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Steve Roselius
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Poker player. Traveling man. Living the best life ever.
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I plan to celebrate Pride by being gay.
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June 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If you marry a chess player from Prague ...

does that make them your Czech mate?
June 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Seniors tournament. So many walkers, canes, and oxygen tanks.

And that’s just the dealers.
June 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Last Saturday, the Texas legislature passed a law requiring the Ten Commandments be posted in every classroom.

They had to violate the Fourth Commandment to do so.
May 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
May 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
May 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I played against a poker player from the Philippines once. He never played a hand.

He was a Manila Folder.
April 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
April 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Yesterday we went to see a musical called “Parade” at 5th Avenue Theater.

Today we went to Good Friday services at church.

Basically, the same story. They frame an innocent Jew, then lynch him.
April 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Trump has done more to unite the world than any President since FDR.

True, they’re united AGAINST the US, but still…
April 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Anybody want to buy a house? Here's where I was living in Las Vegas:

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April 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
April 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Donald Trump apparently thinks we need to endure short-term pain in order to get to long-term pain.
April 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
With great power comes great electric bill.
March 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My very first circuit event final table.
March 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Found a bag for Day Two. 293 entries; 20 left. I’ll be coming back to 12bb, which puts me currently in 12th place, but I need to spin.
March 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Pete Hegseth unveils new approach to discussing war plans at the Pentagon.
March 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I was married by a judge.
I should have demanded a jury instead.
March 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I’m watching a commercial where the M&M cartoon characters are eating M&Ms. Wouldn’t that be cannibalism?
March 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I was disappointed that I didn’t get invited to the Nit Tournament, but then I found out it’s for basketball and has nothing to do with poker.
March 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
It's hard for the Onion to stay one step ahead of reality, but they're trying.
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
WASHINGTON—Warning that Americans should brace themselves for an economic “period of transition,” President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that a recession would be an unfortunate but necessary st...
theonion.com
March 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
There’s a pro golfer named Max Homa. If he marries Oprah, her name will be Oprah Homa.
March 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Somebody needs to remind Trump that the last time the USA invaded Canada ...

Canada won.
March 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM