SpongeKake
@spongekake.bsky.social
Instigator, bad grammarer, Golfer, Mechanic, Drummer, Independent. Go Cs! Go Bs! Go Pats!
"Imagine how stupid the average person is then realize half of all people are stupider than that." ...George Carlin
"We are all born Atheist." ...Ricky Gervais
"Imagine how stupid the average person is then realize half of all people are stupider than that." ...George Carlin
"We are all born Atheist." ...Ricky Gervais
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Is this real? From Newsome's press office.
January 6, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Is this real? From Newsome's press office.
The dumbest people in history.
January 4, 2026 at 9:56 PM
The dumbest people in history.
Pam Bondi made him bleed when she nicked him with her ring... That's funny considering how little he bled from a gun shot wound.
Oh my goodness, this Wall Street Journal piece about Trump's ailing health that includes an interview with him (gift link). There are a number of ridiculous details in it and I'll put a few of them in this thread. (1/6)
Exclusive | As Signs of Aging Emerge, Trump Responds With Defiance
In an interview, President Trump—the oldest man to assume the office—said he has eschewed some advice from his doctors and regrets getting advanced imaging.
www.wsj.com
January 1, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Pam Bondi made him bleed when she nicked him with her ring... That's funny considering how little he bled from a gun shot wound.
I'm gonna tell everyone this is Laura Loomer.
December 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I'm gonna tell everyone this is Laura Loomer.
Me the morning I wake up and find out he's dead.
December 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Me the morning I wake up and find out he's dead.
At some point in future, we are going to be yelling at Ai like it's our children.
December 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
At some point in future, we are going to be yelling at Ai like it's our children.
I didn't lose my weed this time, I lost my glass of wine.
December 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I didn't lose my weed this time, I lost my glass of wine.
Social media made everyone think that they are important.
You are not!
You are not!
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Social media made everyone think that they are important.
You are not!
You are not!
History won't remember who Charlie Kirk was.
He's the equivalent of stepping in dog shit.
He's the equivalent of stepping in dog shit.
December 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
History won't remember who Charlie Kirk was.
He's the equivalent of stepping in dog shit.
He's the equivalent of stepping in dog shit.
100% Mamdani has a copy of the Bubba blowjob pic.
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
100% Mamdani has a copy of the Bubba blowjob pic.
Trump got they sloppy seconds.
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Trump got they sloppy seconds.
The question now is, who did Trump actually blow?
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The question now is, who did Trump actually blow?
So far, crickets over at Truth Social from DJT.
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
So far, crickets over at Truth Social from DJT.
What the under and over before Trump bombs Greenland after today?
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
What the under and over before Trump bombs Greenland after today?
Nancy Drew: Mystery of the Subway Sandwich.
November 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Nancy Drew: Mystery of the Subway Sandwich.
THANK FUCKING GOD!
JUST IN: Nancy Pelosi, the first female speaker of the House, won't seek re-election, ending a nearly 40-year career in Congress.
Nancy Pelosi, first female speaker of the House, won't seek re-election to Congress
The California Democrat led her party in the House for two decades. Her decision will open up her San Francisco-based seat for the first time in nearly 40 years.
nbcnews.to
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
THANK FUCKING GOD!
Trumps message now is, "We can't win on policy, so end the filibuster and take it all by force."
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Trumps message now is, "We can't win on policy, so end the filibuster and take it all by force."
Tomorrow morning...
"Rigged Elections"... Donald Trump.
"Rigged Elections"... Donald Trump.
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Tomorrow morning...
"Rigged Elections"... Donald Trump.
"Rigged Elections"... Donald Trump.