rip anna karenina you would have loved listening to an ipod shuffle while looking outside the backseat window of a car while it’s raining

“my husband? i don’t know him” LMAO ANNA stoppp

when tolstoy wrote the preg reveal he knew maggie g would be reading me that part while i almost get hit by someone running a stop sign

tolstoy is a girls girl btw who else in late 19th century russia would use their literary platform to so vividly describe to the masses what getting the ick is

idk i just didn’t expect anna and vronksy to have already started an emotional affair 5 hours in like slow down there’s 30 hours of story left

so like 3 (or more?) guys give lucy their blood and that’s all well and good in the name of science but then the woman takes blood of her own accord and it’s abomination this and drive a stake thru her heart that

lucy dies and mina is like “hmm. poor girl” ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? chalking it up to stoker not knowing how a ride or die would react. jeebus cripes.

the most unbelievable part of dracula is that i’m to believe that in all those diary entries no one once paraphrased what someone else said??? everyone had wrists of steel back then ig (except that fuckass doc with the phonograph)

“was dracula in love with mina reddit” “why does everyone think that dracula and mina were in love reddit” “who is francis ford coppola reddit”

thinking about how quincy had no cultural staying power. a vampire killing cowboy with no real personality other than being a rough and rugged simp and people were like “well anyway”. that’s bonkers to me!!!

dear diary today mina told me she knows the train schedule by heart i think she is an angel sent to earth to walk amongst men if anything happens to her i shall simply perish

dracula is like 80% men worrying about mina’s delicate sensibilities 10% vampire stuff 10% describing a man eating bugs