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I love the marriage extra bec binghe is a nervous ball of anxiety and full of hesitations not in his intent to marry sqq but whether sqq will want him or not and sqq shows he has never ever hesitated on choosing binghe
February 11, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Unreliable narrator trope for me is only true if you look at the other character's pov and the story is completely different from their pov
February 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I love how freak4freak bingqiu is an actual tag
February 8, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Chagee my beloved
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Ngl I dislike it when people call Binghe Hua Cheng 2.0. if anything Hua Cheng is Binghe 2.0. Binghe is OLDER than hc respect your elders!!
February 7, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)

"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
An au where zhen yang is reforged and one day bec of some qi deviation takes up the form of a young disciple looking similar to white lotus binghe
February 7, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Sj on the other hand never really found his rest in cang qiong and never really realize that yqy was protecting him in the worst way possible by being an enabler of his abuse towards children
February 7, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Sj would've turned out for the better if yqy WAS as unhinged as sy was for binghe.
February 7, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Thinking about how binghe post canon is so calm, collected, and generally a chill albeit possessive guy when with sqq bec he's his rest. With sqq he can let his guards down and be vulnerable and he knows sqq will protect him.
February 7, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Post extras how long did binghe work on it to be able to go to the modern world?? What happened during that time??
February 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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Bingyuan zombie apocalypse au!!???

#svsss
February 5, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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Baby and Mama Bing #svsss
February 6, 2026 at 3:53 AM
That would've made sqq fuss over him he should've done it
February 7, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I have like this vague sapphic story idea about two women who enter into the world of public and govt work with different ideals and goals but come out of it with completely different ideals with the same goals. I need to be in my flow state to write this omfg
February 6, 2026 at 7:34 PM
It would've been funnier if binghe vomited out of nervousness in the marriage extra
February 6, 2026 at 7:28 PM
The meta job on top of my job in the govt is that I need to know how to leverage and use the positions of certain people to get them to move and get other people to understand how important my job is. It's kind of like harem politics except it's fucking stupider
February 6, 2026 at 2:54 AM
BABE WAKE UP DIUSHEK JUST PUBLISHED A BINGQIU HUNGER GAMES FIC
February 5, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I remember graduating college at 19 and also starting work at 19 and my coworkers and I are now like...yeah we absolutely would not want a 19 yr old to be working here
February 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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i love to stress this point and sequence of events but i think it’s so funny that lbh listens to sqh’s impassioned speech about being pitiful to get your man, and then next time he’s with sqq he immediately fucks this up and decides to scare him instead. incredible.
February 4, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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sj: i will kill you lqg i will kill you i will kill you
lqg: dies
sj: i cant believe youd think that i would kill lqg
so funny.. his transference....
February 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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thinking about professor shen's ratemyprofessors. which one? good question:) i wonder if sometimes people write their review on the wrong professor shen's profile. binghe somehow becomes an admin in response to this
February 4, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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obvs everyone can do what they want, but i love it when this trust tension between bingqiu is treated sincerely with sqq’s emotional state in mind and not just like, oh the Jokes man has to get over himself
February 3, 2026 at 5:51 PM
The kids are alright omg also it's nice your cousin knew you were the artist for svsss fjfkfk imagine if she did the whole "your art kinda looks like the svsss style" like what happened to you before
February 4, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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You guys 😭 My cousin thats in middle school has a friend that found out I'm Velinxi and had her bring a book I drew to sign. I thought oh maybe it's Zachary Ying, or Overwatch... maybe even Countdown to Countdown or DPS Only.

Nope. It's our favorite delulu yaoi, the Scum Villains Self Saving System
February 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM