While FaceTiming with my mother, my baby rolled all the way over multiple times for the first time. My mom’s reaction? To ask my daughter “if you can do that, why can’t you crawl yet?”
And it was right then that I realized where it comes from. Why nothing is ever good enough.
And it was right then that I realized where it comes from. Why nothing is ever good enough.
January 29, 2026 at 9:46 PM
While FaceTiming with my mother, my baby rolled all the way over multiple times for the first time. My mom’s reaction? To ask my daughter “if you can do that, why can’t you crawl yet?”
And it was right then that I realized where it comes from. Why nothing is ever good enough.
And it was right then that I realized where it comes from. Why nothing is ever good enough.
Damn, my wife really decided to make me cry on Christmas morning with this surprise. (No AI; made from preset options to match my current style)
December 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Damn, my wife really decided to make me cry on Christmas morning with this surprise. (No AI; made from preset options to match my current style)
With the baby, this was all I had time to contribute to Christmas dinner, but it turned out pretty good!
December 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
With the baby, this was all I had time to contribute to Christmas dinner, but it turned out pretty good!
I told my wife that they announced the winners of the holiday decoration contest and she asked if “the house with the Santa” had won.
I mean, statistically, that was a pretty good guess.
I mean, statistically, that was a pretty good guess.
December 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I told my wife that they announced the winners of the holiday decoration contest and she asked if “the house with the Santa” had won.
I mean, statistically, that was a pretty good guess.
I mean, statistically, that was a pretty good guess.
Last night, after a few drinks, I passed a Hooters that had several lights out so the sign read:
“Ho_ _ _ rs”
And I just read it out loud and cackled the rest of the way to the hotel.
“Ho_ _ _ rs”
And I just read it out loud and cackled the rest of the way to the hotel.
March 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Last night, after a few drinks, I passed a Hooters that had several lights out so the sign read:
“Ho_ _ _ rs”
And I just read it out loud and cackled the rest of the way to the hotel.
“Ho_ _ _ rs”
And I just read it out loud and cackled the rest of the way to the hotel.
Finally got around to making a mount so I can backlight a small Silent Hill save point in the new office.
February 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Finally got around to making a mount so I can backlight a small Silent Hill save point in the new office.
I didn’t realize the baby picture frame I ordered for my wife came with an ink pad to capture their tiny feet, so instead she is getting a frame with my fingerprints to remind her of me building the nursery.
February 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I didn’t realize the baby picture frame I ordered for my wife came with an ink pad to capture their tiny feet, so instead she is getting a frame with my fingerprints to remind her of me building the nursery.
Made some cute LEGO conversation heart macarons for my work team.
February 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Made some cute LEGO conversation heart macarons for my work team.
Ghost plushies are going to have to live on the top shelf for a while. Considering finding some kind of net to help them stay in place.
February 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Ghost plushies are going to have to live on the top shelf for a while. Considering finding some kind of net to help them stay in place.
Sorting through bookcases and man it hurts looking at my Rurouni Kenshin collection knowing now what the author has done.
I guess if it no longer sparks joy I should get rid of it, but that was a huge part of my high school life.
I guess if it no longer sparks joy I should get rid of it, but that was a huge part of my high school life.
February 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Sorting through bookcases and man it hurts looking at my Rurouni Kenshin collection knowing now what the author has done.
I guess if it no longer sparks joy I should get rid of it, but that was a huge part of my high school life.
I guess if it no longer sparks joy I should get rid of it, but that was a huge part of my high school life.
We got two Happy Meals and a booster box of One Piece to open tonight. Let’s go!
January 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
We got two Happy Meals and a booster box of One Piece to open tonight. Let’s go!
Snippet of a perfectly normal conversation between expecting parents.
January 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Snippet of a perfectly normal conversation between expecting parents.
I think my in-laws just invited us to move out into the country and live on a communal farm with them and it honestly isn’t the worst idea today.
January 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I think my in-laws just invited us to move out into the country and live on a communal farm with them and it honestly isn’t the worst idea today.
So when you become a Jedi knight… do they knight you with a lightsaber?
December 24, 2024 at 4:11 PM
So when you become a Jedi knight… do they knight you with a lightsaber?
I just learned that when I crack my knuckles all the time (especially at work) that it is a form of stemming and like, I’ve been messing up my hands for years when I could have just had a fidget??
December 13, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I just learned that when I crack my knuckles all the time (especially at work) that it is a form of stemming and like, I’ve been messing up my hands for years when I could have just had a fidget??
Today, we entered a Roman-themed competitive gingerbread house contest. I don’t have high hopes to win this year, but I love doing these with my wife and it is becoming a favorite Christmas tradition in our house.
December 11, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Today, we entered a Roman-themed competitive gingerbread house contest. I don’t have high hopes to win this year, but I love doing these with my wife and it is becoming a favorite Christmas tradition in our house.
Today’s Lucky pic is a mood.
December 5, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Today’s Lucky pic is a mood.
Ugh 🤢 I hate days when the universe decides it’s time for me to have character development most of all.
December 5, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Ugh 🤢 I hate days when the universe decides it’s time for me to have character development most of all.
Stuffing is just savory bread pudding.
November 28, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Stuffing is just savory bread pudding.
Lucky’s face when I told him the turkey won’t be ready until dinner time.
November 28, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Lucky’s face when I told him the turkey won’t be ready until dinner time.
My curse is that every time I get on the road, my least favorite Christmas carol comes on the radio. Like, how can there be SO MANY songs and yet every time they gotta be pa rum pum pum pum?
November 28, 2024 at 1:07 AM
My curse is that every time I get on the road, my least favorite Christmas carol comes on the radio. Like, how can there be SO MANY songs and yet every time they gotta be pa rum pum pum pum?
Hoping you all have a Lucky Saturday. Took the doggo for a stroll after his appointment to sniff some flowers.
November 16, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Hoping you all have a Lucky Saturday. Took the doggo for a stroll after his appointment to sniff some flowers.
Today was a Lucky day! He started to get his appetite back and would walk around to follow me around the house. He made it back to bed all on his own, too!
November 12, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Today was a Lucky day! He started to get his appetite back and would walk around to follow me around the house. He made it back to bed all on his own, too!
Happy “Do You Have A Military Discount?” Day to all my retail friends.
November 11, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Happy “Do You Have A Military Discount?” Day to all my retail friends.