Zeke Squeakweasel ΘΔ
@squeakyzeke.bsky.social
Zeke, marten / Ollie, roo 🐾 27 🐾 they/he 🐾 ΘΔ 🐾 musician 🐾 kinky artist 🐾 writer 🐾 eco-left 🐾 polyam 🐾 pooltoy 🐾 ABDL 🐾 linguist 🐾 kink enthusiast 🐾 King Gizzard superfan 🐾 Daoist 🐾 #ActuallyAutistic
💜 Koebi 💜
I stream at twitch.tv/squeakyZeke 💜
💜 Koebi 💜
I stream at twitch.tv/squeakyZeke 💜
"How's your new job been?"
"I got beaned in the head by a rubber bart simpson"
"I got beaned in the head by a rubber bart simpson"
January 16, 2026 at 3:25 AM
"How's your new job been?"
"I got beaned in the head by a rubber bart simpson"
"I got beaned in the head by a rubber bart simpson"
*wheedling Chamberlain hum* should I try for FWA on top of AC or just take a lil time off for furality
January 14, 2026 at 12:43 AM
*wheedling Chamberlain hum* should I try for FWA on top of AC or just take a lil time off for furality
I hope the funny dog model turns more people on to balloonies and illustrates why I'm down badder for them than vinyl toys at this point
Tail knots, the shrill squeaking of a dangerously taut and fragile body, the shines and transparency,,, 💦
Tail knots, the shrill squeaking of a dangerously taut and fragile body, the shines and transparency,,, 💦
January 12, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I hope the funny dog model turns more people on to balloonies and illustrates why I'm down badder for them than vinyl toys at this point
Tail knots, the shrill squeaking of a dangerously taut and fragile body, the shines and transparency,,, 💦
Tail knots, the shrill squeaking of a dangerously taut and fragile body, the shines and transparency,,, 💦
*guy who's seen king gizzard three times voice* I -NEED- to go see king gizzard again
January 7, 2026 at 6:26 AM
*guy who's seen king gizzard three times voice* I -NEED- to go see king gizzard again
all my favorite things come from either australia or finland
December 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
all my favorite things come from either australia or finland
big Ollie feelings lately. I'm still a happy lil hopper, and I'll love that half of me and adore kangaroos forever :03
December 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
big Ollie feelings lately. I'm still a happy lil hopper, and I'll love that half of me and adore kangaroos forever :03
shiny, squeaky badger toys on the brain,,,
December 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
shiny, squeaky badger toys on the brain,,,
🎶 summon forth thy marten spirit
STEAL THE FUCKING EGG AND EAT IT 🎶
STEAL THE FUCKING EGG AND EAT IT 🎶
December 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
🎶 summon forth thy marten spirit
STEAL THE FUCKING EGG AND EAT IT 🎶
STEAL THE FUCKING EGG AND EAT IT 🎶
Midwest's Number One Hevisaurus Fan (and probably the only one)
December 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Midwest's Number One Hevisaurus Fan (and probably the only one)
cuddling up to and coiling a balloonie wolverine three times my size and getting squeaky nibbles all over and big rubbery claws dragging noisily along my taut latex,,,
December 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
cuddling up to and coiling a balloonie wolverine three times my size and getting squeaky nibbles all over and big rubbery claws dragging noisily along my taut latex,,,
pulled two hours of overtime to Solve Problems and keep the boss I like from getting screamed at and written up by -his- boss and then gave a coworker a long ass emergency ride home
I feel like I just drove home from a con and I think I would like go kit mode for a trillion years now please thanks
I feel like I just drove home from a con and I think I would like go kit mode for a trillion years now please thanks
December 18, 2025 at 10:43 AM
pulled two hours of overtime to Solve Problems and keep the boss I like from getting screamed at and written up by -his- boss and then gave a coworker a long ass emergency ride home
I feel like I just drove home from a con and I think I would like go kit mode for a trillion years now please thanks
I feel like I just drove home from a con and I think I would like go kit mode for a trillion years now please thanks
every day, my lust for a peavey T-60 grows
December 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
every day, my lust for a peavey T-60 grows
went out for a smoke break at work and hit a mentholated vape in 10 degree weather and
December 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
went out for a smoke break at work and hit a mentholated vape in 10 degree weather and
I need to make out with the king gizz petrodragon and have him squish me like he squishes the tanks
December 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I need to make out with the king gizz petrodragon and have him squish me like he squishes the tanks
puppy is doing well, energy and health and executive function are returning, chores and projects are getting caught up on, work is actually staffed, woozle can Breathe a lil
December 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
puppy is doing well, energy and health and executive function are returning, chores and projects are getting caught up on, work is actually staffed, woozle can Breathe a lil
bumper sticker on my car that reads "my stoned growlithe is smarter than your honor student"
December 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
bumper sticker on my car that reads "my stoned growlithe is smarter than your honor student"
tail knots <3
tail knots that are tiny compared to the rest of the balloonie and with a bit of bulging behind them to show how full and tight they are <3333333
tail knots that are tiny compared to the rest of the balloonie and with a bit of bulging behind them to show how full and tight they are <3333333
November 30, 2025 at 6:10 AM
tail knots <3
tail knots that are tiny compared to the rest of the balloonie and with a bit of bulging behind them to show how full and tight they are <3333333
tail knots that are tiny compared to the rest of the balloonie and with a bit of bulging behind them to show how full and tight they are <3333333
sorry I didn't get all this freight ran boss I was too busy daydreaming about grinding on balloonie mustelid boys
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
sorry I didn't get all this freight ran boss I was too busy daydreaming about grinding on balloonie mustelid boys
walked by my bosses having a meeting on the floor and one of them turned and said "Zeke, never lose your happy."
I think I feel and look like absolute shit lately, but my life still rocks and I love my puppy and family and friends so much. Apparently I'm still beaming without even realizing it :03
I think I feel and look like absolute shit lately, but my life still rocks and I love my puppy and family and friends so much. Apparently I'm still beaming without even realizing it :03
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 AM
walked by my bosses having a meeting on the floor and one of them turned and said "Zeke, never lose your happy."
I think I feel and look like absolute shit lately, but my life still rocks and I love my puppy and family and friends so much. Apparently I'm still beaming without even realizing it :03
I think I feel and look like absolute shit lately, but my life still rocks and I love my puppy and family and friends so much. Apparently I'm still beaming without even realizing it :03
oughh new puscifer slaps. never knew I needed to hear carina and maynard croon "bunghole" like that
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
oughh new puscifer slaps. never knew I needed to hear carina and maynard croon "bunghole" like that
Drop out of life with marten in hand
Follow the dooks to the weasel-filled land
Follow the dooks to the weasel-filled land
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Drop out of life with marten in hand
Follow the dooks to the weasel-filled land
Follow the dooks to the weasel-filled land
LIKE ALL POOLTOYS, YOU SQUEAK AND YOU SQUIRK
BUT YOU HAVE NO GURAMBAAA
BUT YOU HAVE NO GURAMBAAA
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
LIKE ALL POOLTOYS, YOU SQUEAK AND YOU SQUIRK
BUT YOU HAVE NO GURAMBAAA
BUT YOU HAVE NO GURAMBAAA
work radio played fucking Live and Learn, followed by Move Along by AAR, and then finally Learning to Fly (from the floyd album no one but me likes) and basically I exploded
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 AM
work radio played fucking Live and Learn, followed by Move Along by AAR, and then finally Learning to Fly (from the floyd album no one but me likes) and basically I exploded
mannn not gonna lie, some of the sexiest custom pooltoy projects are goin on right now sdhgfhhdsfjk
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
mannn not gonna lie, some of the sexiest custom pooltoy projects are goin on right now sdhgfhhdsfjk
perpetually tempted to blast Ollie with the permanent middlespace-ification beam
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 AM
perpetually tempted to blast Ollie with the permanent middlespace-ification beam