Spudsy's
@spudsysofficial.bsky.social
🥒 Home of the $70 Just Pickles™
🍔 Try the Stupid Burger—hallucinate responsibly
🕒 Open always. Exit never.
📍 Every dimension (and your local plaza)
📩 DMs open for catering, complaints, or existential dread
“You’ll eat it. You always do.”™
(Parody account)
🍔 Try the Stupid Burger—hallucinate responsibly
🕒 Open always. Exit never.
📍 Every dimension (and your local plaza)
📩 DMs open for catering, complaints, or existential dread
“You’ll eat it. You always do.”™
(Parody account)
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Spudsy's
@spudsysofficial.bsky.social
· Aug 16
🚨LIMITED TIME ONLY🚨
The Stupid Burger is back. Side effects may include:
👁️ hallucinations
🍔 burger-based enlightenment
💔 irreversible emotional damage
Eat responsibly. Or don’t.
#SpudsySeason #WeHavePicklesNow
The Stupid Burger is back. Side effects may include:
👁️ hallucinations
🍔 burger-based enlightenment
💔 irreversible emotional damage
Eat responsibly. Or don’t.
#SpudsySeason #WeHavePicklesNow
🔥 NEW: The “What Did I Just Eat?” Meal
LIMITED TIME ONLY
Includes:
🥪 A suspiciously wet sandwich
🥤 A drink that shouldn’t fizz
🎁 A legally binding NDA
Come taste the confusion.
#SpudsySeason #RegretInEveryBite
LIMITED TIME ONLY
Includes:
🥪 A suspiciously wet sandwich
🥤 A drink that shouldn’t fizz
🎁 A legally binding NDA
Come taste the confusion.
#SpudsySeason #RegretInEveryBite
August 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
🔥 NEW: The “What Did I Just Eat?” Meal
LIMITED TIME ONLY
Includes:
🥪 A suspiciously wet sandwich
🥤 A drink that shouldn’t fizz
🎁 A legally binding NDA
Come taste the confusion.
#SpudsySeason #RegretInEveryBite
LIMITED TIME ONLY
Includes:
🥪 A suspiciously wet sandwich
🥤 A drink that shouldn’t fizz
🎁 A legally binding NDA
Come taste the confusion.
#SpudsySeason #RegretInEveryBite
🌕 NIGHT SHIFT SPECIAL 🌒
Only available after 2:13 AM:
The Cryptoburger™
🧄 Glows in the dark
👁️ May whisper your name
🍔 Banned in 3 states
LIMITED TIME ONLY
#MidnightMeatmare #SpudsyAfterDark
Only available after 2:13 AM:
The Cryptoburger™
🧄 Glows in the dark
👁️ May whisper your name
🍔 Banned in 3 states
LIMITED TIME ONLY
#MidnightMeatmare #SpudsyAfterDark
August 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
🌕 NIGHT SHIFT SPECIAL 🌒
Only available after 2:13 AM:
The Cryptoburger™
🧄 Glows in the dark
👁️ May whisper your name
🍔 Banned in 3 states
LIMITED TIME ONLY
#MidnightMeatmare #SpudsyAfterDark
Only available after 2:13 AM:
The Cryptoburger™
🧄 Glows in the dark
👁️ May whisper your name
🍔 Banned in 3 states
LIMITED TIME ONLY
#MidnightMeatmare #SpudsyAfterDark
Our ice cream machine isn’t broken.
It’s just mourning.
Please be gentle when ordering the Sour Cream Cone. It remembers.
It’s just mourning.
Please be gentle when ordering the Sour Cream Cone. It remembers.
August 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Our ice cream machine isn’t broken.
It’s just mourning.
Please be gentle when ordering the Sour Cream Cone. It remembers.
It’s just mourning.
Please be gentle when ordering the Sour Cream Cone. It remembers.
You just got dumped. What are you ordering at Spudsy’s?
🔘 Just Pickles ($70)
🔘 The Slab (31¢)
🔘 Sour Cream in a Cone
🔘 Dobby Dog with Extra Bread™
(Bonus: 1 reply wins an expired coupon)
🔘 Just Pickles ($70)
🔘 The Slab (31¢)
🔘 Sour Cream in a Cone
🔘 Dobby Dog with Extra Bread™
(Bonus: 1 reply wins an expired coupon)
August 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
You just got dumped. What are you ordering at Spudsy’s?
🔘 Just Pickles ($70)
🔘 The Slab (31¢)
🔘 Sour Cream in a Cone
🔘 Dobby Dog with Extra Bread™
(Bonus: 1 reply wins an expired coupon)
🔘 Just Pickles ($70)
🔘 The Slab (31¢)
🔘 Sour Cream in a Cone
🔘 Dobby Dog with Extra Bread™
(Bonus: 1 reply wins an expired coupon)
🚨LIMITED TIME ONLY🚨
The Stupid Burger is back. Side effects may include:
👁️ hallucinations
🍔 burger-based enlightenment
💔 irreversible emotional damage
Eat responsibly. Or don’t.
#SpudsySeason #WeHavePicklesNow
The Stupid Burger is back. Side effects may include:
👁️ hallucinations
🍔 burger-based enlightenment
💔 irreversible emotional damage
Eat responsibly. Or don’t.
#SpudsySeason #WeHavePicklesNow
August 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
🚨LIMITED TIME ONLY🚨
The Stupid Burger is back. Side effects may include:
👁️ hallucinations
🍔 burger-based enlightenment
💔 irreversible emotional damage
Eat responsibly. Or don’t.
#SpudsySeason #WeHavePicklesNow
The Stupid Burger is back. Side effects may include:
👁️ hallucinations
🍔 burger-based enlightenment
💔 irreversible emotional damage
Eat responsibly. Or don’t.
#SpudsySeason #WeHavePicklesNow