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@splootie.bsky.social
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If you love me would you pick my nose for me if i couldnt do it myself
February 3, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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i got a hankering for chicken fried egg
February 2, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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thinking about that one gillian welch song about the girl who’s just so dirty
February 1, 2026 at 4:10 PM
splootie.bsky.social
Y’a’ll,,,,,,,
splootie.bsky.social campylobacter @splootie.bsky.social · 5d
am i growing balls?
January 30, 2026 at 7:33 AM
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am i growing balls?
January 30, 2026 at 7:23 AM
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Giving u a jar of my used contact lenses bc I Love You
January 30, 2026 at 7:05 AM
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i think my left leg. might rot off
January 30, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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i adore my friends
January 30, 2026 at 7:03 AM
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what if there was a popemobile but instead of the pope it was poop
January 30, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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who up reading the wikipedia page for lard
January 29, 2026 at 7:59 AM
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w0lfertinger666.bsky.social
sk8ter kitty girl
(she/her for Hitomi) 🐈🏳️‍⚧️🛹⛓️
art that depicts four different drawings of a grey anthropomorphic cat that is a gender non conforming trans woman named Hitomi. she is grey and white with a darker gradient on her arms along with white stripes on her arms and white fingers. her paw pad color on her hand paw is pink. in the first pose on the left, she is raising/waving her left arm while carrying a skateboard in her right arm/hand. she wears a black tank top that slightly reveals her tummy and boxers. her pants are green and baggy, with pockets and pouches on them along with chains and a mouse keycharm. she has three different belts that all loop around each other, the first belt having a giant skull design on it. and she also wears black shoes that are almost covered by her pants in the second pose on the bottom right, she wears a tight fitting maroon top that reveals her belly and happy trail all while her pants are unbuckled and slightly sagging, revealing her boxers/bulge. the drawing in the middle right is a chibi version of her that's drawn in a cat loafing position with colorful blue text that reads "LOAF !" the final drawing on the top right is another chibi version of her, a little more detailed. she wears the same outfit from the first pose on the left and is riding her skateboard (that has a blue snow leopard design on the skate deck)
January 27, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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every day i hope chicken spawns in my house so i can make nashville hot but i will not be going to the grocery store to get jt
January 27, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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im horny for a good baguette
January 27, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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prisonculture.bsky.social
From a FB post about Alex Pretti:
TEXT: I was Alex Pretti’s final nursing student. He was my friend and my nursing mentor. For the past four months, I stood shoulder to shoulder with him during my capstone preceptorship at the Minneapolis VA Hospital. There he trained me to care for the sickest of the sick as an ICU nurse. He taught me how to care for arterial and central lines, the intricacies of managing multiple IVs filled with lifesaving solutions, and how to watch over every heartbeat, every breath, and every flicker of life, ready to act the moment they wavered. Techniques intended to heal. Alex carried patience, compassion and calm as a steady light within him. Even at the very end, that light was there. I recognized his familiar stillness and signature calm composure shining through during those unbearable final moments captured on camera. It does not surprise me that his final words were, “Are you okay?” Caring for people was at the core of who he was. He was incapable of causing harm. He lived a life of healing, and he lived it well. Alex believed strongly in the Second Amendment and in the rights rooted in our Constitution and its amendments. He spoke out for justice and peace whenever he could, not only out of obligation, but out of a belief that we are more connected than divided, and that communication would bring us together. TEXT: I want his family to know his legacy lives on. I am a better nurse because of the wisdom and skills he instilled in me. I carry his light with me into every room, letting it guide and steady my hands as I heal and care for those in need. Please honor my friend by standing up for peace, preferably with a cup of black coffee in hand and a couple of pieces of candy in your pocket, just as he would. He would remind you that caring for others is hard work, and we must do whatever it takes to get through the long shifts. Step outside with your dog, breathe in the world, hike or bike as he loved to do, and let yourself find peace in the quiet moments within nature. Stand up for justice and speak with those whose views differ from your own. Hold your beliefs with strength, but always extend love outward, even in the face of adversity. Take one step, no matter how small, to help heal our world. Through these acts, carry his light forward in his name. Let his legacy continue to heal.
January 26, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 5:39 AM
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i love eavesdropping at the gym bc it seems everyone there who isnt gay is an adult who still goes to youth group
January 23, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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just frew up in my mouf
January 23, 2026 at 7:14 AM
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i love oomfs
January 23, 2026 at 7:13 AM
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(points at you)
hey you Don't have to pay for TurboTax
January 22, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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He’s bouncin on my booty cheeks i love the way he rides i can hardly breathe when he’s pumpin deep inside
January 22, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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tboy named Pissy Shitties
January 22, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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tboy named Bleb
January 20, 2026 at 6:42 AM
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tboy named Bionomial Nomenclature
January 20, 2026 at 6:37 AM
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tboy named Monoclonal Antibody
January 20, 2026 at 6:37 AM
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tboy named Necrotic Tissue
January 20, 2026 at 6:30 AM