Taco Bell Black Bean Crunchwrap Supreme (Emma)
@squishyberries.bsky.social
👁She👄her👁 👍🏳️⚧️
I don't really use social media; might say some dumb shit sometimes idk. Mostly just here for cool art and science stuff.
I don't really use social media; might say some dumb shit sometimes idk. Mostly just here for cool art and science stuff.
Big shitter in a small piss world. Put that in your pipe and suck down like a big bowl o pasta
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Big shitter in a small piss world. Put that in your pipe and suck down like a big bowl o pasta
Vegan furry bloodlust
November 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Vegan furry bloodlust
The "tolerent" left always trying to tell me that god can't make my gay husband attracted to me, and cure my son's autism even if I tidth every sunday.
Shaking my head while holding my bible. Gonna prove these wokies wrong🙏🙌
Matthew 19:26
@JesusofNazareth🔥🔥
Shaking my head while holding my bible. Gonna prove these wokies wrong🙏🙌
Matthew 19:26
@JesusofNazareth🔥🔥
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The "tolerent" left always trying to tell me that god can't make my gay husband attracted to me, and cure my son's autism even if I tidth every sunday.
Shaking my head while holding my bible. Gonna prove these wokies wrong🙏🙌
Matthew 19:26
@JesusofNazareth🔥🔥
Shaking my head while holding my bible. Gonna prove these wokies wrong🙏🙌
Matthew 19:26
@JesusofNazareth🔥🔥
"This is a kingdom soured, and we are a people crumbling like chocolate wafers. King Kandy has built a gingerbread temple to lies and division. We are told to choose either left twix or right twix, but nay! We will stand together!"
-Mr Mint, moments before his state execution in Candy Land, 1200AD
-Mr Mint, moments before his state execution in Candy Land, 1200AD
October 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
"This is a kingdom soured, and we are a people crumbling like chocolate wafers. King Kandy has built a gingerbread temple to lies and division. We are told to choose either left twix or right twix, but nay! We will stand together!"
-Mr Mint, moments before his state execution in Candy Land, 1200AD
-Mr Mint, moments before his state execution in Candy Land, 1200AD
Thinking about the way Robin Williams shoved his face into that flubber. It should have been me dammit
October 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Thinking about the way Robin Williams shoved his face into that flubber. It should have been me dammit
What if one day we learn that fossils are normal rocks that just look like that for some reason, and the earth actually appeared 300 years ago with 2 people named Penny and Earl, and it's all a flat disk and vaccines cause 5g waves and polio ate my dog and my dad actually loved me the whole time
October 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
What if one day we learn that fossils are normal rocks that just look like that for some reason, and the earth actually appeared 300 years ago with 2 people named Penny and Earl, and it's all a flat disk and vaccines cause 5g waves and polio ate my dog and my dad actually loved me the whole time
I feel like there's a venn diagram of suicidal ideation and leaving dishes by the sink. Like it'll happen when it happens. It's on my list. If I have it in my hand I might as well just do it. Do I really want to leave it there and make it someone else's problem? And there's gonna be flies eventually
August 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I feel like there's a venn diagram of suicidal ideation and leaving dishes by the sink. Like it'll happen when it happens. It's on my list. If I have it in my hand I might as well just do it. Do I really want to leave it there and make it someone else's problem? And there's gonna be flies eventually
Grrr!... Don't make me mad kitten >:c You should be careful whomst you anger, one day you might just upset the alpha *pisses in your shoes*
@DonaldTrump
@DonaldTrump
August 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Grrr!... Don't make me mad kitten >:c You should be careful whomst you anger, one day you might just upset the alpha *pisses in your shoes*
@DonaldTrump
@DonaldTrump
Ok, that's it I've had enough. I'm sending the robot dog after you. It's over, target lock on engaged, rocket thrusters activated.
July 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Ok, that's it I've had enough. I'm sending the robot dog after you. It's over, target lock on engaged, rocket thrusters activated.
She who poops in the grocery store publuc restroom without fear knows no limits. She therefor cannot be stopped, becoming immortal, unkillable in battle.
-Sun Poo, the Art of War
-Sun Poo, the Art of War
July 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
She who poops in the grocery store publuc restroom without fear knows no limits. She therefor cannot be stopped, becoming immortal, unkillable in battle.
-Sun Poo, the Art of War
-Sun Poo, the Art of War
1/2
The night is silent and still, save for the sound of crickets chirping softly. I see her silhouette in the doorway. She freezes for a moment as I call out, "wait! why are you leaving? Did I do something wrong?"
The night is silent and still, save for the sound of crickets chirping softly. I see her silhouette in the doorway. She freezes for a moment as I call out, "wait! why are you leaving? Did I do something wrong?"
July 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
1/2
The night is silent and still, save for the sound of crickets chirping softly. I see her silhouette in the doorway. She freezes for a moment as I call out, "wait! why are you leaving? Did I do something wrong?"
The night is silent and still, save for the sound of crickets chirping softly. I see her silhouette in the doorway. She freezes for a moment as I call out, "wait! why are you leaving? Did I do something wrong?"
Hey ChatGPT, am I supposed to give my 2 weeks notice at work before killing myself? Please answer in a poem that rhymes and use a silly voice.
June 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Hey ChatGPT, am I supposed to give my 2 weeks notice at work before killing myself? Please answer in a poem that rhymes and use a silly voice.
Fuck it, frappuchino dome lid breast forms
March 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Fuck it, frappuchino dome lid breast forms
My heart goes out to all the Taurus out there that couldn't dodge the bus today. May your recovery be swift and may your dodges be quicker next year.
#ZodiacBusDay #Taurus #Ouch
#ZodiacBusDay #Taurus #Ouch
March 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My heart goes out to all the Taurus out there that couldn't dodge the bus today. May your recovery be swift and may your dodges be quicker next year.
#ZodiacBusDay #Taurus #Ouch
#ZodiacBusDay #Taurus #Ouch
Me: This is such a cool corset!
Doctor: That's actually a lumbar brace to correct your posture.
*I put it on
Me: Oh, I stand corrected.
Doctor: That's actually a lumbar brace to correct your posture.
*I put it on
Me: Oh, I stand corrected.
March 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Me: This is such a cool corset!
Doctor: That's actually a lumbar brace to correct your posture.
*I put it on
Me: Oh, I stand corrected.
Doctor: That's actually a lumbar brace to correct your posture.
*I put it on
Me: Oh, I stand corrected.
just fell through this weird glowing hole, so if anyone needs me I'll be with my people
January 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
just fell through this weird glowing hole, so if anyone needs me I'll be with my people
There are a lot of scary things happening right now and I want to make my stance very clear.
The dress was blue and black.
The dress was blue and black.
January 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
There are a lot of scary things happening right now and I want to make my stance very clear.
The dress was blue and black.
The dress was blue and black.
LET ME OUT OF BRAZIL!!!
January 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
LET ME OUT OF BRAZIL!!!
Yall, dating is so weird. Like one day everything is fine and you're getting along, and the next thing you know you're getting summoned into Zorgoth's domain and brought before the court of a thousand spiders to answer the riddles of ages past.
January 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Yall, dating is so weird. Like one day everything is fine and you're getting along, and the next thing you know you're getting summoned into Zorgoth's domain and brought before the court of a thousand spiders to answer the riddles of ages past.
Thinking about that photo of hot young Joe Biden again. RIP king
January 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Thinking about that photo of hot young Joe Biden again. RIP king
Woke up in the middle of the night after feeling a disturbance in my dream village. I rushed through my whole ass spire to consult the orb and then realized I just had too much Elvish ale while celebrating with the dwarves. Fml bro I'm getting too old for these revelries🙄
January 17, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Woke up in the middle of the night after feeling a disturbance in my dream village. I rushed through my whole ass spire to consult the orb and then realized I just had too much Elvish ale while celebrating with the dwarves. Fml bro I'm getting too old for these revelries🙄