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'I wish he was dead' vs. 'I want to see him in an orange jumpsuit'

Why can't we have him die in an orange jumpsuit? And all his cult members can remain true to form and emulate him to the end.
December 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
2025 US national security strategy in a nutshell: a grifting autocrat's handbook for the region. Vlad gets whatever he wants west of Putinstan, XJP gets to do the same in Asia, so Chump gets the Americas, FU to Ukr and EU. I'm not sure why nobody's alarmed ...

www.chathamhouse.org/2025/12/trum...
Trump’s new national security strategy: Cut deals, hammer Europe, and tread gently around autocrats
The strategy confirms US volatility and unpredictability: hedging remains the best way for other countries to respond.
www.chathamhouse.org
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Yee haw! Fix up your DeLoreans, we going back in time, y'all.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
All you lovely Christian Evangelical conservative white AND non-white privileged racist mofo POS who voted for all these things to happen ESPECIALLY to CHILDREN, I hope you choke on your turkey this Thanksgiving. Thank you for your attention to this matter, despicable f*ckers.
Trump’s racial profiling ICE goon army is ripping parents from kids
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Hmm... what's El Presidente Chumpa Lumpa going to do when it reaches him 🤔
You might not have caught what just happened on the Senate floor, but the Senate just “deemed as passed” the Epstein resolution.

That means as soon as it arrives from the House, it automatically passes the Senate (with no amendments) and heads to the President’s desk.

Wow.
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Reposted
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Reposted
This is a statement I received from a Epstein survivor who is a Jane Doe.

Share it widely.
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Nobody in his life loves him enough to tell him how stupid he sounds. And how stupid he looks while making those stupid sounds.
Mike Johnson: "The president has ended 8 wars around the globe. All that in 9 months!"
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Me, too.
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I keep seeing comments about how "This SHOULD end him," or "This COULD end him," everywhere, while here I am thinking, "Wake me up when it's ended." More definitive terms, please!

I mean, I've been waiting for a conclusion to this since 2015, like come on already.
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Hark! The court of the Burger King who currently resides in the White Castle dotted with splotches of gold paint is run by jesters who know not of Jack from Jill.
McGovern: You don't even have a health care plan. You been promising one for over a decade and we've never seen it, because it doesn't exist.
November 12, 2025 at 9:11 AM
So the plan is to eliminate the low socio-economic strata of society. Only the wealthy deserve to live.
DeLauro: The president went to the supreme court to deprive kids of food. Unbelievable. And now wants to deny their parents healthcare.
November 12, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I'd like to believe there's more of these ordinary folks standing up and pushing back against cruelty and injustice than we know of. Defending American democracy, freedoms and way of life on home soil. 💙
Not all heroes wear capes. 🙌🙏👇
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM
It's November. Part of the WH no longer exists. A large swathe of people are still ignorant about how tariffs work. And what's in the Epstein files?
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Enjoy Florida, Andy. The gators, hurricanes and angry rich old white plastic people are particularly lovely at this time of the year. Ciao!👋
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
You voted the way you did because you think poor people are the problem? Congratulations. Now the poor are going to be poorer while the rich get richer AND you might never get to vote again.
Walmart and McDonald’s are among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps.

McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.

Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.

See the problem?
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Former prince, deceased financier, ex-duchess, incarcerated madame, aspiring dictator, etc, ... these people do run in the same slimy predatory circles, don't they?
November 4, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Two kinds of people in America: the 'haves' and the 'have-nots'. One of them believes that the other doesn't deserve a dignified life and need to beg for food.
The creatives behind the Mayday Network are excellent story-tellers. Pls spare them a dime or share.💙
www.youtube.com/watch?si=cB3...
Mr. President, Can You Spare a Dime?
YouTube video by The Mayday Network
www.youtube.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Yeah, but the monster has just been credentialed to cover the Pentagon. Welcome to the Chump Horror Show, where you can check out anytime you like but you can never leave ...
Boo! I’m a monster!
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
They must be held accountable.
It’s clear who the aggressors are. Keep remaining nonviolent, and record EVERYTHING. All of these masked ICE thugs will be held accountable.
November 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
"Yo, 'mericuh! Come retrieve your dictator-on-the-loose. And maybe bring a leash and muzzle with you,won't cha?"

*cough* Gawd, you can't take these old, white, cognitively declining racist pedos anywhere fancy! So embarrassing...🤦‍♂️🙄
When you accidentally hit “free roam mode” on your Roomba.
October 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM
At this rate, I shudder to think what other skeletons in his closet will be unearthed. Imagine if we find out that he is *gasps* close to his parents and frequently talks to them! What kind of ghastly family value is that! Goodness, no!
Just in: Zohran Mamdani caught calling someone "bro", but our investigation has unearthed the truth. This person was not, in fact, his biological brother. Why did he lie? Tune in tonight at 10 for this and more breaking news.
October 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
For a person who claims to know a lot about everything, more than anyone in the world, he sure doesn't seem to know anything.
COLLINS: Today you pardoned the founded of Binance. Can you explain why you did that?

TRUMP: Which one was that?

COLLINS: The founder of Binance

TRUMP: I believe we're talking about the same person, because I do pardon a lot of people. I don't know. He was recommended by a lot of people.
October 24, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I feel like one shouldn't marry and procreate with individuals whose signature resembles public hair. Or elect him as president.
Melanoma knew tRump is a scumbag and married him anyway.
October 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This is begging for a caption.
Whatever they’re planning, I hope it’s going to be epic
October 23, 2025 at 12:18 PM