splat
@splat.au
The sound a sock full of custard makes when it hits wet cement...
#auspol
Ted O'Brien, Deputy Leader of the Australian Liberals, was on ABC News this morning, saying that Susssssan had full support of the Liberal Party room.
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Right...
So Susssssan is toast...
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Who is going to be the next leader: Dumber or Dumbest...
Hastie or Taylor...
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Hmmmm...
Ted O'Brien, Deputy Leader of the Australian Liberals, was on ABC News this morning, saying that Susssssan had full support of the Liberal Party room.
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Right...
So Susssssan is toast...
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Who is going to be the next leader: Dumber or Dumbest...
Hastie or Taylor...
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Hmmmm...
January 25, 2026 at 11:57 PM
#auspol
Ted O'Brien, Deputy Leader of the Australian Liberals, was on ABC News this morning, saying that Susssssan had full support of the Liberal Party room.
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Right...
So Susssssan is toast...
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Who is going to be the next leader: Dumber or Dumbest...
Hastie or Taylor...
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Hmmmm...
Ted O'Brien, Deputy Leader of the Australian Liberals, was on ABC News this morning, saying that Susssssan had full support of the Liberal Party room.
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Right...
So Susssssan is toast...
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Who is going to be the next leader: Dumber or Dumbest...
Hastie or Taylor...
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Hmmmm...
#usapol
We are heading for a more militaristic world with more weapons, but they won't be made in the USA.
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The simplicity and idiocy of thinking that you can bully someone into buying a gun and then expecting them to buy your guns is astounding.
We are heading for a more militaristic world with more weapons, but they won't be made in the USA.
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The simplicity and idiocy of thinking that you can bully someone into buying a gun and then expecting them to buy your guns is astounding.
January 24, 2026 at 2:03 AM
#usapol
We are heading for a more militaristic world with more weapons, but they won't be made in the USA.
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The simplicity and idiocy of thinking that you can bully someone into buying a gun and then expecting them to buy your guns is astounding.
We are heading for a more militaristic world with more weapons, but they won't be made in the USA.
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The simplicity and idiocy of thinking that you can bully someone into buying a gun and then expecting them to buy your guns is astounding.
#worldpolitics
#uspolitics
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If The President Of The United States is an Authoritarian Dictator.
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Who is the new leader of the free world ?
#uspolitics
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If The President Of The United States is an Authoritarian Dictator.
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Who is the new leader of the free world ?
January 22, 2026 at 2:53 AM
#worldpolitics
#uspolitics
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If The President Of The United States is an Authoritarian Dictator.
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Who is the new leader of the free world ?
#uspolitics
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If The President Of The United States is an Authoritarian Dictator.
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Who is the new leader of the free world ?
#usapol
If I was in Iceland today, I would be very worried that the USA is about to invade because Trump failed geography...
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You can't make this stuff up...
If I was in Iceland today, I would be very worried that the USA is about to invade because Trump failed geography...
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You can't make this stuff up...
January 22, 2026 at 2:03 AM
#usapol
If I was in Iceland today, I would be very worried that the USA is about to invade because Trump failed geography...
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You can't make this stuff up...
If I was in Iceland today, I would be very worried that the USA is about to invade because Trump failed geography...
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You can't make this stuff up...
#USAPOL
#Trump
#Greenland
I wonder if this is how the Ancient Roman Senators felt when Caligula made his horse a senator...
#Trump
#Greenland
I wonder if this is how the Ancient Roman Senators felt when Caligula made his horse a senator...
January 21, 2026 at 5:34 AM
#USAPOL
#Trump
#Greenland
I wonder if this is how the Ancient Roman Senators felt when Caligula made his horse a senator...
#Trump
#Greenland
I wonder if this is how the Ancient Roman Senators felt when Caligula made his horse a senator...
#usapol
I find that I am living in perpetual anticipation that :
1) Trump has a heart attack
2) USA invades Greenland and triggers WW3
3) Trump is assassinated
4) USA descends into Civil War
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All are bad...
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Would it not be simpler and best for all if Trump is simply removed from office...
I find that I am living in perpetual anticipation that :
1) Trump has a heart attack
2) USA invades Greenland and triggers WW3
3) Trump is assassinated
4) USA descends into Civil War
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All are bad...
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Would it not be simpler and best for all if Trump is simply removed from office...
January 20, 2026 at 10:29 AM
#usapol
I find that I am living in perpetual anticipation that :
1) Trump has a heart attack
2) USA invades Greenland and triggers WW3
3) Trump is assassinated
4) USA descends into Civil War
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All are bad...
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Would it not be simpler and best for all if Trump is simply removed from office...
I find that I am living in perpetual anticipation that :
1) Trump has a heart attack
2) USA invades Greenland and triggers WW3
3) Trump is assassinated
4) USA descends into Civil War
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All are bad...
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Would it not be simpler and best for all if Trump is simply removed from office...
#usapol
I mean.
What will it take.
For the USA to get its act together.
This is beyond a joke.
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There is an old proverb:
Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.
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Invading Greenland because Norway won't bestow the Nobel is uttter madness.
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The USA has gone insane.
Destruction next ?
I mean.
What will it take.
For the USA to get its act together.
This is beyond a joke.
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There is an old proverb:
Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.
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Invading Greenland because Norway won't bestow the Nobel is uttter madness.
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The USA has gone insane.
Destruction next ?
January 19, 2026 at 11:52 PM
#usapol
I mean.
What will it take.
For the USA to get its act together.
This is beyond a joke.
.
There is an old proverb:
Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.
.
Invading Greenland because Norway won't bestow the Nobel is uttter madness.
.
The USA has gone insane.
Destruction next ?
I mean.
What will it take.
For the USA to get its act together.
This is beyond a joke.
.
There is an old proverb:
Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad.
.
Invading Greenland because Norway won't bestow the Nobel is uttter madness.
.
The USA has gone insane.
Destruction next ?
#usapol #auspol
The potential Greenland invasion by the USA does raise the interesting question of what will the counties of the British Commonwealth do ?
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Specifically, what will India, Canada, Australia and New Zealand do ?
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And what will the world do if simultaneously China invades Taiwan ?
The potential Greenland invasion by the USA does raise the interesting question of what will the counties of the British Commonwealth do ?
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Specifically, what will India, Canada, Australia and New Zealand do ?
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And what will the world do if simultaneously China invades Taiwan ?
January 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM
#auspol
Wow...
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The Australian Federal COALition is islamaphobic to the point of obsession...
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Or are they...
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They seem to be jellyfish with no spine, no clear principles or ideals.
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Desperate in a search for relevance.
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As much as I despise One Nation, at least I know where they stand.
Wow...
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The Australian Federal COALition is islamaphobic to the point of obsession...
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Or are they...
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They seem to be jellyfish with no spine, no clear principles or ideals.
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Desperate in a search for relevance.
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As much as I despise One Nation, at least I know where they stand.
January 14, 2026 at 11:25 PM
#auspol
Wow...
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The Australian Federal COALition is islamaphobic to the point of obsession...
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Or are they...
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They seem to be jellyfish with no spine, no clear principles or ideals.
.
Desperate in a search for relevance.
.
As much as I despise One Nation, at least I know where they stand.
Wow...
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The Australian Federal COALition is islamaphobic to the point of obsession...
.
Or are they...
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They seem to be jellyfish with no spine, no clear principles or ideals.
.
Desperate in a search for relevance.
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As much as I despise One Nation, at least I know where they stand.
#usapol
If there was ever any doubts that Trumps USA had left the rails of sanity, they have been disabused.
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A criminal inquiry into the US Federal Reserve chair, Jerome Powell, because he set interest rates based on economic analysis rather than politics.
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COMPLETE FUCKING MADNESS...
If there was ever any doubts that Trumps USA had left the rails of sanity, they have been disabused.
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A criminal inquiry into the US Federal Reserve chair, Jerome Powell, because he set interest rates based on economic analysis rather than politics.
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COMPLETE FUCKING MADNESS...
January 12, 2026 at 5:16 AM
#usapol
If there was ever any doubts that Trumps USA had left the rails of sanity, they have been disabused.
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A criminal inquiry into the US Federal Reserve chair, Jerome Powell, because he set interest rates based on economic analysis rather than politics.
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COMPLETE FUCKING MADNESS...
If there was ever any doubts that Trumps USA had left the rails of sanity, they have been disabused.
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A criminal inquiry into the US Federal Reserve chair, Jerome Powell, because he set interest rates based on economic analysis rather than politics.
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COMPLETE FUCKING MADNESS...
#usapol
Blessed Be the Fruit.
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Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
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War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
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Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer!
'merrikkkka über alles.
America First.
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..
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Here we go again, why can't we learn.
Blessed Be the Fruit.
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Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
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War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
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Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer!
'merrikkkka über alles.
America First.
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..
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Here we go again, why can't we learn.
January 11, 2026 at 1:52 AM
#usapol
Blessed Be the Fruit.
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Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
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War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
.
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer!
'merrikkkka über alles.
America First.
.
..
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Here we go again, why can't we learn.
Blessed Be the Fruit.
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Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
.
War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
.
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer!
'merrikkkka über alles.
America First.
.
..
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Here we go again, why can't we learn.
#auspol #climatechange
Its great to see Australia taking the heatwave seriously and taking appropriate actions to ensure survival...
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Like:
Ending fossil fuel use and extraction.
Not cutting down trees.
Reducing air travel.
Eating less meat.
Consuming less.
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_NOT_
Its great to see Australia taking the heatwave seriously and taking appropriate actions to ensure survival...
.
Like:
Ending fossil fuel use and extraction.
Not cutting down trees.
Reducing air travel.
Eating less meat.
Consuming less.
.
_NOT_
January 9, 2026 at 11:01 PM
#auspol #climatechange
Its great to see Australia taking the heatwave seriously and taking appropriate actions to ensure survival...
.
Like:
Ending fossil fuel use and extraction.
Not cutting down trees.
Reducing air travel.
Eating less meat.
Consuming less.
.
_NOT_
Its great to see Australia taking the heatwave seriously and taking appropriate actions to ensure survival...
.
Like:
Ending fossil fuel use and extraction.
Not cutting down trees.
Reducing air travel.
Eating less meat.
Consuming less.
.
_NOT_
#auspol
So what are they going to do when the Royal Commission into Antisemitism finds that the major cause of hate is the Murdoch press...
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That the major driver of Antisemitism is Zionism.
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That the people most stoking the fire are LNP and One Nation politicians.
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What are they going to do...
So what are they going to do when the Royal Commission into Antisemitism finds that the major cause of hate is the Murdoch press...
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That the major driver of Antisemitism is Zionism.
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That the people most stoking the fire are LNP and One Nation politicians.
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What are they going to do...
January 8, 2026 at 11:42 AM
#auspol
So what are they going to do when the Royal Commission into Antisemitism finds that the major cause of hate is the Murdoch press...
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That the major driver of Antisemitism is Zionism.
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That the people most stoking the fire are LNP and One Nation politicians.
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What are they going to do...
So what are they going to do when the Royal Commission into Antisemitism finds that the major cause of hate is the Murdoch press...
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That the major driver of Antisemitism is Zionism.
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That the people most stoking the fire are LNP and One Nation politicians.
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What are they going to do...
#auspol #antisemitism #Islamophobia
Ok, I am not Jewish.
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I believe that everybody everywhere has the intrinsic right to exist, believe whatever and practice their faith in peace and safety.
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Free from persecution.
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Antisemitism is wrong.
Islamophobia is wrong.
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Zionism is wrong.
Ok, I am not Jewish.
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I believe that everybody everywhere has the intrinsic right to exist, believe whatever and practice their faith in peace and safety.
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Free from persecution.
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Antisemitism is wrong.
Islamophobia is wrong.
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Zionism is wrong.
January 8, 2026 at 7:54 AM
#auspol #antisemitism #Islamophobia
Ok, I am not Jewish.
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I believe that everybody everywhere has the intrinsic right to exist, believe whatever and practice their faith in peace and safety.
.
Free from persecution.
.
Antisemitism is wrong.
Islamophobia is wrong.
.
Zionism is wrong.
Ok, I am not Jewish.
.
I believe that everybody everywhere has the intrinsic right to exist, believe whatever and practice their faith in peace and safety.
.
Free from persecution.
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Antisemitism is wrong.
Islamophobia is wrong.
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Zionism is wrong.
##usapol #auspol
8 days into the new year and the world has gone insane.
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Since when has it been kosher to covet your allies property.
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Since when has piracy on the high seas been ok.
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Since when has it been best practice to kill and lie to you subjects.
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Oh, I forgot, its good to be the king.
8 days into the new year and the world has gone insane.
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Since when has it been kosher to covet your allies property.
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Since when has piracy on the high seas been ok.
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Since when has it been best practice to kill and lie to you subjects.
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Oh, I forgot, its good to be the king.
January 8, 2026 at 4:50 AM
#usapol
I don't think you could do a better job of destroying the USA if you tried.
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Closing down NCAR would have to be one of the stupidest decisions ever.
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Whats next ?
Sack all the air traffic controllers ?
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We don't need schools so let's get rid of the Department of Education...
I don't think you could do a better job of destroying the USA if you tried.
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Closing down NCAR would have to be one of the stupidest decisions ever.
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Whats next ?
Sack all the air traffic controllers ?
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We don't need schools so let's get rid of the Department of Education...
December 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
#usapol
I don't think you could do a better job of destroying the USA if you tried.
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Closing down NCAR would have to be one of the stupidest decisions ever.
.
Whats next ?
Sack all the air traffic controllers ?
.
We don't need schools so let's get rid of the Department of Education...
I don't think you could do a better job of destroying the USA if you tried.
.
Closing down NCAR would have to be one of the stupidest decisions ever.
.
Whats next ?
Sack all the air traffic controllers ?
.
We don't need schools so let's get rid of the Department of Education...
Opposing the Gaza genocide is NOT Antisemitism...
Its not even Anti-Zionist.
It is simply calling for an end to killing and hate.
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Describing opposition to Israel ethnic clensing as antisemitism is simple propaganda designed to protect the facist Zionists behind it.
Its not even Anti-Zionist.
It is simply calling for an end to killing and hate.
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Describing opposition to Israel ethnic clensing as antisemitism is simple propaganda designed to protect the facist Zionists behind it.
December 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Opposing the Gaza genocide is NOT Antisemitism...
Its not even Anti-Zionist.
It is simply calling for an end to killing and hate.
.
Describing opposition to Israel ethnic clensing as antisemitism is simple propaganda designed to protect the facist Zionists behind it.
Its not even Anti-Zionist.
It is simply calling for an end to killing and hate.
.
Describing opposition to Israel ethnic clensing as antisemitism is simple propaganda designed to protect the facist Zionists behind it.
#auspol
#BondiShooting
My thoughts are not with the survivors or victims of Sunday's horrific, cataclysmic shooting.
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My thoughts are with the politicians and others who revel in and seek to take advantage of the atrocious event.
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My thoughts are: WHAT THE FUCK, are you even human ?
#BondiShooting
My thoughts are not with the survivors or victims of Sunday's horrific, cataclysmic shooting.
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My thoughts are with the politicians and others who revel in and seek to take advantage of the atrocious event.
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My thoughts are: WHAT THE FUCK, are you even human ?
December 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
#auspol
#BondiShooting
My thoughts are not with the survivors or victims of Sunday's horrific, cataclysmic shooting.
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My thoughts are with the politicians and others who revel in and seek to take advantage of the atrocious event.
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My thoughts are: WHAT THE FUCK, are you even human ?
#BondiShooting
My thoughts are not with the survivors or victims of Sunday's horrific, cataclysmic shooting.
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My thoughts are with the politicians and others who revel in and seek to take advantage of the atrocious event.
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My thoughts are: WHAT THE FUCK, are you even human ?
#auspol
#terrorism
#bondishooting
#mentalhealth
Why is no one talking about the elephant in the room.
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Sane people don't do this shit.
Sane people don't kill strangers.
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Australia needs much, much more money invested in mental health.
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It is the front line of domestic defence and security.
#terrorism
#bondishooting
#mentalhealth
Why is no one talking about the elephant in the room.
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Sane people don't do this shit.
Sane people don't kill strangers.
.
Australia needs much, much more money invested in mental health.
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It is the front line of domestic defence and security.
December 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
#auspol
#terrorism
#bondishooting
#mentalhealth
Why is no one talking about the elephant in the room.
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Sane people don't do this shit.
Sane people don't kill strangers.
.
Australia needs much, much more money invested in mental health.
.
It is the front line of domestic defence and security.
#terrorism
#bondishooting
#mentalhealth
Why is no one talking about the elephant in the room.
.
Sane people don't do this shit.
Sane people don't kill strangers.
.
Australia needs much, much more money invested in mental health.
.
It is the front line of domestic defence and security.
#auspol
This terrorist attack in Bondi is terrible. It is wrong.
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It should not have happened.
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My heart goes out to the Australian Jewish community.
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Even though I am not, I believe that people of faith should be able to practice and enjoy their religion with out fear. All religions.
This terrorist attack in Bondi is terrible. It is wrong.
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It should not have happened.
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My heart goes out to the Australian Jewish community.
.
Even though I am not, I believe that people of faith should be able to practice and enjoy their religion with out fear. All religions.
December 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
#auspol
This terrorist attack in Bondi is terrible. It is wrong.
.
It should not have happened.
.
My heart goes out to the Australian Jewish community.
.
Even though I am not, I believe that people of faith should be able to practice and enjoy their religion with out fear. All religions.
This terrorist attack in Bondi is terrible. It is wrong.
.
It should not have happened.
.
My heart goes out to the Australian Jewish community.
.
Even though I am not, I believe that people of faith should be able to practice and enjoy their religion with out fear. All religions.
#auspol
Back in the day, when I was a public servant, I was a staff rep.
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I was asked on very rare occasion to sit on tribunals to investigate expenses fraud.
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The offenders in all cases were asked to pay back the money and submit their resignation.
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Why are politicians different.
Back in the day, when I was a public servant, I was a staff rep.
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I was asked on very rare occasion to sit on tribunals to investigate expenses fraud.
.
The offenders in all cases were asked to pay back the money and submit their resignation.
.
Why are politicians different.
December 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
#auspol
Back in the day, when I was a public servant, I was a staff rep.
.
I was asked on very rare occasion to sit on tribunals to investigate expenses fraud.
.
The offenders in all cases were asked to pay back the money and submit their resignation.
.
Why are politicians different.
Back in the day, when I was a public servant, I was a staff rep.
.
I was asked on very rare occasion to sit on tribunals to investigate expenses fraud.
.
The offenders in all cases were asked to pay back the money and submit their resignation.
.
Why are politicians different.