Threads is a horrifying place I posted one outfit photo where I am wearing a skirt that goes down to my shins and 230 horny internet creeps liked it and 100 started following me
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Threads is a horrifying place I posted one outfit photo where I am wearing a skirt that goes down to my shins and 230 horny internet creeps liked it and 100 started following me
Feeling wildly insecure and inadequate but the good news is I made an appt to get my stomach tattooed so I’m sure that will fix everything including the underlying issue
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Feeling wildly insecure and inadequate but the good news is I made an appt to get my stomach tattooed so I’m sure that will fix everything including the underlying issue
Nothing more humbling than having a complete n total contamination ocd meltdown at 3am because your throat feels weird and you think you’re getting your baby sick only to realize your house is like 63° and the air is dry and THAT is the issue
May 10, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Nothing more humbling than having a complete n total contamination ocd meltdown at 3am because your throat feels weird and you think you’re getting your baby sick only to realize your house is like 63° and the air is dry and THAT is the issue
Spending hours walking around in the middle of the night trying to get your baby to sleep while every other living thing in your house is asleep feels like psychological torture
May 8, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Spending hours walking around in the middle of the night trying to get your baby to sleep while every other living thing in your house is asleep feels like psychological torture
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“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing
May 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing
You know what makes being past your due date way less stressful and annoying? Being constantly bombarded by texts from people demanding to know why you haven’t had the baby yet and *when* you will :)
April 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
You know what makes being past your due date way less stressful and annoying? Being constantly bombarded by texts from people demanding to know why you haven’t had the baby yet and *when* you will :)
Nothing gives me a lil giggle like a targeted ad in 2025 bc one thing I’ll tell you for free is that I do not have money to buy even necessities let alone earrings or perfumes that smell like croissants
April 8, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Nothing gives me a lil giggle like a targeted ad in 2025 bc one thing I’ll tell you for free is that I do not have money to buy even necessities let alone earrings or perfumes that smell like croissants
Yesterday someone was at my front door which never happens and I was very annoyed until I realized it was my 15 y/o next door neighbor bringing me 30 mini panzarottis that I forgot I had ordered from him for a school fundraiser
March 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Yesterday someone was at my front door which never happens and I was very annoyed until I realized it was my 15 y/o next door neighbor bringing me 30 mini panzarottis that I forgot I had ordered from him for a school fundraiser
It could be bc I am 89 years pregnant and grumpy and beyond sleep deprived bc my toddler no longer sleeps for whatever reason but when people who do not have kids or any experience with kids give me unsolicited and unfounded parenting advice I want to bonk them over the head w a frying pan
March 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
It could be bc I am 89 years pregnant and grumpy and beyond sleep deprived bc my toddler no longer sleeps for whatever reason but when people who do not have kids or any experience with kids give me unsolicited and unfounded parenting advice I want to bonk them over the head w a frying pan
I haven’t had lucky charms since I was probably like 8 but I find myself thinking about lucky charms an awful lot lately
March 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I haven’t had lucky charms since I was probably like 8 but I find myself thinking about lucky charms an awful lot lately
I want a cold brew that is so big and I am not allowed to have a cold brew at all not even one that is so small
March 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I want a cold brew that is so big and I am not allowed to have a cold brew at all not even one that is so small
Me: I have got to budget and pinch every single penny
Also me: hmmm 10% off of a $3,500 greenhouse is a BARGAIN I couldn’t possibly pass up……….l
Also me: hmmm 10% off of a $3,500 greenhouse is a BARGAIN I couldn’t possibly pass up……….l
February 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Me: I have got to budget and pinch every single penny
Also me: hmmm 10% off of a $3,500 greenhouse is a BARGAIN I couldn’t possibly pass up……….l
Also me: hmmm 10% off of a $3,500 greenhouse is a BARGAIN I couldn’t possibly pass up……….l
Every day I come to my silly job and it’s always “early do this” “early do that” and never “early here is a cookie cake just for you to eat all of at your leisure”
February 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Every day I come to my silly job and it’s always “early do this” “early do that” and never “early here is a cookie cake just for you to eat all of at your leisure”
Ok I had my echocardiogram today pls cross your fingers that my heart is normal and fine and ok bc I simply cannot handle any other outcome :)
February 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Ok I had my echocardiogram today pls cross your fingers that my heart is normal and fine and ok bc I simply cannot handle any other outcome :)
In case anyone was wondering I am Doing Bad and straight up having a Very Bad Time. Thinking about bonking my head thru a wall or perhaps screaming til I pass out. I will keep you posted on what I choose and if it helps.
February 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
In case anyone was wondering I am Doing Bad and straight up having a Very Bad Time. Thinking about bonking my head thru a wall or perhaps screaming til I pass out. I will keep you posted on what I choose and if it helps.
Thinking about a specific thing my mom made for dinner sometimes but cannot actually recall what it is like. At all. And if I wanna ask her about it I gotta go to a medium. Great.
February 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Thinking about a specific thing my mom made for dinner sometimes but cannot actually recall what it is like. At all. And if I wanna ask her about it I gotta go to a medium. Great.
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The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin
NEW - Ottawa Senators fans booed the American national anthem at the beginning of tonight’s hockey game.
February 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin
Insane how these guys are about to mug me apparently
January 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Insane how these guys are about to mug me apparently
They’ve got me surrounded and they are looking…..threatening
January 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
They’ve got me surrounded and they are looking…..threatening
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So fascinated by the human impulse to be like 'wow, this food sanitation practice really improved the quality and safety of food, what an amazing development, we should definitely stop doing it.'
January 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
So fascinated by the human impulse to be like 'wow, this food sanitation practice really improved the quality and safety of food, what an amazing development, we should definitely stop doing it.'
When I went to the cardiologist this week the nurse was like “oh look at your little belly! What are you, like 4 months in?” Ma’am I beg your pardon I am 30 weeks and feel like mister bobinsky but thank you for the compliment
January 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
When I went to the cardiologist this week the nurse was like “oh look at your little belly! What are you, like 4 months in?” Ma’am I beg your pardon I am 30 weeks and feel like mister bobinsky but thank you for the compliment
Me: wow what a week amirite! Thank goodness Thursday is my work from home day and I can regroup!
Me this fine Thursday morning: *wakes up to frozen pipes and zero running water*
Me this fine Thursday morning: *wakes up to frozen pipes and zero running water*
January 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Me: wow what a week amirite! Thank goodness Thursday is my work from home day and I can regroup!
Me this fine Thursday morning: *wakes up to frozen pipes and zero running water*
Me this fine Thursday morning: *wakes up to frozen pipes and zero running water*