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Nessie | She/They | 18+
Pinned
why are they simping over me
August 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
1 billion lions?

Nah. 1 billion squirrels solo.
May 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Squirrel Girl
December 15, 2024 at 8:25 PM

nessie.

so what's the deal with Nova

I used to see that mf EVERYWHERE
May 2, 2025 at 6:22 AM
( putting on sunglasses. )

Let's get nuts.
I'm surprised you're willing to even go with me!

Guess I'm ready to go nuts in Asgard with you!
April 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Oh, absolutely.
April 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Know what. That could work.
Am I really that bad..?

Unfortunately. Best I can do is wear a disguise or dress up as a giant squirrel. Maybe they believe in human sized squirrels?
April 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Yeah, figured as much.

I'd say hide in my tail, but you're too big.
Quite a bold strategy to kick open the door. I do love that idea however!

Aha... Last time I talked to Thor, he told me to stop talking to him.
Eh. . . I'd say just bust right through the front door. Thor's chill with me.

Dunno about you, though.
April 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Eh. . . I'd say just bust right through the front door. Thor's chill with me.

Dunno about you, though.
I like the way you think, Doreen! Keep up the good ideas and I'm buying us dinner after this. Unless they treat us to a meal... Any plans for sneaking into Asgard on your mind? I'm open to ideas!
Eh, I could just full–nelson 'em. No need for a squirrel stampede unless it's REALLY desperate. Y'know?
April 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Eh, I could just full–nelson 'em. No need for a squirrel stampede unless it's REALLY desperate. Y'know?
April 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
As if you don't know me, Wilson!
April 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
. . . Aww.
April 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
It's been forever since I've been to Asgard.
April 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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スクイレルガールさんです🐿
Squirrel Girl [Marvel Rivals Version]
April 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
shaking her butt.
April 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
eatin' some nuts.
April 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Squirrel Girl !!
April 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
April 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
TAGS.
April 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
ART CREDIT.
April 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
WRITER.
April 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
MUSE.
April 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM