Splatarino 🔞
@splatarino.bsky.social
AD of @Clownyeensplat.bsky.social
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They/Her Honk/honk
Lvl 23
Minors DNI
Pfp 🎨: @pawgoop.bsky.social
Major toon simpage
They/Her Honk/honk
Lvl 23
Minors DNI
Pfp 🎨: @pawgoop.bsky.social
Y'know after partaking in a heap load of ABDL clown role plays, purchasing lots of ABDL clown accessories, and the many pie shenanigans I've had involving such I've finally said fuck it we ball and made an entire ABDL account
There are of course always ways to make clowning even more humiliating
There are of course always ways to make clowning even more humiliating
February 3, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Y'know after partaking in a heap load of ABDL clown role plays, purchasing lots of ABDL clown accessories, and the many pie shenanigans I've had involving such I've finally said fuck it we ball and made an entire ABDL account
There are of course always ways to make clowning even more humiliating
There are of course always ways to make clowning even more humiliating
On one hand I have a sizeable amount saved up for something big I've been planning on for quite some time and I'm getting quite close
On the other hand I see that excess money and get a tempting urge to comm Hoppo from the Wuzzles squashing me flat by sitting on me
This takes a heavily strong will
On the other hand I see that excess money and get a tempting urge to comm Hoppo from the Wuzzles squashing me flat by sitting on me
This takes a heavily strong will
January 23, 2026 at 11:37 AM
On one hand I have a sizeable amount saved up for something big I've been planning on for quite some time and I'm getting quite close
On the other hand I see that excess money and get a tempting urge to comm Hoppo from the Wuzzles squashing me flat by sitting on me
This takes a heavily strong will
On the other hand I see that excess money and get a tempting urge to comm Hoppo from the Wuzzles squashing me flat by sitting on me
This takes a heavily strong will
So for the three last times I got high:
I ordered shaving cream along with my doordash order when I had the munchies
Next time I bought a new clown nose and browsed UMD for the first time in a while
And now this time I full on covered myself in shaving cream
Which one of you jokers is lacing me
I ordered shaving cream along with my doordash order when I had the munchies
Next time I bought a new clown nose and browsed UMD for the first time in a while
And now this time I full on covered myself in shaving cream
Which one of you jokers is lacing me
January 20, 2026 at 9:55 AM
So for the three last times I got high:
I ordered shaving cream along with my doordash order when I had the munchies
Next time I bought a new clown nose and browsed UMD for the first time in a while
And now this time I full on covered myself in shaving cream
Which one of you jokers is lacing me
I ordered shaving cream along with my doordash order when I had the munchies
Next time I bought a new clown nose and browsed UMD for the first time in a while
And now this time I full on covered myself in shaving cream
Which one of you jokers is lacing me
CW: ABDL
🎨: @pawgyle.bsky.social
Usually with a pie throw the idea that's conveyed is that the sap isn't as big as they think they are
Though with enough momentum behind the throw all it takes is the lifting of a skirt to show that the sap is *really* nowhere near as big as they think they are
🎨: @pawgyle.bsky.social
Usually with a pie throw the idea that's conveyed is that the sap isn't as big as they think they are
Though with enough momentum behind the throw all it takes is the lifting of a skirt to show that the sap is *really* nowhere near as big as they think they are
January 3, 2026 at 8:41 AM
CW: ABDL
🎨: @pawgyle.bsky.social
Usually with a pie throw the idea that's conveyed is that the sap isn't as big as they think they are
Though with enough momentum behind the throw all it takes is the lifting of a skirt to show that the sap is *really* nowhere near as big as they think they are
🎨: @pawgyle.bsky.social
Usually with a pie throw the idea that's conveyed is that the sap isn't as big as they think they are
Though with enough momentum behind the throw all it takes is the lifting of a skirt to show that the sap is *really* nowhere near as big as they think they are
Getting pied while laying in bed has become less of a guilty pleasure and more of a staple of mine now
All I'm saying is it leads to even comfier cuddling and no intimate time is complete without laughter
All I'm saying is it leads to even comfier cuddling and no intimate time is complete without laughter
December 31, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Getting pied while laying in bed has become less of a guilty pleasure and more of a staple of mine now
All I'm saying is it leads to even comfier cuddling and no intimate time is complete without laughter
All I'm saying is it leads to even comfier cuddling and no intimate time is complete without laughter
Okay so clown tf has always really had a hold of me, but recently its grip is that of a vice
That specific niche of clownification that in and of itself is humiliating to the subject keeps popping up my in mind and never fails to make me blush
Its truly magnificiently appealing to my sensibilities
That specific niche of clownification that in and of itself is humiliating to the subject keeps popping up my in mind and never fails to make me blush
Its truly magnificiently appealing to my sensibilities
December 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Okay so clown tf has always really had a hold of me, but recently its grip is that of a vice
That specific niche of clownification that in and of itself is humiliating to the subject keeps popping up my in mind and never fails to make me blush
Its truly magnificiently appealing to my sensibilities
That specific niche of clownification that in and of itself is humiliating to the subject keeps popping up my in mind and never fails to make me blush
Its truly magnificiently appealing to my sensibilities
Recently remembering the time I filled a bathtub with shaving cream and man I wanna pull a stunt like that again
December 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Recently remembering the time I filled a bathtub with shaving cream and man I wanna pull a stunt like that again
During my current travels my pit stop for food ended me up me up coincidentally in a town called Gainesville
This cartoonish perfect coincidence of course means that I've already ordered 2 butter burgers and frozen custard
No way I'm passing up on this opportunity
This cartoonish perfect coincidence of course means that I've already ordered 2 butter burgers and frozen custard
No way I'm passing up on this opportunity
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
During my current travels my pit stop for food ended me up me up coincidentally in a town called Gainesville
This cartoonish perfect coincidence of course means that I've already ordered 2 butter burgers and frozen custard
No way I'm passing up on this opportunity
This cartoonish perfect coincidence of course means that I've already ordered 2 butter burgers and frozen custard
No way I'm passing up on this opportunity
I always find it funny when I tell people kinks I have and they already picked it up from talking to me
The ones that I've barely mentioned publicly are particularly my favorite
Going from expecting some level of surprise to an "I know" always cracks me up
The ones that I've barely mentioned publicly are particularly my favorite
Going from expecting some level of surprise to an "I know" always cracks me up
November 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I always find it funny when I tell people kinks I have and they already picked it up from talking to me
The ones that I've barely mentioned publicly are particularly my favorite
Going from expecting some level of surprise to an "I know" always cracks me up
The ones that I've barely mentioned publicly are particularly my favorite
Going from expecting some level of surprise to an "I know" always cracks me up
As a huge Digimon nerd I was already so glad ExTryrannomon was available in Time Stranger and now that I have them aquired I'm floored
I never expected the DigiRide feature would involve having been stuffed in the plush dinosaur mascot and riding around inside it as a fun gimmick
Absolute. Peak.
I never expected the DigiRide feature would involve having been stuffed in the plush dinosaur mascot and riding around inside it as a fun gimmick
Absolute. Peak.
October 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
As a huge Digimon nerd I was already so glad ExTryrannomon was available in Time Stranger and now that I have them aquired I'm floored
I never expected the DigiRide feature would involve having been stuffed in the plush dinosaur mascot and riding around inside it as a fun gimmick
Absolute. Peak.
I never expected the DigiRide feature would involve having been stuffed in the plush dinosaur mascot and riding around inside it as a fun gimmick
Absolute. Peak.
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October 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Splat ran their mouth off too much and the end result of such as always, can't come off as too much of a surprise with their track record
They'll be back to being a circus performer rather than an attraction soon... hopefully
YCH🎨: @pawgyle.bsky.social
They'll be back to being a circus performer rather than an attraction soon... hopefully
YCH🎨: @pawgyle.bsky.social
September 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Splat ran their mouth off too much and the end result of such as always, can't come off as too much of a surprise with their track record
They'll be back to being a circus performer rather than an attraction soon... hopefully
YCH🎨: @pawgyle.bsky.social
They'll be back to being a circus performer rather than an attraction soon... hopefully
YCH🎨: @pawgyle.bsky.social
Humiliating me: Fantastic, absolutely gets me going
Praising me for how I've humiliated you: Absolutely strokes my ego and never gets old
Humiliating me and praising me for it after the fact: I am now a melted putty in your hands with heart shaped eyes
Praising me for how I've humiliated you: Absolutely strokes my ego and never gets old
Humiliating me and praising me for it after the fact: I am now a melted putty in your hands with heart shaped eyes
September 8, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Humiliating me: Fantastic, absolutely gets me going
Praising me for how I've humiliated you: Absolutely strokes my ego and never gets old
Humiliating me and praising me for it after the fact: I am now a melted putty in your hands with heart shaped eyes
Praising me for how I've humiliated you: Absolutely strokes my ego and never gets old
Humiliating me and praising me for it after the fact: I am now a melted putty in your hands with heart shaped eyes
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Came to the realization this year that I'm asexual and messy slapstick is the proper way an ace yeen gets dirty after all, isn't it?
Though I think the director may have gotten a different idea when I explained I was genderfluid as well methinks
🎨: @belugatoons.bsky.social
Though I think the director may have gotten a different idea when I explained I was genderfluid as well methinks
🎨: @belugatoons.bsky.social
August 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Came to the realization this year that I'm asexual and messy slapstick is the proper way an ace yeen gets dirty after all, isn't it?
Though I think the director may have gotten a different idea when I explained I was genderfluid as well methinks
🎨: @belugatoons.bsky.social
Though I think the director may have gotten a different idea when I explained I was genderfluid as well methinks
🎨: @belugatoons.bsky.social
Just to let you know, I will objectify you
Not in the dehumanizing way, but in the sense that making you a pool toy or plush is turning you into an inanimate object, thereinby objectifying you
Not in the dehumanizing way, but in the sense that making you a pool toy or plush is turning you into an inanimate object, thereinby objectifying you
August 14, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Just to let you know, I will objectify you
Not in the dehumanizing way, but in the sense that making you a pool toy or plush is turning you into an inanimate object, thereinby objectifying you
Not in the dehumanizing way, but in the sense that making you a pool toy or plush is turning you into an inanimate object, thereinby objectifying you
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Well, they did say they can do anything~ x3
Deltarune-themed commission for @clownyeensplat.bsky.social!!
(2/2)
Deltarune-themed commission for @clownyeensplat.bsky.social!!
(2/2)
July 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Well, they did say they can do anything~ x3
Deltarune-themed commission for @clownyeensplat.bsky.social!!
(2/2)
Deltarune-themed commission for @clownyeensplat.bsky.social!!
(2/2)
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July 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Being teased/ teasing someone you've had experience with in real life is an absolute experience to me
It's the double w(h)ammy of knowing that they'll do it and also being able to imagine it playing out well, feeling the embarrassment as if was happening
Has brought online pie teasing to its peak
It's the double w(h)ammy of knowing that they'll do it and also being able to imagine it playing out well, feeling the embarrassment as if was happening
Has brought online pie teasing to its peak
July 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Being teased/ teasing someone you've had experience with in real life is an absolute experience to me
It's the double w(h)ammy of knowing that they'll do it and also being able to imagine it playing out well, feeling the embarrassment as if was happening
Has brought online pie teasing to its peak
It's the double w(h)ammy of knowing that they'll do it and also being able to imagine it playing out well, feeling the embarrassment as if was happening
Has brought online pie teasing to its peak
Thinking about how funny it is and how much it makes sense that as a clown a large part of my kinkiness comes from pies and balloons through WAM and inflation
It’s like poetry it rhymes
It’s like poetry it rhymes
May 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Thinking about how funny it is and how much it makes sense that as a clown a large part of my kinkiness comes from pies and balloons through WAM and inflation
It’s like poetry it rhymes
It’s like poetry it rhymes
Using the Beagle Boys going through messy slapstick as an example of what I find hot while ace to my roommate as we watch the original DuckTales and it’s given me perspective on when people tell me how hot a movie star is as I think “Wow, that sure is a person”
How the tables have tabled
How the tables have tabled
April 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Using the Beagle Boys going through messy slapstick as an example of what I find hot while ace to my roommate as we watch the original DuckTales and it’s given me perspective on when people tell me how hot a movie star is as I think “Wow, that sure is a person”
How the tables have tabled
How the tables have tabled
The fact that I accidentally taught my roommate what nullges are after copying and pasting a come out like post properly explaining where I fall on the ace spectrum forgetting that my post was from a kink server
(Not too out of the blue though, since us discussing dakimakuras is what brought it up)
(Not too out of the blue though, since us discussing dakimakuras is what brought it up)
April 10, 2025 at 9:24 AM
The fact that I accidentally taught my roommate what nullges are after copying and pasting a come out like post properly explaining where I fall on the ace spectrum forgetting that my post was from a kink server
(Not too out of the blue though, since us discussing dakimakuras is what brought it up)
(Not too out of the blue though, since us discussing dakimakuras is what brought it up)
When I talk about cream pies, gags, and squirting I of course always mean it in the hottest way possible:
The Toontown type of way
The Toontown type of way
April 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
When I talk about cream pies, gags, and squirting I of course always mean it in the hottest way possible:
The Toontown type of way
The Toontown type of way
Wasn't satisfied with original video of Pie Day session, so did some editing and made sure face not properly visible while not covered in banana cream
Had issues with final drafts becoming corrupted, but the long rendering process is eating too much time away from work haha
youtu.be/QMQQ2JnT4b8
Had issues with final drafts becoming corrupted, but the long rendering process is eating too much time away from work haha
youtu.be/QMQQ2JnT4b8
Pie Day 2025
YouTube video by Clown Yeen
youtu.be
March 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Wasn't satisfied with original video of Pie Day session, so did some editing and made sure face not properly visible while not covered in banana cream
Had issues with final drafts becoming corrupted, but the long rendering process is eating too much time away from work haha
youtu.be/QMQQ2JnT4b8
Had issues with final drafts becoming corrupted, but the long rendering process is eating too much time away from work haha
youtu.be/QMQQ2JnT4b8
Been craving pie enough recently after not being hit with one in ages and had to have a major indulgent sesh for myself
This time however since it was spur of the moment I didn’t notice until halfway through and while covered in shaving cream that I was still wearing my work uniform
This time however since it was spur of the moment I didn’t notice until halfway through and while covered in shaving cream that I was still wearing my work uniform
March 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Been craving pie enough recently after not being hit with one in ages and had to have a major indulgent sesh for myself
This time however since it was spur of the moment I didn’t notice until halfway through and while covered in shaving cream that I was still wearing my work uniform
This time however since it was spur of the moment I didn’t notice until halfway through and while covered in shaving cream that I was still wearing my work uniform