Spooky Sammy
@spookysammy.bsky.social
Sammy- college student, online feeding my neopets.
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Sometimes working for wealthy people is cool because they're like- "hey I saw that guy was mean to you for no reason, so I brought you a whole pizza byeeee"
November 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Sometimes working for wealthy people is cool because they're like- "hey I saw that guy was mean to you for no reason, so I brought you a whole pizza byeeee"
Lol the local marathon completely blocked us into our house. Mandatory day off, apparently.
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Lol the local marathon completely blocked us into our house. Mandatory day off, apparently.
Filled my entire desktop aquarium with orcas. Crashed the computer at work doing it. 👍
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Filled my entire desktop aquarium with orcas. Crashed the computer at work doing it. 👍
My shrimps exploded in the microwave...
November 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My shrimps exploded in the microwave...
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the enchanting shape of Pig
March 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
the enchanting shape of Pig
Why do latte machines at the car dealership slap so hard and how can I get one?
October 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Why do latte machines at the car dealership slap so hard and how can I get one?
Just had a guy running the dumbest scam I've seen a minute.
He claimed he was with the federal reserve.
It's saturday. And the government is shut down.
He claimed he was with the federal reserve.
It's saturday. And the government is shut down.
October 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Just had a guy running the dumbest scam I've seen a minute.
He claimed he was with the federal reserve.
It's saturday. And the government is shut down.
He claimed he was with the federal reserve.
It's saturday. And the government is shut down.
It's gonna be a long day. I've only been at work for 23 minutes and someone already caused a car accident.
When you back up your car, please make sure to put it back in drive when you want to go forward lol
When you back up your car, please make sure to put it back in drive when you want to go forward lol
October 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
It's gonna be a long day. I've only been at work for 23 minutes and someone already caused a car accident.
When you back up your car, please make sure to put it back in drive when you want to go forward lol
When you back up your car, please make sure to put it back in drive when you want to go forward lol
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Happy Birthday @spookysammy.bsky.social
October 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Happy Birthday @spookysammy.bsky.social
Saw a sovereign citizen in real life for the first time.
They had a license plate with all 8s and "sovereign citizen" printed where the state would normally be.
I'm not fully caught up on sovereign silliness, so I'm not sure if the 8s mean anything specific, but wow.
They had a license plate with all 8s and "sovereign citizen" printed where the state would normally be.
I'm not fully caught up on sovereign silliness, so I'm not sure if the 8s mean anything specific, but wow.
October 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Saw a sovereign citizen in real life for the first time.
They had a license plate with all 8s and "sovereign citizen" printed where the state would normally be.
I'm not fully caught up on sovereign silliness, so I'm not sure if the 8s mean anything specific, but wow.
They had a license plate with all 8s and "sovereign citizen" printed where the state would normally be.
I'm not fully caught up on sovereign silliness, so I'm not sure if the 8s mean anything specific, but wow.
I swear pho is the most potent healing item on the planet. I've always felt immediately better every time I've had it.
September 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I swear pho is the most potent healing item on the planet. I've always felt immediately better every time I've had it.
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sam: hey I ate your pizza in the freezer while you were gone and it sucked
me: what pizza
sam: the pizza with sausage on it
me: i didn't buy pizza with sausage on it
sam: neither did i, i would never buy pizza with sausage on it
me: neither would i
me: what pizza
sam: the pizza with sausage on it
me: i didn't buy pizza with sausage on it
sam: neither did i, i would never buy pizza with sausage on it
me: neither would i
September 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
sam: hey I ate your pizza in the freezer while you were gone and it sucked
me: what pizza
sam: the pizza with sausage on it
me: i didn't buy pizza with sausage on it
sam: neither did i, i would never buy pizza with sausage on it
me: neither would i
me: what pizza
sam: the pizza with sausage on it
me: i didn't buy pizza with sausage on it
sam: neither did i, i would never buy pizza with sausage on it
me: neither would i
One of the only male teachers I ever had was a conspiracy freak who thought vaccines caused autism, and that the nazis found a source of magic power but were too late to use it to win the war.
my sophomore history teacher taught us that the moon landing was fake and sandy hook was a false flag operation. also said every representative that voted for obamacare should be publicly executed. So that was weird
One teacher told us “apartheid was good for S Africa;” another lectured that FDR “ruined the country” by making Americans “lazy;” yet another wld force us to watch Alan Greenspan lectures and preface them by saying “now that’s a smart Jew” (the teacher ofc was not Jewish)
September 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
One of the only male teachers I ever had was a conspiracy freak who thought vaccines caused autism, and that the nazis found a source of magic power but were too late to use it to win the war.
I think about her every damn day...
September 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I think about her every damn day...
Poltergeist 2 might be the only horror movie that has permanently changed my daily habits.
I can't ever drink something without inspecting the glass first, otherwise the tequila worm monster might get me.
I can't ever drink something without inspecting the glass first, otherwise the tequila worm monster might get me.
September 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Poltergeist 2 might be the only horror movie that has permanently changed my daily habits.
I can't ever drink something without inspecting the glass first, otherwise the tequila worm monster might get me.
I can't ever drink something without inspecting the glass first, otherwise the tequila worm monster might get me.
I feel like people are starting to forget that landline phones still exist.
The number of complaints I've gotten from people at work about not responding to texts sent to our landlines is crazy.
The number of complaints I've gotten from people at work about not responding to texts sent to our landlines is crazy.
September 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I feel like people are starting to forget that landline phones still exist.
The number of complaints I've gotten from people at work about not responding to texts sent to our landlines is crazy.
The number of complaints I've gotten from people at work about not responding to texts sent to our landlines is crazy.
We went to the beach this morning, and the whole shore was covered in fruits??
Like apples, oranges, and a watermelon? It was a lot of fruit really far apart all across the beach. What was up with that
Like apples, oranges, and a watermelon? It was a lot of fruit really far apart all across the beach. What was up with that
September 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
We went to the beach this morning, and the whole shore was covered in fruits??
Like apples, oranges, and a watermelon? It was a lot of fruit really far apart all across the beach. What was up with that
Like apples, oranges, and a watermelon? It was a lot of fruit really far apart all across the beach. What was up with that
Maybe it was a mistake to drink 16 fluid ounces of prune juice before getting on a plane.
August 10, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Maybe it was a mistake to drink 16 fluid ounces of prune juice before getting on a plane.
A guy at work saw me playing the anime horse girl game on my phone and only said "ahh, that." In the most disaffected voice I've ever heard.
July 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
A guy at work saw me playing the anime horse girl game on my phone and only said "ahh, that." In the most disaffected voice I've ever heard.
Saw this beautiful tribute to Divine on my trip to Baltimore.
July 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Saw this beautiful tribute to Divine on my trip to Baltimore.
Might fuck around and become a gnostic.
See if blaming all my problems on the demiurge helps me feel better about life.
See if blaming all my problems on the demiurge helps me feel better about life.
June 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Might fuck around and become a gnostic.
See if blaming all my problems on the demiurge helps me feel better about life.
See if blaming all my problems on the demiurge helps me feel better about life.