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𝘎𝘖𝘛 𝘈 𝘚𝘞𝘌𝘌𝘛 𝘛𝘖𝘖𝘛𝘏 𝘍𝘖𝘙 𝘠𝘖𝘜 ,
𝘔𝘠 𝘋𝘌𝘈𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘛 𝘏𝘖𝘕𝘌𝘠𝘋𝘌𝘞 .ᐟ
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hwhat th ' hell did ah miss .
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hwhat th ' hell did ah miss .
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ᅠᅠᅠ yeah , no , that fucking hurts . to a recoiling point ; as one ' s rough red palm reaches out on instinct for the crustacean ' s head . for the tail fin to take him down with him , more than likely , as the adrenaline and fury kick in .
ᅠᅠᅠ ouuhh .
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[ As for the broom, Shrimpo just takes the hits and swings his own arm straight towards the berry's head. Probably just to restrict the guy's vision. Yeowch! ]
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ᅠᅠᅠ yeah , its immediately used as a means of defense . to block , to hit , 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 . — just to try and fend off the raging shrimp .
`` GETOFFGETOFFGETOUTGE ``
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ᅠᅠᅠ yeah , no , that fucking hurts . to a recoiling point ; as one ' s rough red palm reaches out on instinct for the crustacean ' s head . for the tail fin to take him down with him , more than likely , as the adrenaline and fury kick in .
ᅠᅠᅠ ouuhh .
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ᅠᅠᅠ and without a moment ' s warning .ᐟ.ᐟ damn , shrimpo , kick his can .ᐟ.ᐟ friendly fire will not be tolerated .ᐟ.ᐟ
ᅠᅠᅠ the impact sends sprout back into the kitchen table ; tumbling down , crashing even . and the broom in the chef ' s hands .ᐣ
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[ Shrimpo doesn't even TRY to make another comeback, he just LUNGES AT THE GUY. It's like a feral cat when you get too close. ]
ᅠᅠᅠ and cue an eye twitch . wuh ouh .
`` wanchu t ' try me , shrimp . ah ' ll fry you into tempura before you can even swing . ``
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ᅠᅠᅠ and without a moment ' s warning .ᐟ.ᐟ damn , shrimpo , kick his can .ᐟ.ᐟ friendly fire will not be tolerated .ᐟ.ᐟ
ᅠᅠᅠ the impact sends sprout back into the kitchen table ; tumbling down , crashing even . and the broom in the chef ' s hands .ᐣ
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ᅠᅠᅠ and cue an eye twitch . wuh ouh .
`` wanchu t ' try me , shrimp . ah ' ll fry you into tempura before you can even swing . ``
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[ As he's saying this he's drawing a smile in the flour. Even now he's being silly!!! ]
ᅠᅠᅠ careful , now . grip that broom any tighter and it may snap .ᐟ
`` do . you want uh fight . — ' cause this here is uh sure way ' ve gettin ' one . ``
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ᅠᅠᅠ and cue an eye twitch . wuh ouh .
`` wanchu t ' try me , shrimp . ah ' ll fry you into tempura before you can even swing . ``
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ᅠᅠᅠ careful , now . grip that broom any tighter and it may snap .ᐟ
`` do . you want uh fight . — ' cause this here is uh sure way ' ve gettin ' one . ``
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Thought that was obvious? Or is your brain just as rotten as you?
ᅠᅠᅠ ever wondered how angry a strawberry could get .ᐣ well , feast your eyes .ᐟ —
ᅠᅠᅠ almost 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 upon his impact with the countertop , the chef took a firm hold of the broom already in his hold and shouted ;
`` what is yer deal .ᐣ.ᐣ huh .ᐣ.ᐣ ``
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ᅠᅠᅠ careful , now . grip that broom any tighter and it may snap .ᐟ
`` do . you want uh fight . — ' cause this here is uh sure way ' ve gettin ' one . ``
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ᅠᅠᅠ ever wondered how angry a strawberry could get .ᐣ well , feast your eyes .ᐟ —
ᅠᅠᅠ almost 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 upon his impact with the countertop , the chef took a firm hold of the broom already in his hold and shouted ;
`` what is yer deal .ᐣ.ᐣ huh .ᐣ.ᐣ ``
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[ Moments before slamming said handful onto the counter. You can imagine the mess. ]
ᅠᅠᅠ movement caught from the corner of the chef ' s eye alerts him . his attention snaps , and a hard stare is made straight towards shrimpo .
ᅠᅠᅠ 𝘥𝘰𝘯 ' 𝘵 .
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ᅠᅠᅠ ever wondered how angry a strawberry could get .ᐣ well , feast your eyes .ᐟ —
ᅠᅠᅠ almost 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 upon his impact with the countertop , the chef took a firm hold of the broom already in his hold and shouted ;
`` what is yer deal .ᐣ.ᐣ huh .ᐣ.ᐣ ``
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ᅠᅠᅠ movement caught from the corner of the chef ' s eye alerts him . his attention snaps , and a hard stare is made straight towards shrimpo .
ᅠᅠᅠ 𝘥𝘰𝘯 ' 𝘵 .
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[ . . . ]
[ Shrimpo begins to reach towards something on one of the counters, looks like flour? Uh oh. ]
ᅠᅠᅠ he ' s not really doing much . other than , y ' know . — mumbling to himself , cleaning ; using a borrowed broom for the floors .
ᅠᅠᅠ something to thank tisha for later on , definitely .
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ᅠᅠᅠ movement caught from the corner of the chef ' s eye alerts him . his attention snaps , and a hard stare is made straight towards shrimpo .
ᅠᅠᅠ 𝘥𝘰𝘯 ' 𝘵 .
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ᅠᅠᅠ he ' s not really doing much . other than , y ' know . — mumbling to himself , cleaning ; using a borrowed broom for the floors .
ᅠᅠᅠ something to thank tisha for later on , definitely .
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[ He's just staring at Sprout. Probably waiting for him to do something specific first. ]
ᅠᅠᅠ he ' s not really doing much . other than , y ' know . — mumbling to himself , cleaning ; using a borrowed broom for the floors .
ᅠᅠᅠ something to thank tisha for later on , definitely .
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ᅠᅠᅠ oh .ᐟ lost puppy behavior .ᐟ .. yeah , he ' s going to continue to ignore that .
ᅠᅠᅠ things to do , places to be ; that sorta thing .
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ᅠᅠᅠ he ' s quiet , again .
`` don ' t hafta stick around fer this . walkin ' away now , appetizer . `` ᅠ speaking while turning , duh .ᐟ.ᐟ walking off .ᐟ.ᐟ
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ᅠᅠᅠ oh .ᐟ lost puppy behavior .ᐟ .. yeah , he ' s going to continue to ignore that .
ᅠᅠᅠ things to do , places to be ; that sorta thing .
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ᅠᅠᅠ he ' s quiet , again .
`` don ' t hafta stick around fer this . walkin ' away now , appetizer . `` ᅠ speaking while turning , duh .ᐟ.ᐟ walking off .ᐟ.ᐟ
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That's like a thing, y'know. Self-control? Something you kinda look like you're about to lose...
[ He looks unbelievably smug, considering the implications of that. ]
`` .. right . `` ᅠ oh . cue a subtle eye twitch .ᐟ.ᐟ
`` goobin ' ought t ' teach y ' new manners . preferably before ah take a crack at it . ``
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ᅠᅠᅠ he ' s quiet , again .
`` don ' t hafta stick around fer this . walkin ' away now , appetizer . `` ᅠ speaking while turning , duh .ᐟ.ᐟ walking off .ᐟ.ᐟ
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`` .. right . `` ᅠ oh . cue a subtle eye twitch .ᐟ.ᐟ
`` goobin ' ought t ' teach y ' new manners . preferably before ah take a crack at it . ``
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Nobody thinks YOU'RE cool outside of that half broken TV.
`` ' s better than bein ' as bland as fish n ' chicken . ``
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`` .. right . `` ᅠ oh . cue a subtle eye twitch .ᐟ.ᐟ
`` goobin ' ought t ' teach y ' new manners . preferably before ah take a crack at it . ``
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`` better term is ' bittersweet , ' shrimp . no shame in bein ' an aquired taste . ``
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`` s ' called decency an ' respect . ``
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`` better term is ' bittersweet , ' shrimp . no shame in bein ' an aquired taste . ``
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`` well yers is c - shaped . yet ah don ' t go ' round callin ' you a see - yew - en - tee , now , do i .ᐣ ``
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`` an ' they say friendly fire ain ' t a thing . `` ᅠ muttering .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ
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`` well yers is c - shaped . yet ah don ' t go ' round callin ' you a see - yew - en - tee , now , do i .ᐣ ``
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`` an ' they say friendly fire ain ' t a thing . `` ᅠ muttering .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ
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`` was rude . m ' sorry . ``
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`` an ' they say friendly fire ain ' t a thing . `` ᅠ muttering .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ
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HEH .
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HEH .
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`` too much . ``
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`` too much . ``
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`` back from th ' dead ah see . ``
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`` back from th ' dead ah see . ``
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`` checks out . just .. worried , ' bout er ' nose . was broken last ah checked . ``
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`` checks out . just .. worried , ' bout er ' nose . was broken last ah checked . ``
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`` is .. goobin ' alright .ᐣ still sleepin ' , ah take it .ᐣ ``
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`` is .. goobin ' alright .ᐣ still sleepin ' , ah take it .ᐣ ``
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And good morning to you too Rimey. /silly
And good morning to you too Rimey. /silly
`` well that sure does suck , fried rice compliment .ᐟ cause i ain ' t ledding you try ANYTHING on yer own after this past month . ``
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I'm not letting you do it .
`` you ' think . ' hm hm . ``
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`` well that sure does suck , fried rice compliment .ᐟ cause i ain ' t ledding you try ANYTHING on yer own after this past month . ``
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`` you ' think . ' hm hm . ``
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`` ah ' d rather make sure it gets done right th ' first time . simple as that . ``
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`` you ' think . ' hm hm . ``
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`` ah ' d rather make sure it gets done right th ' first time . simple as that . ``
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`` shrimpo do not make me pin you . ``
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`` ah ' d rather make sure it gets done right th ' first time . simple as that . ``
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`` shrimpo do not make me pin you . ``
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I can do that myself . Pulling glass was fine enough but that stuff hurts even worse . . . I am NOT letting you do it .
ᅠᅠᅠ that ' s for the best .
ᅠᅠᅠ but with the glass gone , guess what ' s next .ᐣ disinfectant and bandage wrapping .ᐟ — featuring a surprise medkit sprout pulls from underneath the sink .
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`` shrimpo do not make me pin you . ``
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