squidont.bsky.social
@squidont.bsky.social
Professional Goober
I get all my best ideas and process all my worst traumas when I'm mildly distracted.
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Mercury retrograde is kicking my ass today. Wtf?
November 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Idk who put me onto lofi, but I love you
November 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I cannot read the two-headed calf poem without being brought to tears. How can something so brief be so powerful?
November 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Cold foam is the biggest scam facing Americans. What do you mean I'm paying $2 for runny whipped cream?
October 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Writing the outline to a YouTube video and fucking up my future targeted ads and algorithms. 🤪
October 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
"Scratch a transphobe, a misogynist bleeds." -Lux Pascal
October 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Whatever happened to library etiquette? I long for the days of quiet study periods in the library.
October 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
People have made more eye contact with my boobs today than my actual eyes. I am confused.
October 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
10-to-1 Abi Thorn's super secret action movie has something to do with Wonder Woman. Calling it now so I can have the time stamp.
September 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I want a cheese board like a motherfucker
September 16, 2025 at 6:18 AM
In light of recent events, I'm truly yearning for an old school Contrapoints take.
September 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
What is it about tiktok that just zaps my creativity?
July 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
One of the funniest things my father has ever told me is that he *genuinely* believes that I was peer pressured into leftism. Which is insane because I have no peers.
June 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Less than 1% of trans people who have surgery regret their decision. Compared to around 25% of people who regret knee replacement surgery. So that settles it: no knees for anyone, forced trans surgeries for all. Trans people don't need knees. Everyone wins.
June 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Tmw I'm taking care of some *personal business* and right as I'm coming up to the finish line someone in the system starts loudly thinking about tacobell WAY too close to the front.
June 14, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Ridiculously excited to hear the Backstreet Boys in this 5 Guys. I'm fucking amped.
June 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I hate when I'm about to go run an errand and someone knocks on the door so I have to wait hiding inside so I don't have to talk to strangers.
May 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Why do people look at me crazy when I suggest that they need to brush their dog regularly?
May 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I've made an official judgement. I'm not allowed back on tiktok until I've created an art. If you see me on tiktok, ask if I've made an art. If I've not, you have my consent to viciously scold me and demand I go make an art.
April 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
3 a.m. thoughts: a goose's biggest weapon is its audacity.
April 15, 2025 at 9:01 AM
My therapy homework this week consists of watching RomComs to desensitize myself to the disgust I feel around genuine care and intimacy. Honestly, never having a relationship again sounds less daunting.
April 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Guess who just remembered that baking is a thing that:
1.) Is easy
2.) Is inexpensive
3.) Something I enjoy
4.) Is something I can do at any time for any reason?

If you guessed me, you'd be correct. I made cupcakes.
April 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Well, damn. I'm not surprised, I'm just disappointed.
April 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Am I the only one who is kinda hoping tiktok does actually go away this time?
April 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM