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Jtgooner
@squimbynurox.bsky.social
Lifelong gooner, occasional vlogger, eternal optimist
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I’m on the lookout for U18 football players.
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GET THE FUCK IN!
February 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
February 3, 2026 at 10:03 PM
@alandaviescomic.bsky.social ere this ones crying
February 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Should’ve blown up earlier ref. Just lost your bonus there fella.

#ARSCHE #CarabaoCup
February 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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I'm glad Caceido didn't come to Arsenal. He is such a classless thug
February 3, 2026 at 9:43 PM
That second goal at the bridge has just made this more nervy that it needy to be.
#ARSCHE #CarabaoCup
February 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I thought we had got rid of these flea infested shit boxes
January 29, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Saying goodbye to my little team this year. Been managing them for 6 years. It’s all over in 5 games, I’m starting the grieving process now.

#AlexHawks
January 28, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Hey @marina-purkiss.bsky.social is your twin sister Faye on The Irish @oficialthetraitors.bsky.social
January 26, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Listening to #Roxette #Joyride on vinyl and it’s just hit me who Per Gessle reminds me of.

Did a young #MichaelMcIntyre ever admit to being his stand in
January 25, 2026 at 8:08 AM
A man in York has been given a court order saying that he must give police 24 hours notice before he has sex.

That's nothing - I can give them about 2 months - my birthday is March 18th
January 24, 2026 at 6:08 AM
How surprising they found a workaround

T.A.C.O

@thetrawl.bsky.social
January 22, 2026 at 7:23 AM
They’ve announced the Brit award nominees and they haven’t mentioned Trump in ANY category. Boy is he gonna be pissed.
January 21, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Listening to the #footballisticallyArsenal podcast and they should just change its name to Alan Algar is always right.

I don’t know why he watches football as he seems to get no joy out of it.
January 20, 2026 at 8:41 PM
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"
January 19, 2026 at 7:49 PM
But this one which I feel @sofire.bsky.social @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social @handbrakeoff.bsky.social @adrianjclarke.bsky.social and especially @amylawrence.bsky.social might enjoy, is Dicko’s entry in the Parthenon of Arsenal strikers 614 goals in 28 games deserves a statue no?
January 18, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Now after the tour we were flicking through the tour souviber brochure and two pictures stood out. The first was this one which claims Forest were our title rivals in ‘90
January 18, 2026 at 6:49 AM
The edges of the pitch, especially near the corners, my son asked “is that why we don’t score from many corners because the pitch is different” Perry replied “ nah mate it’s cause we’re shit at corners and don’t practice them” hod times change
January 18, 2026 at 6:49 AM
And every year on Father’s Day I’d go and visit my brick with the kids.
Then 11 years ago “they” got me a legends tour with Perry Groves, so me and my now @arsenalfc.bsky.social mad son went on the tour, funny sidebar during the tour Perry was talking about the slight camber of the ground around
January 18, 2026 at 6:49 AM
So this just popped up on my timeline and as always I HAVE to share it. But this is the first time I’m doing it on bluesky, so I’m tagging people in it.

I’ll lay some ground work.

Around 16 years ago my wife paid for a brick at the emirates stadium for me from my kids as a Father’s Day present
January 18, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Wha is the best looking football trophy ever and why is it the old first division title? #Trophy#Football #PremierLeague
January 15, 2026 at 9:23 PM
#January is always a reflective time of year, and it’s always the big questions that play on my mind at this time of year and keep me awake

Like…..

Does Lightning McQueen have life, or car insurance?
January 15, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Thomas skinner still wanging on about #StrictlyComeDancing being fixed
January 14, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Jesus once said "He who lives by the sword will die by the sword"

He was a carpenter that died by being nailed to a piece of wood, so he might have had a point.
January 10, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Fiona didn’t drop a grenade she stepped on a land mine #TheTraitors.
January 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM