Hitting on a girl with a foot fetish like “you be pac man the way I’m chomping at your feet. Let’s have some ghostly adventures together”

I tried to combine Jared’s skill and Procharas disposition into one perfect NA Splatoon homonculus but it just started playing hydlide and having pictures of its **** online…. such is science

Thinking about how detective Pikachu had a character say no Pokémon is evil on their own ever 1 month after the Pokémon DLC where 4 Pokémon orchestrate breaking, entering, and a hit

Everytime someone under the age of 17 annoys me on the internet I should be allowed to subject them to 18 hours straight of Black Eyed Peas

We need autistic queer teenage newgens to overthrow competitive melee like they have 65% of fandoms

The practical solution to the “as long as there is hatred and evil in the world, I will return” archetype of antagonist is to respond in kind, for as long as there is evil and hatred in the world, we should have enough Esports FPS hypebeast eboys to spawncamp the threat

Daily reminder that voice actors are not their character no matter how parasocial you act about them

Of course, this discounts the fact that while voice actors are not their actors, every character who shares a voice actor actually is the same person

Damn I just saw something crazy this Slosher player went
To the hospital for broken legs and instead of crutches they just gave them a dread wringer

JKR found a way to make the actual
Harry Potter more offensive and problematic than HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and honestly I really
Do not like that

YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG

You know every political update in America for the last 7 months makes me think Strega was onto something

I do not understand high fashion I do not understand high fashion I am too BROKE to understand the nuances of your Jim Carey Grinch Who ass haircut

Thinking about that one time a fire emblem character overdosed on lean

/r/Saltoon has a lot of conservatives lurking around its corners and the plaza posting has made that apparent. This is because conservative anti woke types tend
To be fucking dogshit at Splatoon

The Big Man x Callie guy is crashing out and harassing a shitload of subreddits rn bro really posted incest art of the squid sisters in the prosekai subreddit and is going to a shitload of others saying “Pearl and Marina are straight” oh my gooooddd this is pathetic

“How to innocently give HER butterflies” just cast Locust Swarm lv3 duh

The tumblr artist urge to draw inklings that look like susie Deltarune

Yes you is a hawk but what’s a hawk to a goblin