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⠀⠀—𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙩...
Pinned

⠀You—okay, Three. Sure.
I give fast gifts

⠀YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT EXISTED UNTIL LESS THAN A MINUTE AGO.
January 26, 2026 at 3:30 AM

⠀YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT EXISTED UNTIL LESS THAN A MINUTE AGO.
What???! You fucking tell me this NOW? After I already got them this shirt?!
January 26, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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Wait…what……
January 26, 2026 at 3:14 AM

⠀The Octarian spawned from my tentacle is no longer of this world.
🙂 What?

⠀Splatted.
January 26, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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😀
January 26, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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Pour one out for that guy #aborted
January 26, 2026 at 3:09 AM

⠀Splatted.
Huh? Then where are they??!

⠀...yes. This has happened before. It was not pleasant.
January 26, 2026 at 3:08 AM

⠀...yes. This has happened before. It was not pleasant.
So like if i cut off your tentacle it’d make like Eight Jr.?

⠀No, no, I meant the... food. If you can even call it that anymore.

⠀Also, no, they don't. However, with Octolings, we have to cut our tentacles with a very specific method and with precision, or else an Octarian will spawn.
January 26, 2026 at 2:59 AM

⠀No, no, I meant the... food. If you can even call it that anymore.

⠀Also, no, they don't. However, with Octolings, we have to cut our tentacles with a very specific method and with precision, or else an Octarian will spawn.
Don’t each of your tentacles have like a mind of its own or something?

⠀...what even is that, anyway?
January 26, 2026 at 2:44 AM

⠀...what even is that, anyway?
Thats where the flavor is you tentacle brain

⠀Are you... are you 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 that that is flavor, and not the char?
January 26, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 2:04 AM

⠀Are you... are you 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 that that is flavor, and not the char?
Nuh uh I’ve been making and eating them like all day! My mouth is tingling from the flavor!

⠀...I do not know what this is, but I am certain that it has ceased to be edible.
January 26, 2026 at 2:07 AM

⠀I must choose...
January 26, 2026 at 2:05 AM

⠀On a snowy day, what else is there to do but unwind? 😄
January 26, 2026 at 2:04 AM

⠀...I do not know what this is, but I am certain that it has ceased to be edible.
January 26, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 1:25 AM

⠀⠀[ Raising their hand. ]
who’s up getting lit #snowstorm
January 26, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 1:32 AM

⠀Tsukudaniiiii~...! 🩷
Hachiiii~!!!! 💛

⠀Tsukudani... ❤️
January 22, 2026 at 4:03 AM

⠀Tsukudani... ❤️
Tsukudani!!!!!
January 22, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 2:40 AM

⠀Hachi!
January 21, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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marie
January 21, 2026 at 4:05 AM

⠀I have more straws if you have need of them!
As per my last straw,
January 4, 2026 at 11:50 AM

⠀I... don't know why I need to be saved, but okay.

⠀Save me, Surume...
Yes bud. It’s horrors beyond comprehension.

I WILL SAVE YOU.

⠀Why? Is it something bad, Surume?
January 1, 2026 at 5:17 AM