Squirrel Locked in Garden
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The bowl. The myth. The legend.
It smells so good in here right now.. I'm making coconut curry lentils and sweet potato home fries.
a man is wearing a chef 's hat and apron while cooking in a kitchen .
ALT: a man is wearing a chef 's hat and apron while cooking in a kitchen .
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November 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM
It smells so good in here right now.. I'm making coconut curry lentils and sweet potato home fries.
Me: excited to finally have 3 days off in a row
Also me: picks up shifts on 2 of the nights
Also me: picks up shifts on 2 of the nights
November 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Me: excited to finally have 3 days off in a row
Also me: picks up shifts on 2 of the nights
Also me: picks up shifts on 2 of the nights
I have this co-worker who is apparently very forthcoming with the fact he hates me just because I'm trans. The good news is he likely won't be my co-worker for much longer 😘 bye bye baby
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I have this co-worker who is apparently very forthcoming with the fact he hates me just because I'm trans. The good news is he likely won't be my co-worker for much longer 😘 bye bye baby
I just want to go home. What's up with this 😡 I didn't work through all my breaks to not be able to go right home
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I just want to go home. What's up with this 😡 I didn't work through all my breaks to not be able to go right home
When did I become a person who takes so many vitamins and supplements. It went 0 to 100 real quick.
October 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
When did I become a person who takes so many vitamins and supplements. It went 0 to 100 real quick.
Sitting in the waiting room of the hand surgeon's office. Can't wait to figure out what this thing is
October 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Sitting in the waiting room of the hand surgeon's office. Can't wait to figure out what this thing is
One of the things I missed most since becoming vegetarian has been sandwiches. These tofurky deli slices have made it possible again. My little 3rd shift heart is so grateful
October 21, 2025 at 10:29 AM
One of the things I missed most since becoming vegetarian has been sandwiches. These tofurky deli slices have made it possible again. My little 3rd shift heart is so grateful
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SINGING I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL
PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKEBOX BABY
I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL
ˡᵒʳᵉᵐ ⁱᵖˢᵘᵐ ᵈᵒˡᵒʳ AND DANCE WITH ME
PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKEBOX BABY
I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL
ˡᵒʳᵉᵐ ⁱᵖˢᵘᵐ ᵈᵒˡᵒʳ AND DANCE WITH ME
October 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
SINGING I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL
PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKEBOX BABY
I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL
ˡᵒʳᵉᵐ ⁱᵖˢᵘᵐ ᵈᵒˡᵒʳ AND DANCE WITH ME
PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKEBOX BABY
I LOVE ROCK AND ROLL
ˡᵒʳᵉᵐ ⁱᵖˢᵘᵐ ᵈᵒˡᵒʳ AND DANCE WITH ME
What do you think the chances are the union will take the recommendation of my boss and negotiate a 30% raise? Probably very low, but that would be so nice 😭
October 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
What do you think the chances are the union will take the recommendation of my boss and negotiate a 30% raise? Probably very low, but that would be so nice 😭
My new gaming laptop has arrived 🥰 I have named him Azphel
October 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My new gaming laptop has arrived 🥰 I have named him Azphel
Crispy parm zucchini tots in the airfryer? Heck yeah. I'm getting comfortable with the appliance again because I have many airfryer tofu recipes I want to try
October 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Crispy parm zucchini tots in the airfryer? Heck yeah. I'm getting comfortable with the appliance again because I have many airfryer tofu recipes I want to try
Someone please tell me how i started my shift at my store and wound up spending the majority of it at another store. This company is so unserious lmfao
October 11, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Someone please tell me how i started my shift at my store and wound up spending the majority of it at another store. This company is so unserious lmfao
This is turning into a very expensive month. New car, new computer, what's next?
October 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
This is turning into a very expensive month. New car, new computer, what's next?
Starting to get my lab results back. My poor kidneys omg. I need to drink more water.
a young man drinking water from a bottle with a big hit logo in the background
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October 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Starting to get my lab results back. My poor kidneys omg. I need to drink more water.
Second movie, seated much closer to the screen (too close but it's what's available not next to strangers). Now playing: Good Boy
October 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Second movie, seated much closer to the screen (too close but it's what's available not next to strangers). Now playing: Good Boy
Accidentally stayed out too late, figured I may as well stay longer and see a movie or two.
October 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Accidentally stayed out too late, figured I may as well stay longer and see a movie or two.
Tonight feels like an excellent night to rewatch the Scream films
October 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Tonight feels like an excellent night to rewatch the Scream films
How long does one wait for swelling to go down before being concerned their finger is broken? Asking for a friend.
September 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
How long does one wait for swelling to go down before being concerned their finger is broken? Asking for a friend.
Buying a car, wootwoot
September 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Buying a car, wootwoot
Making a spreadsheet of vehicles to look at / test drive tomorrow and in the near future, based on location. I'm kind of in love with one of them, I hope I like it as much when I'm sitting in it tomorrow
September 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Making a spreadsheet of vehicles to look at / test drive tomorrow and in the near future, based on location. I'm kind of in love with one of them, I hope I like it as much when I'm sitting in it tomorrow
I wasn't expecting to become a father to 7 more babies today, but when your neighbor throws out a plant because their cat peed in the pot, you do what needs to be done. Meet Forky 1 - Forky 7 and wish them good health and survival.
September 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I wasn't expecting to become a father to 7 more babies today, but when your neighbor throws out a plant because their cat peed in the pot, you do what needs to be done. Meet Forky 1 - Forky 7 and wish them good health and survival.
I have rediscovered the joys of wearing nail polish now that I know glow in the dark nearly clear nail polish exists
September 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I have rediscovered the joys of wearing nail polish now that I know glow in the dark nearly clear nail polish exists
I have narrowed my new vehicle search down from 16 to 6 vehicles. 2 are very likely to be my next vehicle. Unsurprisingly all 6 are subUwUs. I was open-minded, had other brands on the list, but they've all been eliminated.
a blue car is driving down a street with a sign that says y on it
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September 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I have narrowed my new vehicle search down from 16 to 6 vehicles. 2 are very likely to be my next vehicle. Unsurprisingly all 6 are subUwUs. I was open-minded, had other brands on the list, but they've all been eliminated.
Two days ago I was planning tune-ups and some maintenance to do to my car. Yesterday my car tried to strand me on the side of the road. Today I did the last drive I will ever do in this car. It has officially been deemed unsafe to drive. Things were getting better and the universe laughed.
September 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Two days ago I was planning tune-ups and some maintenance to do to my car. Yesterday my car tried to strand me on the side of the road. Today I did the last drive I will ever do in this car. It has officially been deemed unsafe to drive. Things were getting better and the universe laughed.
Does anyone want to come take everything I own? There are simply too many things in this tiny apartment and I am *overwhelmed*
September 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Does anyone want to come take everything I own? There are simply too many things in this tiny apartment and I am *overwhelmed*