Scott P
@srpad.bsky.social
What do you call a monster that's hiding?
A Where? Wolf
What do you call the monster that finds him?
Awarewolf.
A Where? Wolf
What do you call the monster that finds him?
Awarewolf.
October 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
What do you call a monster that's hiding?
A Where? Wolf
What do you call the monster that finds him?
Awarewolf.
A Where? Wolf
What do you call the monster that finds him?
Awarewolf.
Could anyone getting Raptured today please grab the Frisbee I threw on my roof in 1983 on their way up? It was a pretty sweet Frisbee.
September 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Could anyone getting Raptured today please grab the Frisbee I threw on my roof in 1983 on their way up? It was a pretty sweet Frisbee.
Have to turn in my Nerd Card. In San Diego for vacation but completely forgot Comic Con was this week.
July 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Have to turn in my Nerd Card. In San Diego for vacation but completely forgot Comic Con was this week.
Guy 1: I have made a new invention! It is a place to put clothes that are too dirty for the dresser but too clean for laundry. I call it...a chair!
Guy 2: You could also sit on it!
Guy 1: I suppose. That never occurred to me.
Guy 2: You could also sit on it!
Guy 1: I suppose. That never occurred to me.
July 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Guy 1: I have made a new invention! It is a place to put clothes that are too dirty for the dresser but too clean for laundry. I call it...a chair!
Guy 2: You could also sit on it!
Guy 1: I suppose. That never occurred to me.
Guy 2: You could also sit on it!
Guy 1: I suppose. That never occurred to me.
Celebrating the promise of America if not the current reality of it.
July 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Celebrating the promise of America if not the current reality of it.
This is probably a good time to mention that other than a brief period of time under Earl Warren, the Supreme Court of the United States has always kind of sucked.
June 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This is probably a good time to mention that other than a brief period of time under Earl Warren, the Supreme Court of the United States has always kind of sucked.
Five million people came out to protest less than a week ago and it already feels like the media has forgotten. A few thousand kooks call themselves a Tea Party and they got their own response to the State of the Union for four years.
June 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Five million people came out to protest less than a week ago and it already feels like the media has forgotten. A few thousand kooks call themselves a Tea Party and they got their own response to the State of the Union for four years.
@tombrewster.bsky.social Hi Tom, Rewatched the video on Earthborne Rangers because my copy is coming soon and I was wondering if, a year later, yours or Matt's opinions have changed on it at all.
June 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
@tombrewster.bsky.social Hi Tom, Rewatched the video on Earthborne Rangers because my copy is coming soon and I was wondering if, a year later, yours or Matt's opinions have changed on it at all.
It's interesting seeing the "Mommy and Daddy are fighting" dynamic going on over in MAGA land.
You have Head Under the Pillow "This is not happening."
You have "I'm gonna live with Mommy/Daddy!!"
You have "Yay! Two Christmases!"
It's all out there.
You have Head Under the Pillow "This is not happening."
You have "I'm gonna live with Mommy/Daddy!!"
You have "Yay! Two Christmases!"
It's all out there.
June 6, 2025 at 12:48 PM
It's interesting seeing the "Mommy and Daddy are fighting" dynamic going on over in MAGA land.
You have Head Under the Pillow "This is not happening."
You have "I'm gonna live with Mommy/Daddy!!"
You have "Yay! Two Christmases!"
It's all out there.
You have Head Under the Pillow "This is not happening."
You have "I'm gonna live with Mommy/Daddy!!"
You have "Yay! Two Christmases!"
It's all out there.
I think it's cute how these Mission Impossible movies assume you remember absolutely anything that happened in the previous ones.
May 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I think it's cute how these Mission Impossible movies assume you remember absolutely anything that happened in the previous ones.
Ever spell a word so bad even the spell check is like, "You're on your own with that one."
May 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Ever spell a word so bad even the spell check is like, "You're on your own with that one."
My hopes that the incoming Pope would excommunicate hot dogs with an entire pickle spear on them have been dashed.
May 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
My hopes that the incoming Pope would excommunicate hot dogs with an entire pickle spear on them have been dashed.
Movie you’ve seen more than six times, no Star Wars or Trek or LOTR.
April 26, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Movie you’ve seen more than six times, no Star Wars or Trek or LOTR.
You can all stop asking. I will make it clear here and now that I won't be seeking the Papacy at this time
April 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
You can all stop asking. I will make it clear here and now that I won't be seeking the Papacy at this time
Conservatives five months ago: EGGS!!!!!!!
Conservatives Today: What do people need money for anyway?
Conservatives Today: What do people need money for anyway?
April 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Conservatives five months ago: EGGS!!!!!!!
Conservatives Today: What do people need money for anyway?
Conservatives Today: What do people need money for anyway?
I was thinking of Howard Dean and how unbelievably stupid it was that his getting excited at one of his own rallies killed his career.
March 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I was thinking of Howard Dean and how unbelievably stupid it was that his getting excited at one of his own rallies killed his career.
Saying something shipped when they just printed the label should be an indictable offense.
February 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Saying something shipped when they just printed the label should be an indictable offense.
Hey, how did you get heartburn?
When you're 20: ?????
When you're 35: I over did it on the Super Atomic Mega Fire Blast Hot Wings.
When you're 50: I put a little mustard on my sandwich.
When you're 20: ?????
When you're 35: I over did it on the Super Atomic Mega Fire Blast Hot Wings.
When you're 50: I put a little mustard on my sandwich.
February 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Hey, how did you get heartburn?
When you're 20: ?????
When you're 35: I over did it on the Super Atomic Mega Fire Blast Hot Wings.
When you're 50: I put a little mustard on my sandwich.
When you're 20: ?????
When you're 35: I over did it on the Super Atomic Mega Fire Blast Hot Wings.
When you're 50: I put a little mustard on my sandwich.
@sepinwall.bsky.social @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social Sorry to see the Star Ledger and its print version today. That's where I discovered you guys. I remember how your reviews encouraged me to try two shows I had written off as not for me, Scrubs and The Sopranos. Two of my favorite shows of all time.
February 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
@sepinwall.bsky.social @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social Sorry to see the Star Ledger and its print version today. That's where I discovered you guys. I remember how your reviews encouraged me to try two shows I had written off as not for me, Scrubs and The Sopranos. Two of my favorite shows of all time.
Two months ago: Trump as President again? Well, eggs sure are expensive...<Vote>
Six months from now: How did I get in this death camp? And Death isn't even spelled right on the sign!
Six months from now: How did I get in this death camp? And Death isn't even spelled right on the sign!
January 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Two months ago: Trump as President again? Well, eggs sure are expensive...<Vote>
Six months from now: How did I get in this death camp? And Death isn't even spelled right on the sign!
Six months from now: How did I get in this death camp? And Death isn't even spelled right on the sign!
As a kid we want to stay up till midnight on New Year's Eve to feel like an adult and as an adult we want to stay up till midnight to feel like a kid.
December 30, 2024 at 11:14 AM
As a kid we want to stay up till midnight on New Year's Eve to feel like an adult and as an adult we want to stay up till midnight to feel like a kid.
Santa looked tired as he prepared for his big night. He pulled me aside and whispered, "The craziest thing about all this is that I'm Jewish."
December 23, 2024 at 11:16 AM
Santa looked tired as he prepared for his big night. He pulled me aside and whispered, "The craziest thing about all this is that I'm Jewish."
How much bark did people have to eat before we discovered cinnamon?
December 22, 2024 at 8:56 AM
How much bark did people have to eat before we discovered cinnamon?
New Jersey, please don't blind Santa Claus with your laser pointers looking for Drones.
December 18, 2024 at 10:10 PM
New Jersey, please don't blind Santa Claus with your laser pointers looking for Drones.
Can anyone in Guam see the end of my CVS receipt? I am wondering if they took my coupon.
December 18, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Can anyone in Guam see the end of my CVS receipt? I am wondering if they took my coupon.