𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝘽𝙐𝙏𝙏𝙎—!
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𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙄'𝙢 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙣𝙪𝙩𝙨.
Nessie | She/They | 18+
Nessie | She/They | 18+
Pinned
" Oh bet! "
Perking up.
Perking up.
"Ah... this is going to require a lot of materials. Want to go on an adventure?"
" Yeah, Yeah. "
Looking off to the side, impatient.
Looking off to the side, impatient.
December 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
" Oh bet! "
Perking up.
Perking up.
" Yeah, Yeah. "
Looking off to the side, impatient.
Looking off to the side, impatient.
"Just give me a minute to read this..."
" Hmm. . ? "
December 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
" Yeah, Yeah. "
Looking off to the side, impatient.
Looking off to the side, impatient.
" Hmm. . ? "
"hmmm..."
Aaand just flipping to said page.
December 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
" Hmm. . ? "
You can try.
( woe. giant nut be upon ye. )
( woe. giant nut be upon ye. )
I'm going to crush your nuts, that's what I'm going to do!
Oh yeah?
December 15, 2025 at 5:40 AM
You can try.
( woe. giant nut be upon ye. )
( woe. giant nut be upon ye. )
Oh yeah?
But I do, I want to see what your nuts can do to me, Doreen.
You don't wanna know what these nuts can do to you, Wade.
December 15, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Oh yeah?
Aaand just flipping to said page.
"Page One-thirty six... if you may."
" Oh! Yeah. "
She's grabbing it, setting it in front of her and opening it.
She's grabbing it, setting it in front of her and opening it.
December 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Aaand just flipping to said page.
You don't wanna know what these nuts can do to you, Wade.
Do I, the handsome man in red from Canada want to go against you?
Of course I do. How would this go horribly wrong for me? Other than the fact you're unbeatable.
Of course I do. How would this go horribly wrong for me? Other than the fact you're unbeatable.
You really wanna go up against me?
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl?
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl?
December 15, 2025 at 5:18 AM
You don't wanna know what these nuts can do to you, Wade.
" Oh! Yeah. "
She's grabbing it, setting it in front of her and opening it.
She's grabbing it, setting it in front of her and opening it.
"Right... of course."
She hops up onto her desk.
"This one, on the bottom of the stack, grab it."
She hops up onto her desk.
"This one, on the bottom of the stack, grab it."
" Totally, totally.
Tippy-Toe's always making me turn her pages too. "
Tippy-Toe's always making me turn her pages too. "
December 15, 2025 at 5:14 AM
" Oh! Yeah. "
She's grabbing it, setting it in front of her and opening it.
She's grabbing it, setting it in front of her and opening it.
You really wanna go up against me?
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl?
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl?
Boo me one more time and I'm going to take action against you...
Without endangering myself.
Without endangering myself.
. . . Booooo.
December 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
You really wanna go up against me?
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl?
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl?
. . . Booooo.
I actually am the more I think about it... But impressed.
Butt impressed. Hah. Pun...
Butt impressed. Hah. Pun...
Be terrified.
December 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
. . . Booooo.
Be terrified.
( He feels severally terrified but fascinated by this. )
Should I be scared or... I don't know how to say it?
Should I be scared or... I don't know how to say it?
Yup.
( pointing to the last person whose pelvis she shattered. )
( pointing to the last person whose pelvis she shattered. )
December 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Be terrified.
Yup.
( pointing to the last person whose pelvis she shattered. )
( pointing to the last person whose pelvis she shattered. )
OH.
OH MY GOD?
IT'S THAT STRONG?!
HOLY SHIT, WHAT ELSE CAN IT DO? DESTROY BONES?!
OH MY GOD?
IT'S THAT STRONG?!
HOLY SHIT, WHAT ELSE CAN IT DO? DESTROY BONES?!
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Yup.
( pointing to the last person whose pelvis she shattered. )
( pointing to the last person whose pelvis she shattered. )
( proceeds to do such. )
No?! Actually can't say I've had that opportunity!
Ever seen a lady crack a walnut with her butt?
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
( proceeds to do such. )
Ever seen a lady crack a walnut with her butt?
Doreen... Please explain yourself?
Eh, something like that.
December 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Ever seen a lady crack a walnut with her butt?
" Totally, totally.
Tippy-Toe's always making me turn her pages too. "
Tippy-Toe's always making me turn her pages too. "
"Da, and flipping the pages. My cat paws are not meant for this work."
" Well, alright.
Y'all need help. . . getting the books? "
Y'all need help. . . getting the books? "
December 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
" Totally, totally.
Tippy-Toe's always making me turn her pages too. "
Tippy-Toe's always making me turn her pages too. "
Eh, something like that.
What..?
Like the nutcracker right?
Squirrel Girl nutcracker merchandise incoming?
Perfect for the holiday season...
Like the nutcracker right?
Squirrel Girl nutcracker merchandise incoming?
Perfect for the holiday season...
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Eh, something like that.
" Well, alright.
Y'all need help. . . getting the books? "
Y'all need help. . . getting the books? "
"I'd rather just figure this out on my own... I need help looking through my spellbooks."
" Well, wanna go find 'em? "
December 15, 2025 at 4:46 AM
" Well, alright.
Y'all need help. . . getting the books? "
Y'all need help. . . getting the books? "
WOMP.
December 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
WOMP.
" Well, wanna go find 'em? "
"Da, mrow. Very annoying."
" Ah. . . that'll do it. "
December 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
" Well, wanna go find 'em? "
" Sure. Why not? "
"Значит, вы подтверждаете, что сделаете это?"
Translation: So, you confirm that you will do this?
Translation: So, you confirm that you will do this?
December 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
" Sure. Why not? "
" Ah. . . that'll do it. "
"Traveling sorcerer... bugged out before I could get him."
" So how'd you end up all. . . widdle? "
December 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
" Ah. . . that'll do it. "
" Don't think I heard that one before, but if 'ya say so. "
Shrug.
Shrug.
December 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
" Don't think I heard that one before, but if 'ya say so. "
Shrug.
Shrug.
" So how'd you end up all. . . widdle? "
"Ugh... meow."
Scratches at her ear.
Scratches at her ear.
" . . . Ohhhh.
Y'know in hindsight, I should have guessed. Yeah. . . "
Y'know in hindsight, I should have guessed. Yeah. . . "
December 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
" So how'd you end up all. . . widdle? "