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Fooltoy (a mid-game palette swap of Pooltoy that wears a jingly jester hat and casts Fuddle at you)
January 22, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Pooltoy that’s scared of water
January 21, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Pooltoy (press ⬅️⬇️⬅️➡️🅰️ (sweep) to perform its Pooltality)
January 16, 2026 at 12:58 AM
A very polite pooltoy with a cute little bow tie
January 14, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Pooltoy that steals your wife
January 11, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Pooltoy that triggers a substory when you talk to it
January 10, 2026 at 2:09 AM
pooltoy that missed you !!
January 9, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Pooltoy who still has a whole Woolies mud cake (it forgot it can't eat it)
Pooltoy buying a Woolies mud cake
September 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Pooltoy buying a Woolies mud cake
September 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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battlefield 6 should add a gadget that turns your opponents into pooltoys
August 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Pooltoy hoping it happens

(The "it" in question is someone giving it a nose kiss, but only if anyone asks what "it" is)
August 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Pooltoy selling pics on OnlyValves
August 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Pooltoy that wants you to squish and knead its soft tummy
August 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Pooltoy actually used as a floatation device as intended
July 31, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Pooltoy tapping its bappers on its rotund belly to the rhythm of the drum solo from Frankenstein by the Edgar Winter Group
July 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Pooltoy that goes “yip” standing next to a kobold that goes “sqrrk”

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July 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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I missed the part about a second health bar and just read larger
July 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Pooltoy that is defeated only to get back up again, revealing a second, significantly larger health bar
July 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Pooltoy voiced by Michael Kovach
July 11, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Pooltoy that feels like a candy wrapper caught in an updraft
July 10, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Pooltoy that uh

uhhhhhhh
July 8, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Pooltoy that wishes it could taste a cheeseburger
June 3, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Pooltoy full of pilk
May 29, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Pooltoy that can only really play Taiko no Tatsujin with its enormous bappers, but is super good at it
May 27, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Pooltoy that got deflated and packed away for three weeks
May 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM