Alan Houser
@squareflair.bsky.social
Product Designer. Full-stack pancakes. UX by day, pie by slice. Come for the no-nonsense and stay for the nonsense. RADICAL LEFTIST SCUM. https://linktr.ee/squareflair
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You elected this marble-mouthed sloppy dotard.
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
You elected this marble-mouthed sloppy dotard.
January 2, 2026 at 5:54 PM
2025 feels like a tuba nervously auditioning for both Curb Your Enthusiasm and The Price Is Right.
January 2, 2026 at 3:31 PM
2025 feels like a tuba nervously auditioning for both Curb Your Enthusiasm and The Price Is Right.
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Real Fact🍎💯🎯🫡
December 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Real Fact🍎💯🎯🫡
Remember to poop before midnight on Dec 31.
You don't wanna carry the same shit into 2026.
You don't wanna carry the same shit into 2026.
December 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Remember to poop before midnight on Dec 31.
You don't wanna carry the same shit into 2026.
You don't wanna carry the same shit into 2026.
Before i left Twitter, it blew my mind that Barack Obama followed me.
Without question, we're in the upside-down now.
Without question, we're in the upside-down now.
December 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Before i left Twitter, it blew my mind that Barack Obama followed me.
Without question, we're in the upside-down now.
Without question, we're in the upside-down now.
I H666TE Disney, but this is dope. www.desigual.com/en_US/25WMSK...
December 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I H666TE Disney, but this is dope. www.desigual.com/en_US/25WMSK...
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Reposted by Alan Houser
Epstein Nassar Letter Details
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December 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Pi being irrational. 🤍
December 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Pi being irrational. 🤍
I’ve been saying this for months.
youtu.be/VbJ4ilDvGyc?...
youtu.be/VbJ4ilDvGyc?...
Trump's ballroom is a lie
YouTube video by The Drey Dossier
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December 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I’ve been saying this for months.
youtu.be/VbJ4ilDvGyc?...
youtu.be/VbJ4ilDvGyc?...