2025 at 8:45 AM
”What's with Russia violating Poland's airspace with drones? Here we go!” Did Putin not try to clear this with me first or did my Brilliant Very Special envoy Steve Witkoff misunderstand the message?! Here we go ...again ...in about two weeks that is ...in two weeks we go again!
September 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
With "an unpresidented" ...yes that's how it's written since #45 ..."number of grand juries finding not enough evidence to indict" bad ...very bad ...persons kidnapped by the National Guard ...Beautiful National Guard, some people say the National Guard should use drumhead courts.
September 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
New ”genius peace initiative”! Consists of asking EU to impose Tariffs up to 100% on India & China to force Russia to end the war, & show my dismay at not being invited to the Chinese Grand Parade where they ”schemed against America”! Woke is dead, but you all must accept that I identify as America!
September 10, 2025 at 9:05 AM
After having the US launch as many air strikes in 6 months as in the previous 4 years & because I've stopped 7 wars (9 or 10 within the next two weeks), the Nobel Peace Prize is so already mine that I can afford to declare WaR on Chicago ...because they don't like me very much there ...bad people.
September 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
"They said crime is down 87%. Then I said ‘no it’s not. It’s down 100%.'" I know that because I am a stable genius ...also Pam Bondi, whom I once paid $25000 not to sue me for my Beautiful university scam... I love Pam Bondi ...very cheap to bribe ...said they arrested 81 criminals in DC yesterday.
September 6, 2025 at 11:22 AM