Spruce 🍉
banner
sprucesapcandy.bsky.social
Spruce 🍉
@sprucesapcandy.bsky.social
She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ | Deer Vtuber!! https://twitch.tv/sprucesapcandy
Naut main in Splatoon | Anji main in Guilty Gear!!
Pokemon acc: @sprucesapshiny.standingintheodds.com
Professional shitposter
Sometimes I make music!
THE Anji Mito, recognised by ArcSys (/silly)
Pinned
A thread of my best guilty gear clips:
Reposted by Spruce 🍉
my resolution for the year is to kiss my wife more and get a fatter ass
January 1, 2026 at 11:54 PM
happy new year all!!
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Reposted by Spruce 🍉
should i post the full song
#utau #teto #kasaneteto
December 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
should i post the full song
#utau #teto #kasaneteto
December 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Reposted by Spruce 🍉
December 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
It's been over 15 years and Splatoon fans and Splatoon artists have yet to catch on that every Splatoon character is shaped like a splat or a toon
December 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Reposted by Spruce 🍉
8. White Knuckle

Dear god I've never played anything quite this tense. It's a first-person roguelike climbing game, and you are not prepared for just how tense it gets, it's aptly named.
White Knuckle on Steam
White Knuckle is a first-person roguelite speed-climbing game. Ascend through the guts of SUB-STRUCTURE 17 using precision movement mechanics. Sharp reflexes and resource management will bring you out...
store.steampowered.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Reposted by Spruce 🍉
So look man if we're just gonna be online here watching all these big studios come out and lay down on the tracks about Gen AI going "I have to do this for some reason." then I think it's more important than ever to celebrate games from based devs who are out here openly posting "Nuh uh, fuck that."
December 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Maybe not??? It might be a weekly release???
WE GOT A DATE FOR STEEL BALL RUN BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE DOING THE BATCH RELEASE THING AGAIN FUCKKKK
December 20, 2025 at 9:50 AM
WE GOT A DATE FOR STEEL BALL RUN BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE DOING THE BATCH RELEASE THING AGAIN FUCKKKK
December 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Reposted by Spruce 🍉
everyone look at this testament from the missing link comic anthology
December 19, 2025 at 11:28 AM
WHY DID SO MANY PEOPLE LIKE THIS I POSTED THE WRONG IMAGE
ITS NOT CALLED THE LAIN SONG ITS CALLED DUVET AND IT WAS MADE BY BOA
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
ITS NOT CALLED THE LAIN SONG ITS CALLED DUVET AND IT WAS MADE BY BOA
December 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Wanted to play a bit on one of my best friends, accidentally made her think I had a virus, and once I revealed it was a joke to her, she called me light from death note 😭
December 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Reposted by Spruce 🍉
If you can see the video, I kindly ask that you leave a like and comment on it to show your support. You can also support my charity push for The Trevor Project here. Thank you tiltify.com/@rtgamecrowd...
December 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Reposted by Spruce 🍉
I am beyond upset, YouTube has age restricted my video tonight for thinking it depicts real actual gambling. The video is on CloeverPit and contains no real gambling, but does contain a massive charity push for The Trevor Project. Last time this happened I almost quit YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I JSUT FINISHED TURKEY! TIME TO STRIKE AND OH MY GOD ITS SO FUCKING PEAK WTF
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I cannot be pulled away from shitposting, even when making music
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
two types of friends
December 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, stand users are drawn together by some unseen force. This is because all stand users are gay
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
have i been womanposting enough
i love women btw
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Reposted by Spruce 🍉
ask chatgpt:

- hollow templated response
- probably wrong
- wont challenge you
- is not alive
- making the world worse

ask a hot girl:

- anything can happen
- always right
- might be mean to you (nice)
- will remember this interaction for a long time
- is the entire point of having a world
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Reposted by Spruce 🍉
thankful for all the people from these countries 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
If everything goes to plan I should be on HRT before the end of the year!!!!! Yay!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Reposted by Spruce 🍉
Thread on the timeline of events regarding iiSU developer UsagiShade's transphobic remarks because his team keeps ignoring me lol 🧵
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM