Sam Horwitz
sshorwitz.bsky.social
Sam Horwitz
@sshorwitz.bsky.social
My ex-wife’s new husband calls me “Sport”
We’re all a little prejudice. Like me for example, when I see a bad driver I automatically assume it’s …you know… a child.

CHILDREN SHOULDN’T DRIVE CARS!
January 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Some Short Kings used to be Tall Princes.
December 2, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Concussions are just little earthquakes to the brain.
November 30, 2024 at 6:02 AM
With the current political climate in Oz, do you think the Wizard would pardon a Turkey like our President?
#HappyThanksgiving #WickedMovie
November 28, 2024 at 10:25 PM
First in the timeline to say Happy Thanksgiving 😎
November 28, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Wicked was dope. Can’t wait to play the video game now.
November 24, 2024 at 9:33 AM
You know you’re 40 when you stay up till 3am watching Tri-Ply Stainless Steel cookware reviews.
November 21, 2024 at 9:39 PM