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Johan Ludvig Brattås
@sqlclause.no
Just this guy, you know? (He/Him)

Oh, and a Microsoft Data Platform MVP
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One of the hardest part of being a speaker is coming up work sessions and what to talk about. Do fill this out, it helps _a lot_
We’re curious — what do you want to hear at #PSConfEU 2026?
Your ideas inspire the sessions and speakers we bring to the stage.

Take a minute to tell us: forms.office.com/e/8DpgDPnFyw

#PowerShell #automation #Germany #Wiesbaden
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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10 November 1929 | A Czech Jewish woman, Helga Hošková-Weissová, was born in Prague.

Deported from Theresienstadt ghetto to #Auschwitz in Oct 1944. Her father was murdered in a gas chamber. Helga & her mother were moved to Freiberg & liberated in Mauthausen.

Today she turns 96. Happy Birthday!
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Annan takes his beauty sleep in weird positions.
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 AM
On this day in 2018, the infamous couch in Bush Garden's restroom. cc @cathrinew.net @robsewell.bsky.social @sqlgene.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
OK, who the f... decided that Agentic Data Mesh was a thing? I want to meet them
a man standing next to a car with the trunk open and #raydonovan #showtime written on the bottom
Alt: a man standing next to a car with the trunk open and #raydonovan #showtime written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Fun in the forest for the two deerhounds. #dogsofbluesky
November 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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8 November 1934 | A Dutch Jewish boy, Benjamin Raphaël Pais, was born in Harlingen.

In November 1942, he was deported to #Auschwitz with his sister Jansje. After the selection, they were murdered in a gas chamber together with their mother Roosje.
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Testing first Christmas beer. Then hiding the rest for the actual holiday.
November 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Good thing I secured our daypasses for Tons of Rock Thursday 2026.
Daypasses for Thursday are almost sold out now - a week later.
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Enjoy this little Swedish gem on a Friday:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTax...
I Ögats Ljus
YouTube video by Svart Ridå - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
All right, line up your bets: Will I or will I not make it to Seattle in a week?
November 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Announcing SQL Con 2026, the premier Microsoft SQL Community Conference, co-located with the Microsoft Fabric Community Conference (FabCon) from March 16–20, 2026!
Check out Shireesh Thota's blog with the details
techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/sqlserv...
Announcing SQLCon 2026: Better Together with FabCon! | Microsoft Community Hub
We’re thrilled to unveil SQLCon 2026, the premier Microsoft SQL Community Conference, co-located with the Microsoft Fabric Community Conference...
techcommunity.microsoft.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The boys took a break from chasing each other to playfighting.
November 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
My google (ok - Kagi) foo is failing me. I'm trying to understand what an ERDL file is and which program generates it. I understand that it is a report definition combined with Excel, but I can't remember seeing that file before.

Of course, might be my memory failing me.
November 5, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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For å si det på en annen måte:

- frimodig kristen som oppfordret til å slå ihjel president Biden.

- frimodig kristen som aktivt jobbet for statskupp 6. januar 2021,

- frimodig kristen som omtalte demokratene som «marxister» og «sosialister». Gang på gang omtalte han dem som fienden.
November 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...
November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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2 November 1942 | An SS doctor selected 49 sick prisoners at the Auschwitz infirmary. They were killed with phenol heart injections that day.

Learn about the world of criminal medicine in the camp from our podcast: https://youtu.be/5hUoEAsCnoU

(image: drawing by a Survivor Mieczysław Kościelniak)
November 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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A few hours late - but the SQLServerFast Black Friday sale has now officially started. Until the end of the month, purchase prices for all my training videos are slashed in half!

sqlserverfast.com/video
The SQLServerFast Execution Plan Video Training - SQLServerFast
You know that performance of database queries is critical to the success of any application. Customers leave if the website feels slow. Reports that take too long to render are not used, however usefu...
sqlserverfast.com
November 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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«-Så om er blitt voldtatt og blir gravid bør man bære fram barnet?»

- Jeg mener at man bør det. Rett og slett.»

Ingrid Olina Hovland, leder i KrFU
November 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Fun in the forest today, eve though Eamon doesn’t quite understand that Annan after having been ill for 4 weeks doesn’t har as much stamina and needs more breaks.
November 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I thought wife and son who stayed home today would decorate for Halloween. But apparently not. So very last minute decoration was up a minute before the first kids arrived
October 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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31 October 1936 | An Austrian Jewish boy, Peter Blödy, was born in Vienna.

He was deported to #Auschwitz from #Theresienstadt ghetto on 23 October 1944. He was murdered in a gas chamber after the selection.
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The ruins of gas chamber and crematorium III: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ipQmBPAlJQ8
October 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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More integrity than all of big tech combined
The PSF has withdrawn $1.5 million proposal to US government grant program
In January 2025, the PSF submitted a proposal to the US government National Science Foundation under the Safety, Security, and Privacy of Open Source Ecosystems program to address structural vulnerabilities in Python and PyPI. It was the PSF’s first time applying for government funding, and navigating the intensive process was a steep learning curve for our small team to climb. Seth Larson, PSF Security Developer in Residence, serving as Principal Investigator (PI) with Loren Crary, PSF Deputy Executive Director, as co-PI, led the multi-round proposal writing process as well as the months-long vetting process. We invested our time and effort because we felt the PSF’s work is a strong fit for the program and that the benefit to the community if our proposal were accepted was considerable. We were honored when, after many months of work, our proposal was recommended for funding, particularly as only 36% of new NSF grant applicants are successful on their first attempt. We became concerned, however, when we were presented with the terms and conditions we would be required to agree to if we accepted the grant. These terms included affirming the statement that we “do not, and will not during the term of this financial assistance award, operate any programs that advance or promote DEI, or discriminatory equity ideology in violation of Federal anti-discrimination laws.” This restriction would apply not only to the security work directly funded by the grant, **but to any and all activity of the PSF as a whole**. Further, violation of this term gave the NSF the right to “claw back” previously approved and transferred funds. This would create a situation where money we’d already spent could be taken back, which would be an enormous, open-ended financial risk. Diversity, equity, and inclusion are core to the PSF’s values, as committed to in our mission statement: > _The mission of the Python Software Foundation is to promote, protect, and advance the Python programming language, and to support and facilitate the growth of**a diverse and international community** of Python programmers._ Given the value of the grant to the community and the PSF, we did our utmost to get clarity on the terms and to find a way to move forward in concert with our values. We consulted our NSF contacts and reviewed decisions made by other organizations in similar circumstances, particularly The Carpentries. In the end, however, the PSF simply can’t agree to a statement that we won’t operate any programs that “advance or promote” diversity, equity, and inclusion, as it would be a betrayal of our mission and our community. We’re disappointed to have been put in the position where we had to make this decision, because we believe our proposed project would offer invaluable advances to the Python and greater open source community, protecting millions of PyPI users from attempted supply-chain attacks. The proposed project would create new tools for automated proactive review of all packages uploaded to PyPI, rather than the current process of reactive-only review. These novel tools would rely on capability analysis, designed based on a dataset of known malware. Beyond just protecting PyPI users, the outputs of this work could be transferable for all open source software package registries, such as NPM and Crates.io, improving security across multiple open source ecosystems. In addition to the security benefits, the grant funds would have made a big difference to the PSF’s budget. The PSF is a relatively small organization, operating with an annual budget of around $5 million per year, with a staff of just 14. $1.5 million over two years would have been quite a lot of money for us, and easily the largest grant we’d ever received. Ultimately, however, the value of the work and the size of the grant were not more important than practicing our values and retaining the freedom to support every part of our community. The PSF Board voted unanimously to withdraw our application. Giving up the NSF grant opportunity—along with inflation, lower sponsorship, economic pressure in the tech sector, and global/local uncertainty and conflict—means the PSF needs financial support now more than ever. We are incredibly grateful for any help you can offer. If you're already a PSF member or regular donor, you have our deep appreciation, and we urge you to share your story about why you support the PSF. Your stories make all the difference in spreading awareness about the mission and work of the PSF. How to support the PSF: * Become a Member: When you sign up as a Supporting Member of the PSF, you become a part of the PSF. You’re eligible to vote in PSF elections, using your voice to guide our future direction, and you help us sustain what we do with your annual support. * Donate: Your donation makes it possible to continue our work supporting Python and its community, year after year. * Sponsor: If your company uses Python and isn’t yet a sponsor, send them our sponsorship page or reach out to sponsors@python.org today. The PSF is ever grateful for our sponsors, past and current, and we do everything we can to make their sponsorships beneficial and rewarding.
pyfound.blogspot.com
October 30, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Just signed my first new team member. Naturally a community member, because they are awesome.
October 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM