split (bibl binpan)
@split.tokaite.io
i'm jaming. i'm jaming!!
and i love @phantomrocket.bsky.social!!
south dakota is dog shit sorry
and i love @phantomrocket.bsky.social!!
south dakota is dog shit sorry
I desperately want to invent a device that causes physical pain to people who request technical support and the only information they provide is "thing don't work"
February 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I desperately want to invent a device that causes physical pain to people who request technical support and the only information they provide is "thing don't work"
"But... doing things carefully is hard! My passion to do it all quickly gets in the way!" never has a character been more relatable to me than taiki shuttle
February 10, 2026 at 6:09 PM
"But... doing things carefully is hard! My passion to do it all quickly gets in the way!" never has a character been more relatable to me than taiki shuttle
i am legally obligated to remind everyone that the best persona game is actually to Tokyo Mirage Sessions # FE
February 10, 2026 at 1:41 PM
i am legally obligated to remind everyone that the best persona game is actually to Tokyo Mirage Sessions # FE
age verification?
i've played ultima 6 in CGA
i've played ultima 6 in CGA
age verification?
Writer Rabbit on DOS, and having to launch Gizmos & Gadgets from command line with the VGA flag
Writer Rabbit on DOS, and having to launch Gizmos & Gadgets from command line with the VGA flag
age verification?
i used AOL instant messenger, IRC, and dial-up internet
i used AOL instant messenger, IRC, and dial-up internet
February 10, 2026 at 4:48 AM
age verification?
i've played ultima 6 in CGA
i've played ultima 6 in CGA
i can't believe umamusume has a skill called 99 problems
February 9, 2026 at 11:16 AM
i can't believe umamusume has a skill called 99 problems
i keep sending cygames emails about this crash that end with the phrase "If Support is capable of reading emails and replying with words other than templates, please tell me about your favorite food."
i have yet to learn about anyone's favorite food :(
i have yet to learn about anyone's favorite food :(
February 3, 2026 at 9:33 PM
i keep sending cygames emails about this crash that end with the phrase "If Support is capable of reading emails and replying with words other than templates, please tell me about your favorite food."
i have yet to learn about anyone's favorite food :(
i have yet to learn about anyone's favorite food :(
I would like to not find extra bugs at work while trying to walk a customer through working around the other bugs in this damn software
And I would like to be abLE TO FIX THE DAMN BUGS HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
And I would like to be abLE TO FIX THE DAMN BUGS HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
February 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I would like to not find extra bugs at work while trying to walk a customer through working around the other bugs in this damn software
And I would like to be abLE TO FIX THE DAMN BUGS HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
And I would like to be abLE TO FIX THE DAMN BUGS HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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If Sakura Bakushin O is so good why isn’t she Sakura Bakushin ◎
January 30, 2026 at 3:56 PM
If Sakura Bakushin O is so good why isn’t she Sakura Bakushin ◎
i was not joking when i told them i'd email them every single time it happened. one day maybe cygames will decide to actually do THE VAGUEST BIT OF FUCKING WORK into looking into this bug
January 31, 2026 at 2:45 AM
i was not joking when i told them i'd email them every single time it happened. one day maybe cygames will decide to actually do THE VAGUEST BIT OF FUCKING WORK into looking into this bug
my lack of certs and degree gets me screened from jobs i could do
but without those i can't get a job that would give me money to get those
but without those i can't get a job that would give me money to get those
January 29, 2026 at 8:00 PM
my lack of certs and degree gets me screened from jobs i could do
but without those i can't get a job that would give me money to get those
but without those i can't get a job that would give me money to get those
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OH SO WHEN *SOMEONE ELSE* DOES IT
i also think game critics should score
January 28, 2026 at 4:44 AM
OH SO WHEN *SOMEONE ELSE* DOES IT
silence suzuka and byleth are the same character and you can't convince me otherwise
January 22, 2026 at 1:16 PM
silence suzuka and byleth are the same character and you can't convince me otherwise
update: my phone still force reboots while playing umamusume
also update: cygames support is the absolute bottom of the fucking barrel. just completely shit tier.
also update: cygames support is the absolute bottom of the fucking barrel. just completely shit tier.
January 17, 2026 at 7:32 AM
update: my phone still force reboots while playing umamusume
also update: cygames support is the absolute bottom of the fucking barrel. just completely shit tier.
also update: cygames support is the absolute bottom of the fucking barrel. just completely shit tier.
thoughts and prayers for @phantomrocket.bsky.social, who had to put up with my new york tamamo cross impression on the way to work
[in a bad new york voice] SUPER CREEK, NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY FUCKIN GOO GOO BABIES
[in a bad new york voice] SUPER CREEK, NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY FUCKIN GOO GOO BABIES
January 15, 2026 at 1:39 PM
thoughts and prayers for @phantomrocket.bsky.social, who had to put up with my new york tamamo cross impression on the way to work
[in a bad new york voice] SUPER CREEK, NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY FUCKIN GOO GOO BABIES
[in a bad new york voice] SUPER CREEK, NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY FUCKIN GOO GOO BABIES
i can't express how much i hate cygames support. they have managed to take the #1 spot for "worst support I've ever dealt with"
January 14, 2026 at 1:00 PM
i can't express how much i hate cygames support. they have managed to take the #1 spot for "worst support I've ever dealt with"
my brain has no problem seeing the acronym CBT, figuring out which meaning it is in context, and not giving it a second thought
but any time I see the acronym CBD, my brain immediately goes "cock and balls dorture"
but any time I see the acronym CBD, my brain immediately goes "cock and balls dorture"
January 7, 2026 at 5:53 AM
my brain has no problem seeing the acronym CBT, figuring out which meaning it is in context, and not giving it a second thought
but any time I see the acronym CBD, my brain immediately goes "cock and balls dorture"
but any time I see the acronym CBD, my brain immediately goes "cock and balls dorture"
we are now on email 3 of "split attempts to get umamusume support to tell him what problem they believe he's reported"
i do not think this is like, a particularly complicated request, but it's beyond them so far
i do not think this is like, a particularly complicated request, but it's beyond them so far
January 7, 2026 at 4:11 AM
we are now on email 3 of "split attempts to get umamusume support to tell him what problem they believe he's reported"
i do not think this is like, a particularly complicated request, but it's beyond them so far
i do not think this is like, a particularly complicated request, but it's beyond them so far
it's extremely normal when i have to write "Can you please confirm, in your own words, what the problem you believe I'm reporting is?" in a support email, right?
January 4, 2026 at 1:51 PM
it's extremely normal when i have to write "Can you please confirm, in your own words, what the problem you believe I'm reporting is?" in a support email, right?
i spent the last twenty minutes half awake, convinced there had been a season 3 of love live! sunshine!! where dia became a goddess (literally) and, among other things, created what i can only describe aesthetically as a "roman fuck palace"
December 29, 2025 at 11:16 AM
i spent the last twenty minutes half awake, convinced there had been a season 3 of love live! sunshine!! where dia became a goddess (literally) and, among other things, created what i can only describe aesthetically as a "roman fuck palace"
I AM A SINGLE ISSUE MTG FAN AND MY SINGLE ISSUE IS "LEGALIZE SHAHRAZAD"
NO COMBO'S NO BULL SHIT I ONLY PLAY REAL MAGIC CARD'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I AM A SINGLE ISSUE MTG FAN AND MY SINGLE ISSUE IS "LEGALIZE SHAHRAZAD"
time to try out horizon's gate, thanks to the recommendation of @dominictarason.com!
December 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
time to try out horizon's gate, thanks to the recommendation of @dominictarason.com!
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I should stop forgetting about this place and maybe attempt to be a little more social
hi
here are my cats, merry crim
hi
here are my cats, merry crim
December 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I should stop forgetting about this place and maybe attempt to be a little more social
hi
here are my cats, merry crim
hi
here are my cats, merry crim
ep12 of gnosia felt like a real weak episode to have a break on
i don't think this is a popular opinion tho
i don't think this is a popular opinion tho
December 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
ep12 of gnosia felt like a real weak episode to have a break on
i don't think this is a popular opinion tho
i don't think this is a popular opinion tho
there's a reason you can't buy gigabyte g24f2 monitors anymore
December 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
there's a reason you can't buy gigabyte g24f2 monitors anymore
i understand why they don't conceptually, but i really wish my company would just let me be a grody code gremlin and fix bugs that piss me off in some of our software when i find them
(note - I'm talking about real basic slapdick shit)
(note - I'm talking about real basic slapdick shit)
December 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
i understand why they don't conceptually, but i really wish my company would just let me be a grody code gremlin and fix bugs that piss me off in some of our software when i find them
(note - I'm talking about real basic slapdick shit)
(note - I'm talking about real basic slapdick shit)