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Cristina
@spizzica.bsky.social
pretty fly for a wife guy
so I got gay engaged on the weekend and perhaps I'm biased but I think this might be the best possible way to start pride month??? 🌈💍🥰
June 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
what is this, decor for ants??
February 18, 2025 at 6:30 AM
on my girlfriend's orders I took the day off work yesterday to do Calming Activities because I had somehow already overworked myself to a state of literal physical illness and the resulting time spent engrossed in a colouring book has produced a sorer neck than I've had in years so what now babe? 😌🤪
January 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
true love is spending so much of your downtime watching architectural digest youtube videos together to the point of using the word "sconce" in conversation far more than it should be naturally occurring
November 21, 2024 at 12:39 PM
okay fine let's try this place again I am losing my mind at the fishdom ads
November 15, 2024 at 12:51 PM
walked past someone at woolies who I can only describe as smelling like the summer of 2008 (colliding clouds of various scents of impulse body spray in the year 11 study area after a 3/4 SAC vibes)
December 8, 2023 at 10:43 AM
is this anything
September 13, 2023 at 7:26 AM
life hack: get out of corporate r u ok day activities no questions asked by only just realising it actually legitimately clashes with your next therapy session lmao
September 12, 2023 at 1:55 AM
still can't believe this is Chrishell's arc I would literally die for her????
September 2, 2023 at 7:17 AM
My most recent tweet was "if you can't handle me at my honk shoo then you don't deserve me at my mimimi" which got 17 likes (decent for me) and was written minutes before passing out from a combination of exhaustion and being a little bit stoned so idk is that the vibe here??
September 1, 2023 at 12:24 PM