sara
@ssaraproblem.bsky.social
zookeeper by day, translator by lunch break
most unrealistic part of wicked for good is a koala trying proactively to stay alive
November 20, 2025 at 11:14 AM
most unrealistic part of wicked for good is a koala trying proactively to stay alive
a man called to try and sell me some insurance and asked what I did for work and I said I'm a zookeeper and he asked if we had big cats and then goes "see, what if you get attacked and have to go to intensive care, the insurance would help" sir?????
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
a man called to try and sell me some insurance and asked what I did for work and I said I'm a zookeeper and he asked if we had big cats and then goes "see, what if you get attacked and have to go to intensive care, the insurance would help" sir?????
coworker asked me to drive the tractor because he doesn't trust the other guy. ended misogyny
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
coworker asked me to drive the tractor because he doesn't trust the other guy. ended misogyny
how much perfume are you wearing if that's the only thing I can smell at the GAS STATION
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
how much perfume are you wearing if that's the only thing I can smell at the GAS STATION
had to explain labubus to my mom. she's not convinced
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
had to explain labubus to my mom. she's not convinced
met with my mom in milan then headed home in opposite directions and we both got home at the same time and in exactly an hour. surprisingly pleasing.
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
met with my mom in milan then headed home in opposite directions and we both got home at the same time and in exactly an hour. surprisingly pleasing.
just made the worst risotto of my life
November 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
just made the worst risotto of my life
how long can I stay at my job purely out of spite
November 3, 2025 at 8:43 AM
how long can I stay at my job purely out of spite
maybe flying to london to see paddington will fix me
November 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
maybe flying to london to see paddington will fix me
at home because my boss is mad at me for not working for free ONCE and now she doesn't want to pay me? 😃
October 31, 2025 at 11:32 AM
at home because my boss is mad at me for not working for free ONCE and now she doesn't want to pay me? 😃
went to a pumpkin patch in a castle and they almost locked us in
October 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
went to a pumpkin patch in a castle and they almost locked us in
"the word nachos is in that skeet, why are you taking it seriously?" - @adriannapilch.bsky.social, 2025
October 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"the word nachos is in that skeet, why are you taking it seriously?" - @adriannapilch.bsky.social, 2025
i'm in chicago oct 6 to 14
September 11, 2025 at 10:15 AM
i'm in chicago oct 6 to 14
have no way of knowing if my passport is ready because the police said they don't send out emails about it anymore because they've been hacked. okay I guess they've just accepted that
September 8, 2025 at 8:00 AM
have no way of knowing if my passport is ready because the police said they don't send out emails about it anymore because they've been hacked. okay I guess they've just accepted that
my hands have never known peace 🤌🏼🇮🇹 (but i was serving lowkey)
August 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
my hands have never known peace 🤌🏼🇮🇹 (but i was serving lowkey)
asked my boss three times for the documents I need to prove I have a job (that I should already have lol) to rent an apartment and she isn't sending them to me so I guess i am quitting idk (I really should)
August 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
asked my boss three times for the documents I need to prove I have a job (that I should already have lol) to rent an apartment and she isn't sending them to me so I guess i am quitting idk (I really should)
5 yo upstairs neighbour is singing (screaming) pink pony club with a PASSION
August 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
5 yo upstairs neighbour is singing (screaming) pink pony club with a PASSION
got a notification that my latin professor from high school joined duolingo and I was like what is this man even studying because he knows latin, ancient greek and even sanskrit but he hates english with a burning passion
July 25, 2025 at 11:01 AM
got a notification that my latin professor from high school joined duolingo and I was like what is this man even studying because he knows latin, ancient greek and even sanskrit but he hates english with a burning passion
btw made myself a hot chocolate today (it's over 90°F outside idk) and burned my tongue so badly I feel like I deserve it
July 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
btw made myself a hot chocolate today (it's over 90°F outside idk) and burned my tongue so badly I feel like I deserve it
my favourite oat milk has been discontinued. my mom sent me their statement saying "all we can do is cry" and she's RIGHT heaven avena you will be missed
July 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
my favourite oat milk has been discontinued. my mom sent me their statement saying "all we can do is cry" and she's RIGHT heaven avena you will be missed
friend came to visit me at work and took this picture idk, talking to the panda in the real universal language 🤌🏼🤌🏼
July 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
friend came to visit me at work and took this picture idk, talking to the panda in the real universal language 🤌🏼🤌🏼
okay done needed to get that off my chest lol
July 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
okay done needed to get that off my chest lol
taskmaster s19 is sooooo good
July 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
taskmaster s19 is sooooo good
stopped skeeting because it was too depressing to just complain about my job
June 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
stopped skeeting because it was too depressing to just complain about my job
