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Spooky Sammy
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Sammy- college student, online feeding my neopets.

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I'm going to go support a small business today!

"There's a 3 dollar uncharge for using regular milk in this smoothie instead of seed milk."

I can not afford to keep supporting small businesses!
January 26, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Got to work this morning and there was a singular chicken salad sandwich sitting on the doorstep with a doordash receipt for 3:34am??

I have questions.
January 23, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Youtube just recommended me an all-time classic. I unironically do this because of him.
January 22, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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This is how you get forklift certified btw
January 21, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I think autoimmune flares are just silly.

What do you mean that getting a little too stressed makes my body reject water?

I'm just forced to be happy or I dont get access to saliva anymore?
January 22, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Remembering her fondly
8 pounds of Chinese food for tonight
January 17, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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my beautiful srimp cake
January 17, 2026 at 1:35 PM
My coworker fell and busted her teeth- she went in to the dentist to get it fixed about 7 hours ago and just now emailed me.

The email just says "It better. Thank you,"

What the hell did they just put her through omg
January 8, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I was talking to Desmond about the TV shows I wanted to show him, and realized both were Netflix anime about characters who have to resist the urge to eat their partners.

2 nickles, but also what does this say about me as a person?
January 7, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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i miss when this guy was the only LLM
a man in a suit is holding a pink object
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a pink object
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 3:32 AM
The dentist now has me listed as high risk for cavities because I have sjogrens syndrome.

This is ass, I take good care of my teeth, but being chronically dry is ruining my mouth and I hate it here. What do you mean I need prescription toothpaste??
January 7, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I was asking for horror manga recommendations. Someone told me to read Made in Abyss and go into it blind.

First time in my life I've ever read something with 0 information beforehand and actually regretted not looking it up first.
January 6, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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There's a whole generation that learned irony before sincerity and now they're trapped. Can't be earnest without a layer of self-deprecation. Can't be enthusiastic without signaling awareness of how cringe enthusiasm is.

The price of never being vulnerable is never connecting.
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My friends got me into Heathcliff comics, and I'm obsessed with how otherworldly they feel.

It's like looking at memes that have been 50 times removed from the source material and are incomprehensible now.
December 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Libraries really are amazing. I contacted my library a few months ago asking if they could get me a specific audiobook through libby, and they did!

It really is insane that something this useful is just free to use and make requests. I will never stop hyping libraries.
December 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Extended family is saying the n word at Christmas again, God help me
December 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I swear nothing gives me more social anxiety than being the last customer in a place before it closes.

I'm so sorry, please forgive me.
December 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My youtube wrapped just told me to kill myself
December 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
A lady in front of me at the store today was trying to use some kind of scam MAGA credit card thing at the checkout.

I'm trying to find a picture of it online so I can show my friends, but I keep finding OTHER Trump scam cards.

Where do old people even find these super obscure grifts to buy into?
December 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
We went to the bar and they have a TV playing Sonic Underground???
December 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
At a japanese restaurant in south carolina and the waitress asked if I want sweet tea with my sushi like its a standard expectation here.

Fascinating
December 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
There are some classic movies I've never watched, and it's purely to save some wonderful new experiences for myself in the future.

I've never seen No Country for Old Men or Ghost in the Shell. I know that I will love them someday, and that keeps the magic of movies alive for me even as an adult.
December 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Got my colonoscopy, and that anesthesia really is like a truth serum.

Apparently I was just asking people for soda instead of divulging dark secrets though.
December 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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and a happy neopets advent calendar to all who celebrate
December 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM