THE CAPTAIN
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Do you understand the things you’ve been seeing?
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THE CAPTAIN
@squidb34k.bsky.social
· Jan 20
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Can’t 𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑 while
the enemy
𝒑𝒍𝒐𝒕𝒔
.𖥔 ݁ ˖༄»
——— ࿐.ೃ࿔꠶:･˳
Can’t 𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑 while
the enemy
𝒑𝒍𝒐𝒕𝒔
.𖥔 ݁ ˖༄»
——— ࿐.ೃ࿔꠶:･˳
//. I’m flipping this thing
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
//. I’m flipping this thing
What are they doing to Hachi 😥
September 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
What are they doing to Hachi 😥
Head hurts again.
September 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Head hurts again.
McDolphin’s? We can do better!
What did I do.
The aura you just lost.
August 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
McDolphin’s? We can do better!
The aura you just lost.
McDolphin's employee
August 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The aura you just lost.
Now is not the time for that, smaller Three.
July 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Now is not the time for that, smaller Three.
Wordle 1492 3/6
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July 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Wordle 1492 3/6
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O— OKAY!! IM STICKING WITH IT!
CALL THAT MAN A SLUR AND STICK WITH IT!!!!
July 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
O— OKAY!! IM STICKING WITH IT!
Why would you bring this thought into the world.
Look, I draw the line at wearing a labubu suit
July 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Why would you bring this thought into the world.
I was consumed.
ARE YOU PURPOSEFULLY IGNORING WHAT I SAID FIRST
REALLY BAD??????? THIS IS AWFUL
July 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I was consumed.
BAD????
WHY ARE YOU CRYING
July 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
BAD????
Please please please please please please ple
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Sometimes I lay awake at night
July 16, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Please please please please please please ple
This is why I lay awake at night 🥲
So mean to me. Haven't you learned to respect your elders?
Sometimes I lay awake at night
July 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This is why I lay awake at night 🥲
Sometimes I lay awake at night
July 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Sometimes I lay awake at night
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I miss her so I’m looking at pictures of her again.
April 15, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I miss her so I’m looking at pictures of her again.
HEY?!
Ah—!!!
Not about you specifically!you're quite alright. It was a jab ta my grandbaby's husband.
Not about you specifically!you're quite alright. It was a jab ta my grandbaby's husband.
:(...
you're right but :(...
you're right but :(...
July 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
HEY?!
My wife…. I miss my wife, Neo Three. I miss her a lot.
July 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My wife…. I miss my wife, Neo Three. I miss her a lot.
LEGALLY?
You're marryin' my favorite. I'm legally obligated to be mean to you.
I didn’t even do anything?!
June 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
LEGALLY?
I didn’t even do anything?!
I love all my grandsquids 🥰 not you though three
June 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I didn’t even do anything?!
Octavio called me your pathetic husband 😢
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PATHETIC HUSBAND..?
June 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Octavio called me your pathetic husband 😢
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You're not ''the logical one'' you're autistic
June 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
You're not ''the logical one'' you're autistic
That means dinner is on me tonight 🙂↕️
AYOOOOO IT’S MY DAY I FORGOT LET’S GOOOO
April 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
That means dinner is on me tonight 🙂↕️