ive been so excited for this!!

not in a dramatic way or anything but unskippable 15 second ads make me want to auto–cannibalize

my cowboy🤠 @jaketkiszka.bsky.social

not to be parasocial but i think sabrina carpenter is flawless in every way and also i know very little about her so if she has flaws, break it to me gently

ive never been the stress eating type but im stressed and i have chocolate in front of me so let’s give it a try

Bluesky asked my interests and “dumbass posts” wasn’t an option

i literally only just joined but this already feels like an app i won’t dread opening every single time 😅